Top-N Signs you've watched WAY TOO MUCH Monty Python
(drumroll, please...)
1. You think "How not to be seen" is an informative documentary
Submitted: Chip()
2. You know the air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow
Submitted: Chip()
3. You think you have the Holy Grail - "an' Isss vary nize"
Submitted: Steve()
4. You yell "Bring out your dead" as you enter the office
Submitted: Steve()
5. You know how many million volts it takes to make a dead parrot go
"VOOM"
Submitted: Steve()
6. You know "The philosophers song" in it's entirery (extra points for
all of "sit on my face and tell me that you love me)
Submitted: Steve()
7. You shout "run away!" every time you see your mother-in-law
Submitted: Tina Kirby()
8. Every time you see a parrot you want to slam it against the counter
Submitted: Tina Kirby()
9. you have a deadly fear of little white bunny rabits (especially near
the mouth of a cave)
Submitted: ()
10. You can name all of the cheeses that ARE NOT in the cheese shop
Submitted: Steve()
11. You EXPECT the Spanish Inquisition
Submitted: Steve()
12. Please fondle my buttocks, would you like to come back to my place
bouncy-bouncy?
Submitted: Hungarian Traveller()
13. You find yourself inadvertantly doing one of those 'funny walks'
around the office, and defend yourself by saying you are from the
Bureau of Funny Walks
Submitted: Michael D. Bray(mike@skynet.oir.ucf.edu)
14. You form the People's Front for the Liberation of the People's Front
of Judea
Submitted: Michael D. Bray(mike@skynet.oir.ucf.edu)
15. You can't control your laughter every time your latin instructor says
the word 'Romani'
Submitted: Michael D. Bray(mike@skynet.oir.ucf.edu)
16. You often wake up dressed in women's clothing and speaking with a
British accent.
Submitted: Ben Laussade(laussade@enet.net)
17. Snap, Snap - Wink, Wink, - Grin, Grin ....Say no more, Say no more
Submitted: Steve()
18. It occurs to you that you've never seen John Cleese and Basil Fawlty
in the same shot before...
Submitted: Steve()
19. You think "I Like Traffic Lights" is a vastly underrated tune.
Submitted: Sancho(sancho@melbpc.org.au)
20. You begin catapolting cows and pigs at your neighbors!
Submitted: Lady Kae(cheesy grin)
21. You think "Hide-and-Seek" should be allowed in the 1996 Atlanta
Olympics.
Submitted: Jamie Beu(ind00434@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
22. You froegt there are other people around when you start singing "The
Lumberjack Song".
Submitted: Jamie Beu(ind00434@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
23. You misspell "forget" and expect a whooshing sound, followed by being
forced into "the comfy chair".
Submitted: Jamie Beu(ind00434@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
24. you find your self calling up random phone numbers and saying "Lemon
Curry?" and hanging up.
Submitted: Justin(wilso074@maroon.tc.umn.edu)
25. you went to see a doctor once but he didnt see you cause you were
hiding,
Submitted: Leonard Burton()
26. You have a very great friend in Rome named Bigous Dickous.
Submitted: Bob()
27. You describe your vacation in Europe as, "We visited Wome to see the
wuins. Then we went to Fwance!"
Submitted: Jamie Beu(ind00434@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
28. Nee! Nee! Nee! Nee! Nee!
Submitted: Captain Comrade(None)
29. When someone says there's too much sex on television, you say, "I
mean! I keep falling off!"
Submitted: Mum()
30. Oh, God. Here comes another one....
Submitted: ()
31. Here it comes again.
Submitted: ()
32. "Oh no! Now I've said it. Oh no, I said it again. Oh no..."
Submitted: Jamie Beu(ind00434@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
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