Top-N "Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be..."
(drumroll, please...)
1. country singers
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
2. proctologists
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
3. babies
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
4. Borg
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
5. ...Top-N'rs
Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover)
6. ...parents
Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover)
7. Jerks.
Submitted: M. Shadow(midnightshadow@hotmail.com)
8. the people who seem to think that 45 mph is a reasonable speed when
the speed limit is 65 mph.
Submitted: M. Shadow(midnightshadow@hotmail.com)
9. someone who can't find the power button on a computer then call tech
support, then after the tech tells then where the power button is they
realize they haven't pluged in the computer yet.
Submitted: M. Shadow(midnightshadow@hotmail.com)
10. Cowboys (duh!)
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
11. Pimps
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
12. Grifters
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
13. Angrywhitemales
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
14. Experimental food and drink additives testers
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
15. TransQuest employees
Submitted: XTQ
16. WolfMen
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
17. Giant Robots from the Planet "X"
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
18. NeoPlatonists
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
19. Eununchs
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
20. Road Pizza
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
21. Branch Davidians
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
22. Cosmonauts on Mir
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
23. Reporters
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
24. Politicians
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
25. Lawyers
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
26. Blobs
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
27. Obese
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
28. Dead
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
29. Cyclops
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
30. Quadruple Amputees
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
31. Mummies
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
32. Zombies
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
33. Necrophiliacs
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
34. Vampires
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
35. A spice girls groupie
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
36. Mimes
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
37. Unlucky Cartoon Characters
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ROegon)
38. Mad Farters
Submitted: The Mad Farter
39. Presidents
Submitted: The Mad Farter
40. FBI Agents
Submitted: The Mad Farter
41. Shoe salesmen
Submitted: The Mad Farter
42. Mir astronauts
Submitted: The Mad Farter
43. Insurance agents
Submitted: anonymous
44. FDA agents
Submitted: anonymous
45. IRS agents
Submitted: anonymous
46. Secret agents
Submitted: anonymous
47. Free agents
Submitted: anonymous
48. Hanson fans
Submitted: Figment
49. Days Of Our Lives addicts
Submitted: Figment
50. goldfish
Submitted: Figment
51. anti-terrorist
Submitted: Figment
52. pavorazzi (however the hell you spell it)
Submitted: Figment
53. Lame and humourless
Submitted: Tec42(heheheh)
54. Parisian Chauffeurs
Submitted: anonymous
55. Jehovah's Witnesses
Submitted: Jinxster(Two weeks and counting...)
56. Mormons
Submitted: Jinxster(Two weeks and counting...)
57. Serial Killers
Submitted: Jinxster(Two weeks and counting...)
58. Psychopaths
Submitted: Jinxster(Two weeks and counting...)
59. Psychiatrists
Submitted: Jinxster(Two weeks and counting...)
60. Racists
Submitted: Jinxster(Two weeks and counting...)
61. Homophobes
Submitted: Jinxster(Two weeks and counting...)
62. Male chauvinists
Submitted: Jinxster(Two weeks and counting...)
63. Used car dealers
Submitted: Jinxster(Two weeks and counting...)
64. Mad scientists
Submitted: Jinxster(Two weeks and counting...)
65. Rap music fans
Submitted: Jinxster(Two weeks and counting...)
66. Rap 'musicians'
Submitted: Jinxster(Two weeks and counting...)
67. Fans of professional cricket
Submitted: Jinxster(Two weeks and counting...)
68. Players of professional cricket
Submitted: Jinxster(Two weeks and counting...)
69. Conservatives
Submitted: Jinxster(Two weeks and counting...)
70. Filled with hate and anger
Submitted: Jinxster(Two weeks and counting...)
71. Irritating
Submitted: Jinxster(Two weeks and counting...)
72. Boring
Submitted: Jinxster(Two weeks and counting...)
73. Unfunny
Submitted: Jinxster(Two weeks and counting...)
74. Immature
Submitted: Jinxster(Two weeks and counting...)
75. #52: It's paparazzi.
Submitted: Jinxster(Two weeks and counting...)
76. Aw man, I can't believe I wasted entry #69 on Conservatives....
Submitted: Jinxster(Two weeks and counting...)
