101 Spells That Have Not Been Memorized Yet

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  1. Acid Trip
  2. Affect Abnormal Fires
  3. Affect Normal Foyers
  4. Air Breathing (land-dwellers only)
  5. Airshape (like Stoneshape, but with normal air)
  6. Airy Air
  7. Alamir's Freeway Breakdown
  8. Alamir's Fundamental Theorem
  9. Algorhythm I-III (sp?)
  10. Anger God
  11. Animate Bread
  12. Anti-Anti-Magic Shell (Pro-Magic Shell?)
  13. Anti-Magic Eggshell
  14. Anti-Magic Magic Missle
  15. Anti-Magic Magic Mouth
  16. Antipathy Orb
  17. Audible Hammer (of the M.C. variety)
  18. Auditable Glamour
  19. Augmented Chord I, ii, III, iv, V, VI, vii
  20. Bad Lighting
  21. Badly Programmed Illusion
  22. Become Dead (reverse of Resurrect Self)
  23. Bigby's Assertive Finger
  24. Bigby's Clenched Teeth
  25. Bigby's Critically Fumbling Hand
  26. Bigby's Glove (colors the various Bigby's Hand spells, no bonus)
  27. Bigby's Groping Hand
  28. Bigby's Hairy-Palmed Hand
  29. Bigby's Insulting Hand (the second finger is rather prominent)
  30. Bigby's Limp-Wristed Hand
  31. Bigby's Shadow-Animal Making Hands
  32. Bigby's "Shush"ing Hand
  33. Black & White Spray
  34. Blind Self
  35. Bold Monster
  36. Bookworm Blast
  37. Break-Wind Wall
  38. Break the Wind
  39. Bubbling Rainstorm
  40. Burning Hands (Yours, ouch)
  41. Can Trip (And does!)
  42. Change Elf
  43. Charm Dead
  44. Charm Friends
  45. Charm Groupie
  46. Charm Potted Plants
  47. Charm Self
  48. Charm Undead (X rated version)
  49. Cheeseball
  50. Circling the Square (i.e. Times, Trafalger, Tiannemen)
  51. Clause of the Lawyer
  52. Clear Audience (usually follows Delayed Blast Flatulence)
  53. Clone Undead
  54. Clown
  55. Color Safe Spray
  56. Compulsive Disorder
  57. Cone of Bubbles
  58. Conjure Emmenthaler
  59. Contact This Plane
  60. Continual Bad Lighting
  61. Continual Right (a political spell)
  62. Control Casting Time (controls the casting time of this spell only)
  63. Control Feather
  64. Copyright Shroud
  65. Crass Suggestion
  66. Create Coat Hanger
  67. Cure Animal Hide
  68. Cure Light Winds
  69. Cure Smoked Ham
  70. Cure STD
  71. Current Life
  72. Cylons, 10' Radius
  73. Cymbal
  74. Dalamar's Whoopee Cushion (things that make you go hmmmm)
  75. Darkness, 15 micron radius
  76. Daylight (material components: must be cast outdoors in bright sunlight)
  77. Deathwish
  78. Deeppocket Lint
  79. Delayed Blast Cantrip
  80. Delayed Blast Flatulence
  81. Delayed Blast Spitball
  82. Demand Blindness
  83. Demi-Shadow Puppets
  84. Deny Reality
  85. Detect Crying
  86. Detect Dead (Yep, he's dead alright...)
  87. Detect Detect Spells
  88. Detect Hound
  89. Detect Lightning Bolts (area: 5')
  90. Detect Pervert
  91. Detect Pink Bunny Rabbits
  92. Detect Self (allows you to see if you are yourself)
  93. Detect Strikes and Spares
  94. Detect Tragic (oooh, theres a sad happening over there!)
  95. Detect Unseen Butler
  96. Detect Visibility (Yep, I can see that)
  97. Detect Weevil
  98. Detect Wind
  99. Differentiate Without Error (Hey, you never know...)
  100. Dimension Doorknob
  101. Dispell Nonmagical Reptiles & Amphibians
  102. Dispurse Self
  103. Doug
  104. Doug's Generic Spell
  105. Drain Vaccuum
  106. Draw Upon Religious Right
  107. Drawmij's Court Summons
  108. Drawmij's Instant Cake Mix
  109. Drawmij's Instant Coffee (components: hot water and cup)
  110. Drawmij's Instant Death (Drawmij's CON must be about -30 by now...)
  111. Earthly Chorus
  112. Enchanted Toothpick
  113. Enlightening Bolt
  114. Enrage Dragon
  115. ESPN
  116. Ethertalk
  117. Evard's Black Growth (range: 0)
  118. Evard's Black Testicles
  119. Evard's Blue Testicles
  120. Explosive Familiar (it's *your* familiar)
  121. Explosive Friends
  122. Extension Cord I, II, and III
  123. Extinguish Match (casting time: 5 rounds)
  124. Face Grasp
  125. Fear of Sunmotes
  126. Feather Brain
  127. Feather Flail
  128. Feign Life (as if the caster has one)
  129. Feign Orgasm
  130. Find Acquaintance
  131. Find Floor (somatic component: falling on face)
  132. Find Hand
  133. Finger of Near-Fatal Injury
  134. Finger of Plead
  135. Fire Alarm
  136. Fire Rap
