LORD OF THE RINGS

AD&D VERSION

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BILBO: Yo Gandalf, man! Me found this ring down the donjons. Care to cast that spell of yers and maybe find out something about it?

GANDALF: Ok. Wait a second. (Casts DETECT MAGIC)

GANDALF: Well, what do ye know: It's POWERFUL MAJIK! Let's check what the little mother is... (Casts IDENTIFY)

GANDALF: Gee! It's The One Ring!

BILBO: Wow!

GANDALF: Now we must hurry and dump it into the flaming pit on Mount Doom... (Casts TELEPORT WITHOUT ERROR)

GANDALF: Hasta La Vista Baby! ( Throws the ring into crater )

SAURON: Oh, shit! Someone call 911!!

Earth shakes, Mount Doom belches multicolored fireworks, it rains fire and brimstone and boys at the Industrial Light and Magic work overtime...

After the smoke clears, the good guys go home and live happily ever after...

 

 THE END