Top-N Curious George Books That Didn't Get Published
(drumroll, please...)
1. Curious George and the girl next door
Submitted: anonymous
2. Curious George and the electric fence
Submitted: anonymous
3. Curious George and the open liquor cabinet
Submitted: anonymous
4. Curious George fights back!
Submitted: anonymous
5. Curious George walks in on the man in the yellow hat and his "friend".
Submitted: Mot P(tbag@hotmail.com)
6. Curious George: First Blood
Submitted: Arrowhead
7. Curious George Finds the Ex-Lax
Submitted: Arrowhead
8. Curious George Gets Laid
Submitted: Arrowhead
9. Curious George Joins The Chippendales
Submitted: Arrowhead
10. Curious George Joins The Army: Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Submitted: Arrowhead
11. Curious George and his friend the Gimp
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
12. Curious George and the Claymore Anti-Personnel Mine
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
13. Curious George and the free vial of crack
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
14. ... followed by the much loved sequel ... Curious George supports his
addiction
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
15. Curious George reads the Karma Sutra
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
16. Curious George and the Monkey Spanker
Submitted: Arrowhead
17. Curious George meets the gorilla from "Congo"
Submitted: The Mongoose
18. Curious George Goes to the Red Light District
Submitted: Just Me
19. Curious George Finds a Hash Bar
Submitted: Just Me
20. Curious George Meets a Steamroller
Submitted: Just Me
21. Curious George and the Garbage Disposal
Submitted: Just Me
22. Curious George Goes Skydiving
Submitted: Just Me
23. The Hospital Series, Volume 1 - Curious George Goes to a Marilyn
Manson Concert
Submitted: Just Me
24. The Hospital Series, Volume 2 - Curious George Goes Stagediving
Submitted: Just Me
25. The Hospital Series, Volume 3 - Curious George and the Case of the
Missing Arm
Submitted: Just Me
26. Curious George Crosses the Street, Which Just Happens to Be a
Twelve-Lane Highway
Submitted: Just Me
27. Curious George Meets Michael Jackson
Submitted: SmellyKat
28. Curious George And The Thigh Master
Submitted: SmellyKat
29. Curious George And The Game of Twister
Submitted: SmellyKat
30. Curious George's Day As A Choirboy
Submitted: SmellyKat
31. Curious George Meets Boy George
Submitted: SmellyKat
32. Curious George's Last Day at the Korean Restaurant
Submitted: SmellyKat
33. Curious George and the Ginsu Knife
Submitted: Just Me
34. Curious George and the Chipper Shredder.
Submitted: ChAoS
35. Curious George and the Dark Lord of the Sith.
Submitted: ChAoS
36. Curious George and Ebola Zaire.
Submitted: ChAoS
37. Curious George and the hungry leopard.
Submitted: ChAoS
38. Curious George, the penny, and the light socket.
Submitted: ChAoS
39. Curious George and the grenade with the shiney pin.
Submitted: ChAoS
40. Curious George and the bottle of strychnine.
Submitted: ChAoS
41. Curious George visits Jurassic Park.
Submitted: ChAoS
42. Curious George of the Jungle.
Submitted: ChAoS
43. Carnivorous George.
Submitted: ChAoS
44. Curious George goes baby seal hunting
Submitted: SmellyKat
45. Curious George's Day of Ethnic Cleansing
Submitted: SmellyKat
46. Curious George Goes Skinhead
Submitted: SmellyKat
47. Curious George Natural Born Killer
Submitted: SmellyKat
48. Curious George Versus Chelsea at a Beauty Contest
Submitted: SmellyKat
49. Curious George at the Controls of a Nuclear Power Plant
Submitted: SmellyKat
50. Curious George's Big Adventure (carves some meat, chips some golf
balls, jumps on an air conditioner, wears a ski mask, takes a flight
to a golf tournament, drives on a freeway in a white Ford Bronco, does
a lot of doodling, picks up on young white court employee
Submitted: SmellyKat
51. Curious George therapy series-Book 1: The Man in the Yellow Hat has a
little too much to drink.
