Top-N Things in My Pocket
(drumroll, please...)
1. One hand
Submitted: Dingo Morrisette(donttrythis@home)
2. The other hand
Submitted: Dingo Morrisette(donttrythis@home)
3. Okay, so both hands, but I'm not doing anything, so get your minds out
of the gutter
Submitted: Dingo Morrisette(donttrythis@home)
4. $8.41
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
5. A loaf of bread, a bottle of milk, and a stick of butter
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
6. A roll of quarters
Submitted: You can't do THIS on television
7. Yessss, my preciousss. What has it gotss in its nassty little
pocketssess?
Submitted: gollum(@elvenpris.mirkwood.net)
8. Lint.
Submitted: CyberDog(@CyberGod)
9. keys
Submitted: the FALCON
10. candy
Submitted: the FALCON
11. a french tickler!!
Submitted: the FALCON
12. #8 Whoever you are YOU ARE SO AWESOME!! That's by the best author in
the world!!
Submitted: Diablo(@Hell)
13. #12 Man, I can't believe I did that. I meant #7!
Submitted: Diablo(@Hell)
14. Keys
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
15. Handcuffs.
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
16. Kleenex.
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
17. #8 - Yes, 'Lint' was a *great* book. . . :-)
Submitted: Just Me
18. A pen
Submitted: Just Me
19. A pencil
Submitted: Just Me
20. A comb
Submitted: Just Me
21. Three cough drops
Submitted: Just Me
22. My wallet
Submitted: Just Me
23. A watch that the band broke on and I'm too cheap to replace.
Submitted: Just Me
24. My keys
Submitted: Just Me
25. $3.52 in change (mostly dimes)
Submitted: Just Me
26. A piece of paper that probably used to say something relatively
important before it went through the washing machine
Submitted: Just Me
27. Let's see... six one dollar bills, student i.d., class schedule, and
some lint. Oh, and a pen.
Submitted: Caffeine Junkie
28. Pocket Pussy. Just add warm water.
Submitted: The Bag Brothers
29. A hole.
Submitted: The Tubb People
30. ice cream
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
31. cold cream
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
32. Benzene
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
33. gasoline
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
34. soup beans
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
35. string beans floating all around
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
36. Mrs. Murphy's chowder!
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
37. #34: soup beans?!? what was I thinking? Does anyone know the actual
lyrics? I would be most impressed.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
38. A nickel and a receit.
Submitted: Sailor Earth
39. Micheal Jordan's lucky drawls.
Submitted: Sailor Earth
40. My lucky drawls.
Submitted: Sailor Earth
41. The present that the dog left for me this morning.
Submitted: Emer(n7w4@unb.ca)
42. #37 - Won't you bring back, won't you bring back Mrs. Murphy's
chowder? / It was tuneful, every spoonful made you yodel louder /
After dinner Uncle Ben used to fill his fountain pen / From a bowl of
Mrs. Murphy's chowder / There was ice cream, cold cream, benzine,
gasoline / Soup beans, string beans, floating all around / Sponge
cake, beef steak, mistake, stomach ache / Cream puffs, ear muffs, many
to be found / Silk hats, door mats, bed slats, Democrats / Cow bells,
door bells, beckon you to dine / Meat balls, fish balls, moth balls,
cannon balls / Come on in, the chowder's fine! / Won't you bring back,
won't you bring back Mrs. Murphy's chowder / It was tuneful, every
spoonful made you yodel louder / If they had it where you are, you
might find a motor car / In a bowl of Mrs. Murphy's chowder / There
was ice cream, ..........repeat chorus
Submitted: knob(singin'@the.top.of.me.lungs)
43. #42: knob, you da man. I`ve been trying to remember the lyrics to that
song for the last 10 years. Thank you! Now, if someone could just tell
me what a "lucky drawl" is...
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
44. An umbrella, 2 decks of cards (1 euchre deck, one Toy Story deck), 2
pens (black ink), Tigger, computer disk holder (w/5 disks), a pack of
gum, silver lipgloss, a pencil.
Submitted: TiGar
45. 2 Toonies, 3 Loonies, 5 quarters, two dimes, two Toronto Transit
Commission subway tokens, a Kleenex of indeterminate age, and billions
of microbes, bacteria, and virus particles.
Submitted: Arrowhead
46. I got drugs in me pocket, and I don't know what to do wif 'em.
Submitted: Arrowhead
47. Got a dime bag in my pocket today. Well, not a complete dime bag. I
smoked a couple of bowls yesterday. Never got around to smoking any
today.
