Top-N Fun Things to do after death
(drumroll, please...)
1. Become a poltergeist. Haunt everybody who was mean to you when you
were alive.
Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover)
2. Visit psychics at seances. Give out phony information, or just babble
along and don't make any sense.
Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover)
3. Revive miraculously during your own funeral. Watch the fun!
Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover)
4. dance like a chicken and sing like a duck...
Submitted: plugger(who@cares)
5. dance like a duck and sing like a chicken...
Submitted: plugger(who@cares)
6. dissapear six feet under nevr to be seen again until mulder suspects
you were swapped with an alien body in some secret US government
consiracy
Submitted: plugger(who@cares)
7. Feed the worms.
Submitted: scummonkey
8. Do Al Gore impersonations.
Submitted: scummonkey
9. Lower your IQ to Dan Quayle's.
Submitted: scummonkey
10. Look for Elvis.
Submitted: scummonkey
11. Chill with your homies, Tupac and Biggie Small.
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
12. Brag about how little you weigh.
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
13. Go pay those nice people up in Amityville a visit.
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
14. Get reincarnated as a slime mold.
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
15. Storm through the pearly gates and ask to see the manager. Complain
about the service.
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
16. I've seen "The Exorcist" a hundred and sixty-seven times and it keeps
getting funnier every single time I see it.
Submitted: Tec42Tec42Tec42(Tec42@geocities.com)
17. Oh crap. For the record, #11 should be Notorious B.I.G., not Biggie
Small.
Submitted: Tec42(Doh!)
18. Decompose and start to smell bad.
Submitted: Just Me(Gee, death is depressing, isn't it?)
19. Lay around in a box for a few hundred years until your bones erode
into dust.
Submitted: Just Me(Gee, death is depressing, isn't it?)
20. Walk in front of people holding camcorders and try to get on an
episode of 'Unsolved Mysteries'
Submitted: Just Me
21. Get a job in Hell as a torturer! :)
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
22. Become a demoness.
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
23. Appear to religious fanatics and prove whatever their beliefs are
wrong.
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
24. Explore comets in the oort cloud, freeload on the Heavensgate
travelers.
Submitted: Ohno
25. Grab a carton of Newports,and catch up.
Submitted: buttmunch
26. Follow Metallica ,Danzig,Marilyn Manson,Type O Negative,and White
Zombie around,when they were'nt tourin',and see what they were really
like.
Submitted: buttmunch
27. Haunt O.J. Simpson.
Submitted: buttmunch
28. party,party,party!!!!!
Submitted: buttmunch
29. Possess your own decaying corpse. Go about your life as if nothing
really happened.
Submitted: ChAoS(Is the dangerman who plays subspace top-n's danger)
30. Limbo in Limbo.
Submitted: ChAoS(Is the dangerman who plays subspace top-n's danger)
31. Play the WHEEL OF REINCARNATION!
Submitted: ChAoS(Is the dangerman who plays subspace top-n's danger)
32. Possess famous people and make them do foolish things. too late.
Submitted: ChAoS(Is the dangerman who plays subspace top-n's danger)
33. mess up the judgement in purgatory sending the guilty to heaven and
the innocent to hell.
Submitted: ChAoS(Is the dangerman who plays subspace top-n's danger)
34. Visit the Grim Reaper and Laugh in the face of death.
Submitted: ChAoS(Is the dangerman who plays subspace top-n's danger)
35. Have a date with death.
Submitted: ChAoS(Is the dangerman who plays subspace top-n's danger)
36. See if you can be reincarnated as an mythical or extinct creature.
Submitted: ChAoS(Is the dangerman who plays subspace top-n's danger)
37. Feed Charon to Cerebus and cross Styx for free.
Submitted: ChAoS(Is the dangerman who plays subspace top-n's danger)
38. Return to earth, appear at night and wander the same stretch of road
glowing ominously for a century.
Submitted: ChAoS(Is the dangerman who plays subspace top-n's danger)
39. Appear to one kid as their imaginary friend. Teach them all kinds of
anti-social behaviour.
Submitted: Tec42(plays subspace as Tec42 occassionally)
40. #26: I didn't know that anyone else listened to Type O Negative. Well,
of course I knew that other people did, but I've never been this close
to anyone who has! WOW!!!
Submitted: Gumti((TypO@Goddess))
41. Come back as Parkay Butter and talk to people in the dary section of
the store. "Parkay...BUTTER! Ha Ha Ha! FOOLS!"
Submitted: Gumti((Gumti@Butter.melt.Ahhh!))
42. Show up at a wedding and lift the bride's dress over her head.
Submitted: Gumti((Gumti@Elvis.I'm *Alive*))
43. #3 That acutally happened once. The guy's mother died of a heart
attack at the shock of it.
Submitted: Sailor Earth
44. Set Oweji (sp) boards on fire.
Submitted: Sailor Earth
45. Become one of God's Avengeing Angels and kick the ass of every rich
scumbag on this planet.
Submitted: Sailor Earth
46. Go on a date with Jesus.
Submitted: Sailor Earth
47. Walk through restrooms/dressing rooms and watch everyone run.
Submitted: Piss Ant
48. Go about your classes like nothing ever happened. School could get to
be fun.
Submitted: Piss Ant
49. Play Twister with the Grim Reaper dude
Submitted: Bill(bogus journey)
50. Or give him a melvin
Submitted: Ted(bogus journey)
51. SNOWBALL ST. PETER AT THE PEARLY GATE
Submitted: THE TUBB PEOPLE
52. BLAST YOUR DRIED UP CUM DUST ALL OVER THE VIRGIN MARY'S FACE
Submitted: THE TUBB PEOPLE
53. run for President (heck, Bob Dole did it)
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
54. After your flesh and organs rot off, get a job as a xylophone
Submitted: Magus Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
55. Help push up the daisys
Submitted: Magus Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
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