Submitted: Sailor Earth
52. Curious George and the Runaway Monster Truck.
Submitted: Sailor Earth
53. Curious George goes to Spicy City.
Submitted: Sailor Earth
54. Curious George and the Circuis Freak.
Submitted: Sailor Earth
55. Curious George literary classics: Catcher in the Rye.
Submitted: Sailor Earth
56. Curious George therapy series-Book 2: Skinny dipping with Micheal
Jackson.
Submitted: Sailor Earth
57. Curious George Acsidently Cuts in front of the Saint of Killers on the
Highway.
Submitted: Sailor Earth
58. Curious George meets Angreywhitemale.
Submitted: Sailor Earth
59. Curious George gets Sued for Sexual Harassment.
Submitted: Sailor Earth
60. Curious George Disturbs an Africanized Bee Hive
Submitted: SmellyKat
61. The Curious George Cook Book: 101 Monkey Brain Recipes
Submitted: SmellyKat
62. Curious George's Ride on the Space Shuttle Challenger
Submitted: SmellyKat
63. Curious George's Ride on a ValueJet
Submitted: SmellyKat
64. Curious George Takes A Knapsack to the Olympics
Submitted: SmellyKat
65. A Repulsed Curious George Turns Down Jinxter Indecent Proposal
Submitted: SmellyKat
66. Curious George Meets Lorena Bobbit
Submitted: Alacorn(@Crimson.Hellkite's.side)
67. Curious George has dinner at Jeffery Dahmers
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
68. Curious George and his battle with phlegm
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
69. Curious George learns the magic number
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
70. Curious George meets Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman)
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
71. Curious George finds a blender
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
72. Curious George meets Divine Brown
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
73. Curious George meets his maker
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
74. Curious George shoots up the post office
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
75. Curious George coughs up a hairball
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
76. Curious George plays with matches
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
77. Curious George meets Gwar
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
78. Curious George meets Mr. Pizzahead
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
79. Curious George is hit by a train
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
80. Curious George and the Condom Caper
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
81. Curious George meets 10,000 Maniacs
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
82. Curious George has a threesome with the man in the yellow hat and his
"friend"
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
83. Curious George meets Paddington Bear
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
84. Curious George sings with New Kids on the Block
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
85. Curious George gets charged with Barnyard Sodomy
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
86. Curious George aand the Pantyhose Caper
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
87. Curious George Blows "Bubbles"
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
88. Curious George meets Tupac Shukar
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
89. Curious George meets Dennis Rodman
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
90. Curious George and the She-male
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
91. Curious George and his Pocket Pussy
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
92. Curious George and the vacuum cleaner
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
93. Curious George plays with a gun
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
94. Curious George gets pregnant
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
95. Curious George meets Aliens
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
96. Curious George meets 2 Live Crew
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
97. Curious George meets Mr. T
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
98. Curious George drinks poison
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
99. Curious George robs a bank
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
100. Curious George and the Pimp
Submitted: 3 Pac
101. Curious George and Little George
Submitted: 4 Pac
102. Credit for #83 to be given to our son, "Budido". He'
Submitted: Alacorn & Crimson Hellkite(@Each.Other's.side)
103. Credit for #83 to be given to our son, "Budido". He's only 5 years
old.
Submitted: Alacorn & Crimson Hellkite(@Each.Other's.side)