77. noisey crickets
Submitted: ChAoS
78. pavarotti
Submitted: ChAoS
79. free radicals
Submitted: ChAoS
80. silicon based lifeform
Submitted: ChAoS
81. hosts for parasites
Submitted: ChAoS
82. ugly
Submitted: the irish avenger(avenger@mit.edu)
83. kathielee (where is she, anyway?)
Submitted: the irish avenger(avenger@mit.edu)
84. Crack Whores
Submitted: Bytch
85. Preppies
Submitted: Sailor Earth
86. jocks
Submitted: Sailor Earth
87. wiggers
Submitted: Sailor Earth
88. cheerleaders
Submitted: Sailor Earth
89. minions of the Negaverse
Submitted: Sailor Earth
90. Geen Day Roadies
Submitted: Sailor Earth
91. grunge singers
Submitted: Sailor Earth
92. Candles.
Submitted: Diablo(@Hell)
93. Democrats.
Submitted: Diablo(@Hell)
94. Gay!
Submitted: Diablo(@Hell)
95. An animal rights activist.
Submitted: Diablo(@Hell)
96. Pro-choice.
Submitted: Diablo(@Hell)
97. #'s 93-96 isn't that what you want?
Submitted: the FALCON
98. semi-colons
Submitted: the FALCON
99. exclamation points
Submitted: the FALCON
100. tildas
Submitted: the FALCON
101. trigonometric functions
Submitted: the FALCON
102. bean bags
Submitted: the FALCON
103. valentine cards
Submitted: the FALCON
104. CHRISTmas wrapping paper
Submitted: the FALCON
105. elecric sockets
Submitted: the FALCON
106. the letter 'h'
Submitted: the FALCON
107. moral
Submitted: the FALCON
108. hair brushes
Submitted: the FALCON
109. white trash
Submitted: the FALCON
110. physically fit
Submitted: the FALCON
111. successful
Submitted: the FALCON
112. yellow-green
Submitted: the FALCON
113. (or green-yellow)
Submitted: the FALCON
114. crayons
Submitted: the FALCON
115. wristbands
Submitted: the FALCON
116. sundials
Submitted: the FALCON
117. soap bubbles
Submitted: the FALCON
118. finger nail clippers
Submitted: the FALCON
119. wrinkled paper
Submitted: the FALCON
120. klingons
Submitted: the FALCON
121. reading glasses
Submitted: the FALCON
122. useful
Submitted: the FALCON
123. more than 30 years old
Submitted: the FALCON
124. upside down and/or inside out
Submitted: the FALCON
125. guitar picks
Submitted: the FALCON
126. athletic shoe insoles
Submitted: the FALCON
127. televisions without remote controls
Submitted: the FALCON
128. popular
Submitted: the FALCON
129. richer than you
Submitted: the FALCON
130. rainbows
Submitted: the FALCON
131. dependent on top-n
Submitted: the FALCON
132. toothpaste
Submitted: the FALCON
133. organ doners
Submitted: the FALCON
134. A falcon.
Submitted: Diablo(@Hell)
135. velcro
Submitted: the FALCON
136. quilts
Submitted: the FALCON
137. FALCON, now you're just getting silly. but When in Rome...
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
138. Windows.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
139. Clouds
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
140. Elm Trees
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
141. Walnuts
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
142. String Beans
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
143. Shelves
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
144. Geography Books
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
145. Spider Plants
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
146. A roll of Scotch tape
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
147. 3/8" Phillips head screw drivers with yellow plastic handles
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
148. Flashlights
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
149. Forks
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
150. Soup Spoons
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
151. Tweezers
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
152. bookmarks
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
153. Far Side daily calendars
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
154. Beach towels
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
155. Large variable-speed flesh-colored vibrators
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
156. Pennies
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
157. Fence Posts
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
158. Jupiter
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
159. Uranus
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
160. Mercery
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
161. A comet in to Oort Cloud
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
162. Sulphur molecules
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
163. Rugs
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
164. Lava Lamps
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
165. Bicycle pedals. Left Ones.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
166. Fingernail fungus
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
167. Ham and cheddar cheese sandwiches on Dark Rye.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
168. Smoke Detectors
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
169. Stop Signs
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
170. Lug Nuts
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
171. Magnifying glasses
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
172. telephone poles
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
173. snowflakes
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
174. 1974 Chevy Impalas
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
175. Vertebra
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
176. Tribbles
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
177. Tin Cans
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
178. Erasers
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
179. coffee mugs
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
180. duodecahedrons
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
181. Platonic Forms
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
182. Slabs of concrete
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
183. dust bunnies
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
184. Sandals
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
185. Puce
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
186. Chartruese
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
187. carrots
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
188. chunks of bleu cheese
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
189. bananas
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
190. sea shells
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
191. office buildings
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
192. thumbtacks
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
193. staples
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
194. continents
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
195. Hillsdalers
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
196. earlobes
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
197. boulders
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
198. Pauli Shore
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
199. apples
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
200. buttons
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
201. corks
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
202. dizzy
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
203. egg cartons
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
204. French Toast
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
205. grain towers
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
206. hankerchiefs
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
207. ink blots
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
208. Joe Camel
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
209. Kippers
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
210. Lederhosen
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
211. mushrooms
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
212. nintheenth century wardrobes
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
213. olives
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
214. pancakes
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
215. quarks
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
216. roofing tar
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
217. socks
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
218. tired
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
219. umbrellas
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
220. Vanadium
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
221. Wall paper
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
222. "X-files" topics
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
223. Yodelers
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
224. Zinc deposits in SouthWestern Kansas
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
225. Hey, FALCON and ReedMan, can we maybe restrict this to things that
babies could actually theoretically grow up to become? For example...