Submitted: Caffeine Junkie
48. The contents of the fruit machine..all £30
Submitted: The Other
49. £5 Weatherspoons voucher, Zone 1-6 travelcard
Submitted: The Other
50. A one-eyed trouser trout
Submitted: SpudHead(inner.city)
51. Some peanut butter
Submitted: SpudHead(inner.city)
52. a pet rock
Submitted: SpudHead(inner.city)
53. my potato companions
Submitted: SpudHead(inner.city)
54. the sound of one hand clapping
Submitted: SpudHead(inner.city)
55. Six silky sheep. (Sheep rule!) And one bag of sheep feed.
Submitted: MoonSong(schneidr@ursuline.pvt.k12.ny.us)
56. Your Virginity!
Submitted: Diablo(@Hell)
57. $.50
Submitted: ~§harrah~
58. A pen.
Submitted: ~§harrah~
59. My pet frog.
Submitted: ~§harrah~
60. A bomb.
Submitted: ~§harrah~
61. Instant water (just add milk)
Submitted: mage orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
62. A pen (not leaking (for a change))
Submitted: mage orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
63. Headphones (forgot the tapes and the walkman dammit)
Submitted: mage orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
64. Diablo's petrified gonads. "he never used them anyways."
Submitted: motp(imagayfernamed@master's.ass)
65. Leather thong.
Submitted: motp(imagayfernamed@master's.ass)
66. spermacide. I'can't be to careful about what goes in my ass.
Submitted: motp(imagayfernamed@master's.ass)
67. A large vibrator.
Submitted: motp(imagayfernamed@master's.ass)
68. Nude pics of mom. (I am what I am, and I'm not ashamed to say it.)
Submitted: motp(imagayfernamed@master's.ass)
69. #46: GIVE THEM TO ME!!!!!!
Submitted: Jinxster
70. My wallet, containing my debit card, credit card, student card, NI
card, Reward Card, a phonecard, a crystal, £15, some loose change, a
silver necklace and a half-penny piece from the 1920's. Also two
occult talismans and the keys to my apartment.
Submitted: Jinxster
71. And in my jacket pockets, a pair of leather gloves, a tourist map of
Central London, a floppy disk and two holes.
Submitted: Jinxster
72. Satisfied?
Submitted: Jinxster
73. My starstone, my Tasmanian Devil keychain, my MOST card, and a movie
ticket stub for "Event Horizon".
Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover)
74. nothin' at the moment, my shorts don't have pockets
Submitted: the FALCON
75. #72: No.
Submitted: Dangerman
76. 94p, a receipt for beans, ketchup and cherryade and a pink stone
that's supposed to bring me 'Love and sexual balance'. My genitals are
still at different heights though.
Submitted: Dangerman
77. #76 Well, that's more than I needed to know.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
78. Let's see...My Reed College I.D. complete with bad photo, copy card,
keyring with my room key, bike lock key, Thesis Office Key, Thesis Lab
Key, Biology Building Front Door Key
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
79. My wallet which contains $29, My driver's license, US Bank Card,
Federal Credit Union Card, Library Card, NHS Member Card, Voter
Registration Card,A calling Card
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
80. My High school ID from 1993-4 also with bad picture,CPR certification
card and selective service card.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
81. In my coat pockets $3.25 in quarters, a black lighter, a 20-sided
dice, about a half 1/8 o' weed, a memo from the registar's office and
a four-colored pen.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
82. Car and apartment keys (on a keyring that says "Don't do Drugs" - ha
ha ha!!), about R65 in cash (less than $15 in real money...), credit
card (the plastic passport to pleasure!), office access card (with a
photo that makes me look like I've consumed large amounts of disco
parsley), half a pack of B&H (Special Mild - with a health warning
"Don't smoke when you're breastfeeding" - must bear that in mind...),
Zippo, cellphone (Yuppie scum alert!!), four beer bottle tops (Carling
Black Label), a business card off somebody I have no recollection of
ever meeting, a scrawled phone number of somebody called Debbie who I
vaguely recall proposing marriage to last night but hastily
reconsidered the idea in the cold harsh light of severely hungover
reality, and my lucky condom (and that's somewhat paradoxical - if it
was lucky, I'd have to replace it a lot more often...)
Submitted: Captain Paralytic the Brown Ale Cowboy(rob@logtek.co.za)
83. My voter registration card, which I use quite often.
Submitted: Avi Horowitz, The New Democratic Alliance
84. My T.N.D.A. membership card.
Submitted: Avi Horowitz, The New Democratic Alliance
85. They're baaaaaack.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
86. Same pen, same headphones but 40 cents !! (woo hoo!)
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
87. A portable Black Hole
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
88. A pocket encyclopedia (vols 1 thru to 527)
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
89. A towel
Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com)
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