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WesleySakamoto: now we wait for job
WesleySakamoto: jon
Big at ERC: job?
Big at ERC: I'm not that bad off
Indy CC: hey jon
WesleySakamoto: no, missed the key next to yah
Indy CC: so why was this meeting called to order?
Big at ERC: I hereby induct both of you into the D3
Indy CC: dada?
Big at ERC: no, the D3
Indy CC: dadadadadadad
Indy CC: explain
Big at ERC: the Dumb Dating Dorks
WesleySakamoto: because my special forces have have been ambushed, i need your carrier battle group to fly in jon's marines
WesleySakamoto: what?
Indy CC: explain more
WesleySakamoto: Dating Dorks?
Big at ERC: There's only one rule, you have to be ineligible for membership by Febuary 28, 2002
WesleySakamoto: what?
Indy CC: you really need to explain entirely
Indy CC: what is a dating dork and why am I one
WesleySakamoto: i'm lost dude
WesleySakamoto: hell, why the hell am i one?
Indy CC: and bleh
Big at ERC: ok, the D3 is an association we're forming
Indy CC: we're, as in who?
Big at ERC: my friend and his friend, who put me in, who is putting you in
Big at ERC: anyway
Indy CC: bleh
Big at ERC: rule #1
Indy CC: procede
Big at ERC: you must be single
Big at ERC: rule #2
Indy CC: and what if im not?
Big at ERC: then you're ineligible at this time, but you may gain membership at a future date
Big at ERC: rule the second
Indy CC: just checking
Indy CC: b/c i am single
Big at ERC: you have to be rejected and or dumped at least once in the last year
Big at ERC: rule #3
Indy CC: say you were never formally rejected
Indy CC: you were just postponed
Big at ERC: that's the same thing
Indy CC: sure sure
Indy CC: procede
Indy CC: (Steve ready to jump Jon?)
Big at ERC: rule the third: you must be ineligible before Febuary 28th 2002
Indy CC: why is that
Big at ERC: otherwise you lose
Indy CC: and what does that mean
Big at ERC: (I'm not sure what that means either)
Indy CC: and who cares if you win or lose?
Big at ERC: I'm not sure of that either
Indy CC: doesn't matter i have resigned to getting a woman by the end of the semester or else...
Big at ERC: but we liked the word dork
Indy CC: i just dont get it
Indy CC: i dont see the point
Indy CC: what is it that I am exactly losing?
Big at ERC: there is no point, it's more of an ego-booster thingy
Big at ERC: like a club
Indy CC: trying to do an AMerican Pie thing eh?
Indy CC: everyone helps each other get laid
Big at ERC: haven't seen it
Big at ERC: nono
Big at ERC: you must be autonomous
Indy CC: hhhmmm i dont know about this Jon
Indy CC: does Jake know youve gone off the deep end?
Indy CC: Steve speak up for god sakes
Big at ERC: know
Big at ERC: I mean, no, jake does not know
Big at ERC: I've been off the deep end for a while, it's just been more pronounced lately
Indy CC: no wonder
Indy CC: so why feb 28?
Big at ERC: that's the date, I didn't make it
Big at ERC: this isn't a bristow Idea
Indy CC: isnt a bristow idea eh, then whose concauction is it?
Indy CC: but is there a reason for the date
Indy CC: is it random
Indy CC: is there a purpose
Big at ERC: my friends mike and mike
Indy CC: and what the hell is the point of the club?
Big at ERC: it's to know that there are more than one of us who's a single guy who's struck out more than he's even fouled
Indy CC: maybe i will be disjoined by the end of next week
Big at ERC: maybe
Indy CC: i mean since daniella i have asked a girl out and she aid no, maybe i will ask another only to say yes
Indy CC: then what?
Big at ERC: then, if you're no longer single, you are no longer a member
Indy CC: do i win?
Big at ERC: well, we haven't been able to quantify that as winning per se, but yes, you could say that you have "won"
Indy CC: aaahhh what the fuck Jon, this is mesed up
Indy CC: i didn't lose did I?
Big at ERC: no
Indy CC: therefore by reverse i must have won
Indy CC: the goal of the club is to not be in the club?
Big at ERC: you have only lost if you haven't become ineligible at least once before February 28th
Big at ERC: that's it!
Indy CC: ahhhhhhhh
Indy CC: and then what
Big at ERC: the goal of the club is to get out of the vlub
Big at ERC: the club
Indy CC: i mean, whats my motivation?
Big at ERC: to get out of the club
Indy CC: thats it, that is my whole motivation to get out of the club
Big at ERC: yes
Indy CC: hell i didn't even join, now I have to get out?
Indy CC: this is bogus
Big at ERC: yup
Big at ERC: you're in it, no matter if you know you are or not
Indy CC: so what about bob in podunk idaho, what does he do?
Indy CC: what happens if he is still single march 1?
Big at ERC: he lost
Indy CC: so what?
Indy CC: why does that matter?
Big at ERC: It just does!
Indy CC: why?
Indy CC: who cares
Big at ERC: dammit, don't argue with the club!
Indy CC: i am sure bob doesn't
Indy CC: he doesn't even know he is in it
Indy CC: i argue with everything you know me better than that Jon
Indy CC: what is the friggin point
Indy CC: and I wont argur
Indy CC: this is just flat out round
Indy CC: pointless
Indy CC: without purpose
Indy CC: lacking motivation
Indy CC: and what the hell do I win
Big at ERC: shhh
Indy CC: what the hell do i lose
Big at ERC: you already know what you win/lose
Indy CC: then refresh my memory
Indy CC: if i get a woman by feb 27 then what do i win?
Indy CC: if I dont have a woman by march 1 what do i lose?
Indy CC: ha see you have no clue
Indy CC: it is pointless
Big at ERC: shhh
Indy CC: fine if you want to play that way, i could randomly walk down the hall ask a random girl out. Then what
Indy CC: that defies the clubs logic
Big at ERC: no
Indy CC: the club isn't prepard for that kind of nonesense
Big at ERC: you're not ineligible just for asking someone out you dweeb
Indy CC: say what?
Indy CC: are you insulting me
Big at ERC: you can ask someone out, have a lousy time, and not talk to her again
Indy CC: but still i wasn't rejected
Big at ERC: that doesn't get you ineligible
Big at ERC: no
Big at ERC: but you're still single
Indy CC: oh your going to be nit picky
Big at ERC: no
Big at ERC: that's the rule "You have to be single"
Indy CC: well until i see some tangible motivation then bleh to you
Indy CC: and you nonesensical club of DADADA
Big at ERC: bleah yourself!
Indy CC: ha i win