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
226. apathetic
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
227. bungling idiots
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
228. #84: Or this year's new worst job, Crack Whores in Training
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
229. damn yankees
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
230. Elvis impersonators
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
231. Funkengruven
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
232. G.O.P. members
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
233. hillbillies
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
234. Ibsenesque
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
235. Latinists
Submitted: TiGar
236. Hellenists
Submitted: TiGar
237. Microsoft Mice
Submitted: TiGar
238. Jack Daniels
Submitted: TiGar
239. Jim Beam
Submitted: TiGar
240. Dual platform machines
Submitted: TiGar
241. Pitmeisters
Submitted: TiGar
242. Frames-capable browsers
Submitted: TiGar
243. People who interrupt other people's lists to enter more things that
babies can't possibly grow up to become, regardless of how negligent
their mothers might be!!!
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(growling@TiGar)
244. whiners. there was that better?
Submitted: the FALCON(what did you say? waaaaaaah?)
245. legalists
Submitted: the FALCON(what did you say? waaaaaaah?)
246. #243: 3 of my entries ARE legitmate things that babies could grow up
to become. So THERE!
Submitted: TiGar(growling right back@Dingo Floyd)
247. Dingo Floyds
Submitted: TiGar(growling right back@Dingo Floyd)
248. Brokers
Submitted: Bozo the Clown(tent@ring.ling.bros.com)
249. Frat boys
Submitted: Bozo the Clown(tent@ring.ling.bros.com)
250. Commies
Submitted: Bozo the Clown(tent@ring.ling.bros.com)
251. French
Submitted: Bozo the Clown(tent@ring.ling.bros.com)
252. Humans.
Submitted: Diablo(@Hell)
253. cardboard
Submitted: the FALCON
254. video game charachters
Submitted: the FALCON
255. hair styles
Submitted: the FALCON
256. clotted blood
Submitted: the FALCON
257. stinky band-aids
Submitted: the FALCON
258. arrows pointing diagonally down and to the left
Submitted: the FALCON
259. scotch tape
Submitted: the FALCON
260. plaid
Submitted: the FALCON
261. quantum singularities
Submitted: the FALCON
262. huge, ugly belt buckles
Submitted: the FALCON
263. gravel
Submitted: the FALCON
264. philips screwdrivers
Submitted: the FALCON
265. confederate presidents
Submitted: the FALCON
266. tapestries
Submitted: the FALCON
267. freckles
Submitted: the FALCON
268. dental floss
Submitted: the FALCON
269. ironing boards
Submitted: the FALCON
270. professional monopoly players
Submitted: the FALCON
271. wwf or wcw wrestlers
Submitted: the FALCON
272. the outfits that wrestlers wear
Submitted: the FALCON
273. empty doritos bags
Submitted: the FALCON
274. very small rocks
Submitted: the FALCON
275. CHURCHES, CHURCHES!!
Submitted: the FALCON
276. tortillas
Submitted: the FALCON
277. country clubs
Submitted: the FALCON
278. question marks
Submitted: the FALCON
279. saga-steve
Submitted: the FALCON
280. floor tiles
Submitted: the FALCON
281. laundry detergent
Submitted: the FALCON
282. paperback books
Submitted: the FALCON
283. fascist dictators
Submitted: the FALCON
284. 28%
Submitted: the FALCON
285. you can now enter up to FIVE entries at once (this saves time for you
and resources for the computer)
Submitted: the FALCON
286. small print
Submitted: the FALCON
287. more machine now than man, twisted and evil
Submitted: the FALCON
288. far sighted
Submitted: the FALCON
289. normal
Submitted: the FALCON
290. nermal
Submitted: the FALCON
291. damn dirty apes!!