  137. Fire Stick
  138. Fireball (reversed)
  139. Fiscal Projection
  140. Fist of Flesh
  141. Fleshskin (range: self)
  142. Fool's Lead
  143. Foresee Unseen Butler
  144. Forget Spells (area: self)
  145. Forehead
  146. Foreskin
  147. Fourier's Transformation
  148. Furball
  149. Furry Fire
  150. Gaze at Reflection
  151. Geese
  152. Get Flu
  153. Get Life
  154. Glassteal (swipe that beermug from that unsuspecting peasant)
  155. Globe of Vulnerability
  156. Grate
  157. Graze reflection (if someone hurts your knee)
  158. Guess Alignment
  159. Hair Extension I, II, III
  160. Hallucinatory Escape
  161. Hallucinatory Train
  162. Hand of Skin
  163. Hatch Egg (somatic component: sit on egg)
  164. Heal Monster (only works on opponents during combat)
  165. Heel
  166. Hold Bladder
  167. Hold Mustard
  168. Hold Self
  169. Hornung's Gas
  170. Hornung's Police Dispatcher
  171. Housefly
  172. Hug Self
  173. Illusion Debugger (for Badly Programmed Illusions)
  174. Illusionary Crypt
  175. Iggy's Invisible Illusion
  176. Illegal Thoughts (That serving wench looks older than 18)
  177. Implosive Runes
  178. Impress Plants
  179. Improper Suggestion
  180. Indirection (address register postincrement)
  181. Indivisibility (The caster is a prime number)
  182. Insect Plague, 5' Radius
  183. Integrate (reversible, Differentiate)
  184. Invisibility to Inanimate Objects
  185. Invisibility to Dead
  186. Invisible Talker
  187. Irritate Self
  188. Kender Summoning I, II, III
  189. Kitchen Sink
  190. Knock Knock
  191. Know Own Alignment
  192. Know Person (in the biblical sense of the word...)
  193. Kooshball
  194. Legend Bore
  195. Legend Lore, Extended Dance Mix
  196. Leomund's Condemned Shelter
  197. Leomund's Grass Hut
  198. Leomund's Mortgaged Shelter
  199. Leomund's Risky Tax Shelter
  200. Leomund's Secure Chest Cavity
  201. Leomund's Sturdy Music Box
  202. Leomund's Tap
  203. Leomund's Underfunded Homeless Shelter
  204. Level Water
  205. Lightning Blot
  206. Limited Dish (Sorry sir, the Dover Sole is off)
  207. Limited Wash
  208. Locate Right Hand
  209. Locate Self (tells you where you are, relative to your location)
  210. Locate Tongue (requires verbal component)
  211. Locate Wizard (the nearest wizard)
  212. Lorloveim's Shady Deal
  213. Lose Familiar (Get lost, ya wee booger!)
  214. Lower Cholesterol Level
  215. Lower Inhibitions
  216. Maggot Missle
  217. Magic Boomeranging Missile
  218. Magic Gristle
  219. Magic Missal (A really boring prayersheet)
  220. Magic Moth
  221. Magic Orifice
  222. Magic Shotglass (as opposed to Magic Jar)
  223. Mail of the Banshee (victim gets letter saying "Waaaaaahh...")
  224. Maize
  225. Matrix Addition
  226. Mauve Earth
  227. Meld, Canasta Version
  228. Melf's Acid Bow
  229. Melf's Acid Trip
  230. Melf's Minute Rice
  231. Melodramatic Phantom Defenders
  232. Memorize Spell
  233. Meteor Swan
  234. Micrometeorite Storm
  235. Mildly Surprising Grasp
  236. Minor Delousing
  237. Mistaken Identify
  238. Mistaken Thought (Gee, guys, it looked like a Gas Spore)
  239. Moaning Spirit
  240. Mordenkainen's Agnostic Hound
  241. Mordenkainen's Aroused Hound (can't get it off of the nearest leg)
  242. Mordenkainen's Big Ears (+1 to all hearing checks, ear size quadrupled)
  243. Mordenkainen's Bored Cat
  244. Mordenkainen's Celery
  245. Mordenkainen's Conjunction (Conjunction Junction, what's your function?)
  246. Mordenkainen's Faithful Mosquito
  247. Mordenkainen's Freeway Junction
  248. Mordenkainen's Lubrication
  249. Mordenkainen's Sword, -1 Backbiter
  250. Mordenkainen's Unfaithful Wife
  251. Move Venus
  252. Muenster Summoning I-VII
  253. Murder Darkness
  254. Murdoch's Featherless Fryer (Verbal component: "Butterball")
  255. Murdock's Feathery Pillow
  256. Nahal's Banana Peel (appears under random ally's foot)
  257. No Time
  258. No Vacancy
  259. Nystul's Undetectible Aura
  260. Otiluke's Happy Fun Sphere
  261. Otiluke's Resilient Ear
  262. Otiluke's Room Temperature Sphere
  263. Otto's Irresistible Disco-Duck
  264. Otto's Resistable Dance
  265. Paraphrase Magic
  266. Part Hair
  267. Pastel Blade of Warm Fuzzies (9th level Drow spell)
  268. Penultimate Fall