104. Curious George goes to prison
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
105. Curious George and the Bill Clinton Caper
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
106. Curious George gets bent by "The Man"
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
107. Curious George meets Dr. Kevorkian
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
108. Curious George gets an enima
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
109. Curious George meets Scooby Doo
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
110. Curious George goes on welfare
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
111. Curious George gets hooked on Crack
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
112. Curious George gets spanked by the man in the yellow hat and his
friend
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
113. Curious George plays on the freeway during rush hour
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
114. Curious George goes muff diving
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
115. Curious George meets Jimmy Hoffa
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
116. Curious George goes APE SHIT!!!!!
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
117. Curious George fights for gay rights
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
118. Curious George plays Russian Roulette
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
119. Curious George meets the Borg
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
120. Curious George goes to HELL!
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
121. Curious George meets Jason
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
122. Curious George meets Freddy
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
123. Curious George meets Michael Myers.
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
124. Curious George calls a porn line.
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
125. Curious George has an orgy with Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea Clinton
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
126. Curious George catches Ebola
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
127. Curious George contracts Herpes (caught it during the orgy with the
Clintons)
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
128. Curious George has "Cyber-sex"
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
129. Curious George and the paper shredder
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
130. Curious George meets Jaws
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
131. Curious George meets Norman Bates
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
132. Curious George undergoes a sex change operation
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
133. Curious George finds C-4
Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm)
134. Curious George and Chim-chim get together and really kick some ass
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
135. Curious George Finds a Job in a Cosmetics Testing Lab
Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover)
136. Curious George and the Sex Change Operation
Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover)
137. Curious George Meets Randall Flagg (with a bow to Stephen King)
Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover)
138. #132...Ooops! I'm sorry....
Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover)
139. Curious George goes to work for The Shop (another SK idea)
Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover)
140. Curious George meets a vampire
Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover)
141. Curious George sees Showgirls
Submitted: Tootie
142. Curious George meets Mike Tyson
Submitted: Highbanger
143. Curious George plays Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic pistol
Submitted: Highbanger
144. Curious George and the scratch
Submitted: Highbanger
145. Curious George and Nitric Acid
Submitted: Highbanger
146. Curious George and the 727
Submitted: Highbanger
147. Curious George and the Angry Bull
Submitted: Just Me
148. Curious George Meets a Prostitute
Submitted: Just Me
149. Curious George Wanders Into the Rifle Range
Submitted: Just Me
150. Curious George explores his body
Submitted: VERSACE(|:o)
151. Curious George jacks off
Submitted: VERSACE(|:o)
152. Curious George meets Barney
Submitted: VERSACE(|:o)
153. Curious George gets a blowjob
Submitted: VERSACE(|:o)
154. Curious George loses his virginity
Submitted: VERSACE(|:o)
155. Curious George plays in the chipper shredder
Submitted: ChAoS
156. Curious George plays in the microwave
Submitted: ChAoS
157. Curious george visits Jurassic Park
Submitted: ChAoS
158. Curious George learns to juggle chainsaws.
Submitted: ChAoS
159. Curious George in the E.R.
Submitted: ChAoS
160. Curious George post's to top-n
Submitted: ChAoS
161. Curious George and the nuclear test site.
Submitted: ChAoS
162. Curious George and the elephant stampede
Submitted: anonymous
163. Curious George mixes chlorene bleach with amonia
Submitted: anonymous
164. Curious George enters the Twisted Metal Competition.
Submitted: Sailor Earth
165. Curious George and the Severed Head
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
166. Curious George and the Chilled Monkey Brain Dessert
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
167. Curious George whizzes on the electric fence
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
168. Curious George and his 10 inch tongue
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
169. Curious George Plays with Pennywise the Clown (Thanks for the idea,
#137 and #139. SK rules!)
Submitted: The Mongoose
170. Curious George climbs a lightning rod during a lightning storm
Submitted: anonymous
171. curious george kills a liberal
Submitted: jack(ing_off@the_keyboard)
172. Curious George Regrets His Elective Surgery
Submitted: Dave Reckoning
173. Curious George Meets Rush Limbaugh and the Monkey Spankers
Submitted: Dave Reckoning
174. Curious George's Guide to Dating Do's and Don'ts
Submitted: Dave Reckoning
175. I am Curious, George
Submitted: Dave Reckoning
176. Curious George Monkeys With His Genitals
Submitted: Dave Reckoning
177. Curious George plays fetch with Cujo
Submitted: ChAoS
178. Curious George and the rabid raccoon
Submitted: ChAoS
179. Curious George of the jungle.
Submitted: ChAoS
180. Of Monkeys and Men ("what about the curious, George?")
Submitted: ChAoS
181. ChAoS George
Submitted: ChAoS
182. Curious George goes Looking for Love (in Several Wrong Places.)
Submitted: Sailor Earth
183. WHEN CURIOUS GEORGE ATTACKS!
Submitted: ChAoS
184. C.G. Autopsy: Fact or Fiction?
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
185. Curious George's Greatest Hits
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
186. Curious Goerge meets Rabid Racoon
Submitted: B'Elanna(st@voy.com)
187. Curious George gets married to kathielee
Submitted: Amanda(I'M BACK!!!!!!!!)