Submitted: the FALCON
292. television reruns
Submitted: the FALCON
293. jockeys
Submitted: the FALCON
294. tranquil
Submitted: the FALCON
295. american citizens
Submitted: the FALCON
296. tangerines
Submitted: the FALCON
297. vra vra vra vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
Submitted: the FALCON
298. kaleidescopes
Submitted: the FALCON
299. palatable
Submitted: the FALCON
300. blunt instruments
Submitted: the FALCON
301. #1- #300 - Well, that about covers everything.
Submitted: Just Me
302. adult sized babies
Submitted: ChAoS
303. protoplasmic ooze
Submitted: ChAoS
304. mutant freaks
Submitted: ChAoS
305. trilobytes
Submitted: ChAoS
306. ChAoS
Submitted: ChAoS
307. Alien Grfvnbvoergfrehldaqw3q
Submitted: ChAoS
308. Chilren of the damned
Submitted: ChAoS
309. Children of the corn
Submitted: ChAoS
310. Children of the atom
Submitted: ChAoS
311. Narwhal
Submitted: ChAoS
312. Ptarmigan
Submitted: ChAoS
313. Walleye
Submitted: ChAoS
314. Pika
Submitted: ChAoS
315. Pangolin
Submitted: ChAoS
316. The answer to life, the universe, and everything.
Submitted: ChAoS
317. Mostly Harmless
Submitted: ChAoS
318. Heads frozen in jars waiting to revived in the year 2000.
Submitted: ChAoS
319. #316. Did I just say don't let them grow up to be 42?
Submitted: anonymous
320. Boy Cows
Submitted: ChAoS
321. Awake long enough to be silly enough to read 320 entries to a top ten
list,
Submitted: Going on 3 days myself...
322. Cowboys... chipmunks... Alvin
Submitted: Going on 3 days myself...
323. Lawyers... there are more than enough of those.
Submitted: Going on 3 days myself...
324. Desparate actors in cheesy "80's Rock" commercials.
Submitted: Going on 3 days myself...
325. Collectors of "kitchen ducks".
Submitted: Going on 3 days myself...
326. QVC salespeople
Submitted: bubbaSmith(shineon@midcoast.com)
327. Stephen King wanna-be writers
Submitted: bubbaSmith(shineon@midcoast.com)
328. Redneck pot growers
Submitted: bubbaSmith(shineon@midcoast.com)
329. Teenage coke sluts
Submitted: bubbaSmith(shineon@midcoast.com)
330. Contestants on Wheel of Fortune
Submitted: bubbaSmith(shineon@midcoast.com)
331. #329: Or worse, octogenerian coke sluts
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
332. schlemiels
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
333. Riders on the Storm
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
334. Mac Daddies
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
335. Spam
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
336. Accountants
Submitted: knob(knobby@woody.com)
337. AOL users
Submitted: knob(knobby@woody.com)
338. BEEF EATERS!!!!!
Submitted: knob(knobby@woody.com)
339. GENERIC
Submitted: knob(knobby@woody.com)
340. TV weatherpersons
Submitted: knob(knobby@woody.com)
341. Suicide hotline counsellors for cops whose mothers don't talk to them
any more.
