Munchkin Manual Annex #4: Cyberpunk
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Written by:
Roger Burton-West (ubte30e@ucl.ac.uk)
Sean Desmond (scd@st-and.ac.uk)
Se/an Keane
Shaun Murrant
With changes written in by uplink (uplink@cwis.unomaha.edu).
And more from Mark....Booth (mbb@ukc.ac.uk)
Spelling corrections by Britt (and I *know* I missed some...)
Favourite character type:
Real Men: play Solos or Nomads Real Role-players: play Fixers or Techies Loonies: play Rockers
play Politicians or Pizza-Delivery Men
play Royal family poseur gangersMunchkins: play Street Samurai or Psionic Vampires
play any character with +10 in special ability -- usually higher.Favourite weapon:
Real Men: use the Militech Advanced Assault Rifle
United Nations Colonial marine corps M42 A2Real Role-players: use light SMGs
use medium autopistols and light SMGs
use Glock 30s or Baretta M20-Fs with gun-camsLoonies: use a .22 Gatling
use donuts
use a buzz hand on a grapple fist as a ranged weaponMunchkins: use a Barrett-Arasaka 20mm cannon, modified for fully automatic
fire, with a sawed-off barrel and a cut-down stock to fit under an
armoured long coat use the all-new 10mm man-portable railgun or,
in a pinch, use an Anti-Matter Rifle have a remote control pad for
a lunar rail gun or twoFavourite armour:
Real Men: wear MetalGear Real Role-players: wear a light armour jacket
wear Lawtech skintightLoonies: wear a t-shirt and ripped jeans
wear armored opera cloaks
hide in armoured wheelie binsMunchkins: get a Dragoon full-body conversion
wear ACPA Powered ArmorFavourite cyberware:
Real Men: like reflex boosts and smartgun link (is this a trick question?) Real Role-players: like interface plugs
like inobvious cyberwareLoonies: like a forehead-mounted Mr Studd [TM]
like the Cyber-Bar in both legsMunchkins: get a HumanityRestoraTron [TM] like the Full Body Conversions,
preferably the Dragoon model, with full inpatient therapy and
really low Humanity Loss rolls
like Gemini Full body conversions (so they can fit into their ACPA)
and get it fitted at the Scandinavian clinics so they get no humanity
loss on average.Favourite vehicle:
Real Men: AV-4 with gatling cannon Real Role-players: Bicycle
Recumbent motorcycles or classic HarleysLoonies: Advertising blimp
Pedicabs
Cyber-skatesMunchkins: Punknaught with the works, with extra pepperoni
AV-9s with full military loads, or the M-6 Main Battle TankWhen cornered in a firefight:
Real Men: take out the REAL big gun and tell them to back off before
they get hurtReal Role-players: switch sides
shout "You have the right to remain silent......."Loonies: click the heels of their combat boots together and say
"there's no place like home".Munchkins: break their Trauma Team card
call in a micro-Orbital strikeFavourite method of B&E:
Real Men: kick the door down and wonder where the other PCs have gone Real Role-players: look under doormat for keys
use their B&E tools to casually but stealthily gain entranceLoonies: ring the doorbell Munchkins: use the Militech Plastic Explosive Delivery Service
use Militech
use detcordFind employment as:
Real Men: Bodyguard Real Role-players: Librarian
Fixers, console cowboysLoonies: Quality Control personnel for Second Chance Armour Inc.
Rodent Control personnel in Night CityMunchkins: CEO (at age 15)
CEOs of three major megacorps by the time they're twenty
set up their own corporation, and are rivals to Arasaka and EBM
combined within 2 years.