  269. Phantasmal Fork
  270. Phantasmal Morse
  271. Phantasmal Thriller
  272. Plane XOR
  273. Polymorph Mother
  274. Power Word Missing
  275. Power Word, NO!
  276. Power Word, Noogie
  277. Power Word, Puke
  278. Power Word, Pun
  279. Power Word, Smirk
  280. Power Word, Spam
  281. Power Word, Wedgie
  282. Protection from Catnips
  283. Protection from Elvis, 10' Radius
  284. Protection from Evil Kenevil (sp?)
  285. Protection from Halitosis
  286. Protection from Normal Air
  287. Protection from Normal Missals
  288. Protection from Normal Oxygen
  289. Protection from Normal Pillows
  290. Protection from Self
  291. Protection from Weevil
  292. Psychoanalyze Without Error (Zo, ven dit you shtop lofink your mutter?)
  293. Purge Memory
  294. Putrefy Offal
  295. Rainbow Enhancer
  296. Random Casualty
  297. Rary's Mnemonic Cancer (eats away at those favorite spells)
  298. Rary's Mnemonic Device (makes silly acronyms out of things)
  299. Rary's Pneumonic Cough (range: self)
  300. Read Common
  301. Rectum of Retention
  302. Reincarnation Door
  303. Remove Hand (yours)
  304. Remove Minus Sign (reversible)
  305. Remove Nurse ("Good-Byyyeeee Nurse!")
  306. Remove Reality
  307. Remove Self
  308. Remove Strong Language
  309. Reservation
  310. Rest Erection
  311. Resurrect Living
  312. Resurrect Self (problem: must be alive to cast the spell)
  313. Reverse Graffiti
  314. Rice Storm
  315. Rock Summoning I
  316. Sepia Cake Sigil
  317. Serten's Smell Immunity
  318. Sheepskin
  319. Shocking Gasp (usually follows Tenser's Shocking Suggestion)
  320. Silence of the Lambs, 15' radius
  321. Sleep with Dead (yuck... unless you're a real Necromancer)
  322. SmorgasMorph
  323. Soap-on-a-Rope Trick
  324. Solid Frog
  325. Speak With Boring Monsters
  326. Speak With Dead Plants
  327. Speak With Grateful Dead
  328. Speak With Living (components: two tin cans and a string)
  329. Speak WIth Mud
  330. Speak With Self
  331. Sucker (for those of you who actually cast the spell)
  332. Summon Allergy
  333. Summon Death (Death arrives and kills the caster)
  334. Summon Self
  335. Swift Envelope
  336. Tape Mount
  337. Tasha's Controllable Mildly Unpleasant Laughter
  338. Tasha's Uncontrollable Bladder
  339. Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Daughter (a.k.a. 'Sela')
  340. Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Die Rolls
  341. Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Flatulence
  342. Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Gesture
  343. Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Hand
  344. Tax Avoidance
  345. Taunt a Second Time
  346. Teleport Environment
  347. Teleport With Lots of Errors
  348. Teleport Without Destination
  349. Teleport Without Terror
  350. Tenser's Double-Sided, Double Density Disk
  351. Tenser's Floating Point
  352. Tenser's Formatted Disk
  353. Tenser's Gloating Disk
  354. Tenser's Shocking Suggestion (you want to WHAT??!)
  355. Tenser's Slipped Disk
  356. Tenser's Deadly Resurrection
  357. Tensor Transformations
  358. This Space for Rent (fills up space on a scroll or in a mage's memory)
  359. Time Start
  360. Tonguetwister Change
  361. Tons
  362. Transmute Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust (priest spell)
  363. Transmute Friends to Enemies
  364. Transmute Head to Butt
  365. Transmute RGB to HSV
  366. Transmute Rock to Stone (reversible)
  367. Transmute Rock to Jazz
  368. Trap the Sole (see Limited Dish)
  369. Turn Friends Into Enemies
  370. Turn Pebble (rotation, not banishment)
  371. Undefined Symbol
  372. Unenlightening Bolt
  373. Unheard Servant
  374. Unscented Cloud
  375. Unseen Manservant
  376. Unseen Pervert
  377. Unseen Sympathy
  378. Vampiric Breathing (perfect for harassing phone calls)
  379. Vampiric Crutch
  380. Varnish
  381. Visible Stalker
  382. Walk
  383. Wall of Dog
  384. Wall of Horse
  385. Wall of Non-Dairy Creamer
  386. Wall of Normal Air
  387. Wall of Paper
  388. Wall of Velcro
  389. Waste
  390. Wink
  391. Wizard Eyebrow
  392. Wizard Lick
  393. Wizard Nostril
  394. Wizard Stain
  395. You Wish!
  396. ZX-Spectral Force

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