Submitted: oj pal
342. Evidence planters.
Submitted: oj pal
343. Thrice married nose-jobbed confused accusing b*tch*s.
Submitted: oj pal
344. Haiku hackers.
Submitted: oj pal
345. Sight impaired escort for the myopic.
Submitted: oj pal
346. Ewoks
Submitted: Chuka-Trok & Molly Maid(72634.2271@compuserve.com)
347. truckers
Submitted: Chuka-Trok & Molly Maid(72634.2271@compuserve.com)
348. congressmen
Submitted: Chuka-Trok & Molly Maid(72634.2271@compuserve.com)
349. tobacco growers
Submitted: Chuka-Trok & Molly Maid(72634.2271@compuserve.com)
350. Me.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
351. Red-winged blackbirds.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
352. The letter 'D'.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
353. A Bunsen burner.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
354. The Top-N Index.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
355. Dildo Floyd.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
356. Pink Floyd.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
357. Lloyd Bridges.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
358. A bridge built out of a witch.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
359. A security camera watcher.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
360. A Beanie Baby.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
361. 842 slave gorillas constructing a 1200-foot banana sculpture.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
362. The black hole at the center of the galaxy.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
363. A manatee.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
364. Red October.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
365. The Liberty Bell.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
366. Alexander Graham Bell.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
367. A blank sheet of paper, save for the upper quarter which contains a
picture of three apples and a pitchfork.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
368. Heavily guarded prison facilities.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
369. A duck.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
370. A set of bookends, one of which is OK but the other of which is broken
into eight pieces no larger than two square inches, and all of which
are very sharp.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
371. TiGar.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
372. No, really. One is already too many.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
373. Pocket lint.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
374. Belly button lint.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
375. An immortal super-being the likes of which we've never seen before.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
376. Someone who tried this at home.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
377. A TIE fighter pilot.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
378. A speck on the wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in
the middle of the bottom of the sea.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
379. Emperor Tiberius.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
380. K-9.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
381. 23-skidoo.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
382. Catch-22.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
383. James Bond 007.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
384. Mount Everest.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
385. The 5th Element.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
386. The 112th Element.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
387. A half-human, half-Klingon engineer on a starship in the 24th century
which is 57,000 light-years from home.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
388. A G..g uh, a G... a G...
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
389. A GRAIL?
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
390. A stream of binary pulses.
101011010100001010100100010010010101010100101010100001001001001101101010111000.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
391. Goliath of Gath.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
392. Gallon of Guinness.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
393. Fluent in Swahili.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
394. A major load.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
395. A Horta.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
396. A used-car salesman.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
397. A used-care salesman.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
398. A Care Bear.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
399. LeVar Burton.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
400. And Entry #400: A Goth.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
401. A fucking whitey!! Damn, I hate white people!!
Submitted: the Un-Kramer
402. The Leaf Blower Guy™
Submitted: TiGar
403. A brick wall
Submitted: TiGar
404. SKA!
Submitted: TiGar
405. Amateur pilots
Submitted: TiGar
406. PEZ dispensers
Submitted: TiGar
407. The Back Plague editor
Submitted: TiGar
408. Condom testers
Submitted: TiGar
409. Billboards
Submitted: TiGar
410. Homepages
Submitted: TiGar
411. Ring-necked pheasants
Submitted: TiGar
412. Plaid flannel shirts
Submitted: TiGar
413. Sesame Street characters
Submitted: TiGar
414. 27" televisions
Submitted: TiGar
415. Ceiling tiles
Submitted: TiGar
416. Chevettes
Submitted: TiGar
417. Used textbooks
Submitted: TiGar
418. Pirouettes
Submitted: TiGar
419. Fiber-optic cables
Submitted: TiGar
420. Navy blue wool blazers
Submitted: TiGar
421. Claymores
Submitted: TiGar
422. Somewhere in Portland, ORegon
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
423. Cybermen
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
424. Daleks
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
425. Silurians
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
426. Time Lords
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
427. A crooked Man
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
428. A crooked house
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
429. a crooked fence
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
430. a crooked cat
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
431. a crooked mouse
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
432. A six fingered man who killed Domingo Montoya's father.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
433. Peaches
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
434. Pears
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
435. Plums
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
436. Pomegranets
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
437. An algae clogged duck pond
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
438. Canada Geese
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
439. raisins
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
440. pineapples
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
441. Guava
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