188. Curious George has kids with kathielee
Submitted: Amanda(I'M BACK!!!!!!!!)
189. Curious George divorces kathielee
Submitted: Amanda(I'M BACK!!!!!!!!)
190. Curious George kills kathielee
Submitted: Amanda(I'M BACK!!!!!!!!)
191. Curious George learns to read previous entries so he doesn't repeat
ones that have already been posted.
Submitted: anonymous
192. curious george joins a coven
Submitted: jess krug(ica666@hotmail.com)
193. curious george and the joys of exhibitionism
Submitted: jess krug(ica666@hotmail.com)
194. curious george and the meaning of green light go red light stop
Submitted: jess krug(ica666@hotmail.com)
195. curious george uses those electrical panels that they use for every
patient on er (including those who come in with severed legs etc)
Submitted: jess krug(ica666@hotmail.com)
196. curious george and "honor codes"
Submitted: jess krug(ica666@hotmail.com)
197. Curious George Sells his Soul
Submitted: Magus Orion(Orionrh@hotmail.som)
198. Curious George and his Adventure in the NIN "Closer" Video Clip
Submitted: Magus Orion(Orionrh@hotmail.som)
199. Curious George and 11 Others (subtle)
Submitted: Magus Orion(Orionrh@hotmail.som)
200. Curious George and the Radioactive Waste
Submitted: Magus Orion(Orionrh@hotmail.som)
201. Curious George meets the Applegates
Submitted: Magus Orion(Orionrh@hotmail.som)
202. Curious George Plays Beauty Shop with Mom's Scissors
Submitted: Island Girl(islandcash@aol.com)
203. Curious George, The Boring Living Room Wall, and The Box of Crayons
Submitted: Island Girl(islandcash@aol.com)
204. Curious George Asks the Old Lady with the Big Cane Whether She
Remembers Dinosaurs
Submitted: Island Girl(islandcash@aol.com)
205. The Day Curious George's Face Froze While Making Faces
Submitted: Island Girl(islandcash@aol.com)
206. Curious George Sticks Pens, Pencils, Rulers, and Knives into Various
Slots on Daddy's Computer
Submitted: Island Girl(islandcash@aol.com)
207. Curious George's Top Ten Ways to Cheat on a Test
Submitted: Island Girl(islandcash@aol.com)
208. #67 Curious George is dinner at Jeffrey Dahmer's
Submitted: Me(?@?)
209. Curious George's Hitchhiking Adventure
Submitted: Island Girl
210. Curious George Plays With Matches
Submitted: Island Girl
211. Curious George Learns How to Tap Phones
Submitted: Island Girl
212. Curious George Antagonizes the Neighbor's Pit Bull
Submitted: Island Girl
213. Curious George: Pope for a Day
Submitted: Anon E. Mouse
214. Curious George Slashes Teacher's Tires
Submitted: Anon E. Mouse
215. Curious George, the Bathtub, and the Hairdrier
Submitted: Magus Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
216. Curious George meets Dragonlady.
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
217. Curious George wears leather.
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
218. Curious George eats beef.
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
219. Curious George is abducted by aliens.
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
220. Curious George becomes an X-file.
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
221. Curious George rents Faces of Death.
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
222. Curious George explores his sexuality.
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
223. Curious George comes out.
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
224. Curious George gets "sophisticated" (See Surreal List 2)
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
225. Curious George turns tricks.
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
226. Curious George, the Gay Blade.
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
227. Curious George's Trip to the Federal Penitentiary
Submitted: horty(have@day)
228. Curious George and the Glowing Rock
Submitted: horty(have@day)
229. Curious George, the Gas Stove, and the Box of Matches
Submitted: horty(have@day)
230. Curious George Reads the Necronomicon
Submitted: horty(have@day)
231. Curious George and his Counterrevolutionary Pals
Submitted: horty(have@day)
232. Curious George goes to Danny's.
Submitted: Dragonlady(@rubber.band.com)
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