How To Impress the Opposite Sex

      HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:


      .Compliment her
      .cuddle her
      .kiss her
      .caress her
      .love her
      .stroke her
      .tease her
      .comfort her
      .protect her
      .hug her
      .hold her
      .spend money on her
      .wine & dine her
      .buy things for her
      .listen to her
      .care for her
      .stand by her
      .support her
      .go to the ends of the earth for her....


      HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:


      .Show up naked.
      .Bring beer.