442. A chipped and jagged beer stein more suited for being a weapon than
drinking out of
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
443. a pencil with the eraser chewed off
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
444. A leaky bic pen, blue.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
445. Noodles
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
446. A fir tree with the blight
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
447. A giant Anus
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
448. A broken elbow
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
449. male pattern baldness
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
450. Scurvy
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
451. Sickle Cell anemia
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
452. Mary Katherin Gallager
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
453. Nipple Rings
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
454. beefsteak
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
455. An underripe rasberry
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
456. Dandelions
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
457. Dr. Gonads
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
458. Smegma
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
459. Tampons
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
460. Malfunctioning Warp Coils
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
461. Deck 4, Section 2
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
462. Hard Boiled ostrich eggs
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
463. Bean Bags
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
464. styrofome popcorn
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
465. Pi
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
466. Wesley Crusher
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
467. Klingon Forehead Ridges
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
468. Bajoran Nose Ridges
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
469. Cardassian Neck Ridges
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
470. Crater Lake
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
471. A mangy wolf in southwest Yellowstone park
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
472. Wallabies
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
473. Dead hares
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
474. Ear Wax
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
475. Cell Membrane G-protiens
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
476. Cardiac Cell nuclei
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
477. Red Blood Cell Nuclei
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
478. Germs
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
479. Antiperspirant
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
480. Floors
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
481. Ceiling Fans
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
482. The Kitchen Sink
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
483. Shower knobs
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
484. Shower curtains
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
485. stairs
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
486. A metal stepladder with the third step rusted clean through
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
487. Office chairs with squeaky wheels
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
488. the F1 key
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
489. A Harvey Wallbanger
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
490. The left front pocket of a pair of tan casual slacks with oatmeal
stains on the left lower pantleg and a frog in the other pocket
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
491. Chili Dogs
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
492. Life the universe and everything
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
493. Marvin the depressed Robot
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
494. Zafod Beeblebrox
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
495. Collared Greens
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
496. Invisible
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
497. Q-tips
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
498. Hair Curlers
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
499. Combs
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
500. Address booklets
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
501. Dodge Neons
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
502. BACKH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted: Klingon Barf®
503. Winnie-the-Poohs
Submitted: TiGar
504. Procrastinators
Submitted: TiGar
505. Dr Martens
Submitted: TiGar
506. Hangnails
Submitted: TiGar
507. Sex fiends
Submitted: TiGar
508. Glowing green lights
Submitted: TiGar
509. Courtney Love
Submitted: TiGar
510. Headphones
Submitted: TiGar
511. G-strings
Submitted: TiGar
512. A land war in Asia
Submitted: TiGar
513. Cornholio
Submitted: Alien Terrorist Edgar
514. Cleveland
Submitted: Alien Terrorist Edgar
515. A Torpedo
Submitted: Alien Terrorist Edgar
516. Nicaragua
Submitted: Alien Terrorist Edgar
517. Beef
Submitted: Alien Terrorist Edgar
518. Jinxster.
Submitted: Reedamn(THomewhEre in Prtolan,d Ogreon)
519. #432. Prepare to die.
Submitted: anonymous
520. #583-Kalhoun, was that intended as a snide comment about witches? You
realize that if that I was, I will turn you into a lawn ornament,
thank you very much.
Submitted: MoonSong(schneidr@ursuline.pvt.k12.ny.us)
521. People that can't count (MoonSong, you do realize this list has only
521 entries, right? Or did you have a premonition that Kalhoun is
going to make a snide comment about witches 62 entries from now?)
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
522. #520, It was a Monty Python reference! Does "She turned me into a
newt!" ring a bell?
Submitted: Dragonlady(@Rats.com)
523. Bedbugs.
Submitted: Arrowhead
524. "Weird Al" Yankovic imitators.
Submitted: Arrowhead
525. Knights who say, "NEE!"
Submitted: Arrowhead
526. Those little brown chocolate sprinkles that look like mouse feces.
Submitted: Arrowhead
527. President Greg Stillwell.
Submitted: Arrowhead
528. Rusty the Rooster.
Submitted: Arrowhead
529. Friendly Giants.
Submitted: Arrowhead
530. Jerome the Giraffe.
Submitted: Arrowhead
531. Kittens who play flutes.
Submitted: Arrowhead
532. 3/4 inch gypsum wallboard.
Submitted: Arrowhead
533. DUMB ASS MOTHER FUCKERS WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL MY NAME LIKE
EVERYONE AT TOP-N, IT'S WITH ALL CAPITAL LETTERS OUT OF RESPECT FOR
ME!
Submitted: THE MASTER
534. Cucumbers
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
535. Dried Figs
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
536. Training Bras
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
537. Danny DeVito's soiled underwear
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
538. a duodenum
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
539. the master
Submitted: Jean-Pierre
540. or not to be, that is the question.
Submitted: ChAoS
541. nothing more to say here, just don't let them grow up to be.
Submitted: ChAoS
542. #539 Hey SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, look at #533
Submitted: THE MASTER©
543. People who scream "I AM THE master!! YOU MUST HAVE RESPECT FOR THE
MAstEr! YOU MUST SPELL mASter WITH ALL CAPITALS!"
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
544. Someone who, like the MasteR, screams about respect when he deserves
none.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
545. Shit-for-brained Dr. Gonads wannabes, like the MastER.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
546. #542: Yeah, I read it. So?
Submitted: Jean-Pierre
547. Technomancers (Althou Virtual Adepts are cool)
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
548. Midgets
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
549. Flys
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
550. President
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
551. Near Micheal Jackson
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
552. Near O.J Simpson
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
553. Like Lyle and Erik
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
554. Programmers
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
555. Judge Dredd
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
556. Cannon Fodder
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
557. Fans of Professional Chess
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
558. Fans of Pocket Protectors
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
559. Members of the Clan Mc'Nerdo
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
560. AOLers
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
561. Bill Gates
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
562. Dead
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
563. Mythical Creatures
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
564. Aliens
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
565. A Fingerprint
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
566. A slime mould
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
567. Untrained leroni.
Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover)
568. Dry Towners.
Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover)
569. #543-#546 I am THE ONE AND ONLY MASTER, I derserve your respect for I
am IMMORTAL, and I am not a Dr. Gonads wannabe, I don't even know who
the FUCK he is!
Submitted: THE ONE AND ONLY MASTER(lesleyfg@erols.com)
570. #569 - Oh, grow up.
Submitted: knob(sick@the.prospect.that.this.stupidity.will.not.end)
571. What MasteR? You deserve respect because you are immoral?
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
572. Soylent Green
Submitted: Cluesioux
573. Soylent Yellow
Submitted: Cluesioux
574. Fark Muhrmann
Submitted: Cluesioux
575. REEDMAN
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
576. DANGERMAN
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
577. DRAGONLADY
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
578. BYTCH
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
579. THE MASTER
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
580. REEDMAN
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
581. DANGERMAN
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
582. DRAGONLADY
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
583. BYTCH
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
584. THE MASTER
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
585. DINGO FLOYD
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
586. JINXSTER
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
587. THE SHOWMAN
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
588. JEAN-PIERRE
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
589. KATHIELEE
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
590. TIGAR
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
591. PSYCH 101
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
592. MOONSONG
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
593. MOT P
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
594. TEC42
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
595. MIKE
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
596. JUST ME
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
597. MIKE
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
598. JUST ME
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
599. ANGRYWHITEMALE
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
600. SCUMMONKEY
Submitted: ANONYMOUS IN CAPITALS(BITE ME, LOSERS)
601. Republicans
Submitted: Avi Horowitz, The New Democratic Alliance
602. conservatives
Submitted: Avi Horowitz, The New Democratic Alliance
603. Ku Klux Klansmen
Submitted: Avi Horowitz, The New Democratic Alliance
604. militia members
Submitted: Avi Horowitz, The New Democratic Alliance
605. 596, 598: Your right, who'd want their kids to be just like you?
Submitted: Avi Horowitz, The New Democratic Alliance
606. Hey, that albino bitch kathielee is back. And she's in CAPS!
Submitted: Jean-Pierre
607. #606: You know, you'd think she'd make it less obvious. She only wrote
in lower case, so of course we'd never suspect this new asshole who
writes in allcaps could be her. You'd think she'd have more
intelligence, but then this is kathielee we're talking about...
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
608. Also, it's probably a lot easier for her than trying to figure out
which words are capitalized and which aren't. Takes too much
brainpower. Her spelling seems pretty good, though. Maybe she's
looking words up in a dictionary.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
609. #608 - Sure beats looking up words in a thesaurus
Submitted: mage orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
610. A word assosiation test
Submitted: mage orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
611. A test-tube
Submitted: mage orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
612. A television tube
Submitted: mage orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
613. A television show
Submitted: mage orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
614. A show-off
Submitted: mage orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
615. A off-switch
Submitted: mage orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
616. A gender-switch
Submitted: mage orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
617. Engendering
Submitted: mage orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
618. Endagered
Submitted: mage orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
619. A tetrahedron
Submitted: mage orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
620. An Octohedron
Submitted: mage orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
621. A Hooly
Submitted: mage orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
622. A super intelligent shade of the color blue
Submitted: mage orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
623. An Electronic Thumb
Submitted: mage orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
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