Top-N SEX
(drumroll, please...)
1. ... please
Submitted: the FALCON
2. Taint Tickleing
Submitted: The Tubb People
3. Snowballing
Submitted: The Tubb People
4. Facial.
Submitted: The Tubb People
5. NOW!!!
Submitted: Someone out there(namdor@dacc.cc.il.us)
6. With A Woman!!
Submitted: Someone out there(namdor@dacc.cc.il.us)
7. With Anyone!!
Submitted: Someone out there(namdor@dacc.cc.il.us)
8. Hey Tubb people! Shouldn't you be Tubb person?
Submitted: Wendy Whiner
9. M
Submitted: the FALCON
10. Often
Submitted: Aragorn
11. Always
Submitted: anonymous
12. #8 The Tubb People are many. WE colaborate and answer as one.
Submitted: The Tubb People
13. #12 I'll bet you TUBB people are GAY aren't you? Yeah you guys are a
bunch of terd burglers aren't ya?
Submitted: THE MASTER
14. #9 um... since i had some people ask me, the 'M' means 'male', like on
my driver's license 'n' stuff
Submitted: the FALCON
15. #14: Well, in that case, F. I mean, my driver's license says F, not
that I WANT F, because I want M, I mean, not neccessarily the M of #9,
but some M... oh, never mind!
Submitted: TiGar
16. #15 um... if you want some of the M from from #9 you're welcome to it
Submitted: the FALCON
17. F
Submitted: Bytch(@I.want.M.#9.)
18. #17 woohoo! so, ya come here often, baby?
Submitted: the FALCON
19. A VERY BIG M, IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!
Submitted: THE MASTER
20. #19 Hmmmm, Moron? Motherfucker? Meathead? Monkey?
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Org=egon)
21. Reed M. (As if you didn't know already)
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Org=egon)
22. #15 That's ok dear. We know that you want the M of R. But R wants P.
But D wants F but not necessarily the F of T. And J wants F, any F.
Any at all.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Org=egon)
23. #15 EMAIL ME!!
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Org=egon)
24. #16: Show me the M!
Submitted: TiGar
25. #17: Hey, hands off, I saw him first!
Submitted: TiGar
26. #22: And what does RM want?
Submitted: TiGar
27. #24 YOU GOT IT, BABY!! -) M
Submitted: the FALCON
28. #25 whoa, whoa, no need to fight. it's nothin' serious yet, just
internet-flirting
Submitted: the FALCON
29. #28: Hey, I happen to take internet-flirting very seriously!
Submitted: TiGar
30. #27 um... sorry, that was supposed to be an arrow, i used the 'greater
than' key, but it didn't turn out, so... that's an arrow, ok?
Submitted: the FALCON
31. #27,30: Hey, nice M!
Submitted: TiGar
32. #20 You want your mother-fuckin' ass kicked don't ya dip-shit?
Submitted: THE MASTER
33. dare i say it? any list with the word 'sex' in it is gonna go a *long*
way
Submitted: the FALCON
34. #31 um... thanks. uh... nice F. what's your sign?
Submitted: the FALCON
35. #29 well, me too, but let's just all flirt and all be happy
Submitted: the FALCON
36. #'s 20 & 32 hey! if you two aren't gonna flirt, then get out!
Submitted: the FALCON
37. #32 No, but thank you for asking.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
38. #26 RM wants DL to get off of vacation and back to internet flirting.
But Lacking DL, RM wants the F of J or T.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
39. #33: Yeah, baby!
Submitted: TiGar
40. #34: Well, usually when I start nibbling on your ear it means "Lets go
to your place!" But maybe that's not what you mean by my "sign"...
Submitted: TiGar
41. #35: Sounds good to me!
Submitted: TiGar
42. #38: What?! Not the F of DL, J & T?
Submitted: TiGar
43. #42 hey, i'll flirt w/ any female here, baby!!
Submitted: the FALCON
44. I would get involved in this whole mess, but I'm already taken, and
the last time I got involved in somthing like this, it ended up with a
revolt in my harem...
Submitted: The Rat(hole@the.wall)
45. #43: I think you misunderstood what I was saying in #42...
Submitted: TiGar
46. #44: Revolt? As I remember it, your harem was disbanded. You don't
regret that, do you?
Submitted: TiGar
47. #46 hey, let's *flirt*, not *fight*
Submitted: the FALCON
48. #47: To some, fighting IS flirting : )
Submitted: TiGar
49. #46: DragonLady and you incited a revolt, as I recall... And after
this summer, I don't regret anything...
Submitted: The Rat(hole@the.wall)
50. You want sex, you've got it. Just look at TiGar and the FALCON. Young
netters in heat. Ah, love...
Submitted: The Mongoose
51. By the looks of FALCON and the Mongoose, it looks like M runs in the
family
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d ORegon)
52. SEX is not the answer. It's the question, "YES" is the answer
Submitted: M. Shadow(midnightshadow@hotmail.com)
53. #25" Hey, can't we just share him? I'm sure *he* wouldn't mind?
Submitted: Bytch
54. ReedMan, baby, have you forgotten about me? Just because I don't
advertise my dominatrix tendencies doesn't mean I dont have them...
Submitted: Bytch
55. #17 so, are you hot?
Submitted: the FALCON
56. #53 sure, i wouldn't mind. 'n' if there are any more F's out there...
Submitted: the FALCON
57. #42 Well, If you insist, Yes. I would like the F of T,DL and J. And
sure Bytch, I haven't forgotten about you.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d ORegon)
58. I'll also take PB&J, VCR and a BMW
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d ORegon)
59. #43 Good start lad! As I've learned, flirting either leads to being
popular or being slapped alot. Especially around here.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d ORegon)
60. Just a thought, but what about the character who calls himself mmm?
Does that mean he's long dong silver?
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d ORegon)
61. #59 you 'n' i are gettin' along better 'n' better. but i'm *not* gonna
start flirtin' with *you*. is there a reed*woman*?
Submitted: the FALCON
62. #58 you're not gonna have sex with all that are ya? (oh, does top-n
operate on a "don't ask, don't tell" policy?)
Submitted: the FALCON
63. #61 What the? Did you think I was flirting with-? You thought I-? HA
HA HA HA HA!!!! Sorry, that's just so funny!
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d ORegon)
64. #62 Ha! No, I'd be too afraid of Peanut Butter getting stuck to my
willie. A VCR would be too painful and a BMW would be too weird!
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d ORegon)
65. Sorry no ReedWomen, ReedWomyn yes, but no ReedWoman.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d ORegon)
66. #65 You spoke too soon, ya lughead!
Submitted: ReedLady(No.)
67. Who wants to have SEX with ME, THE MASTER? That is why they call ME
THE MASTER ya know!! So, who wants my LOVE MUSCLE? Speak up, don't be
shy!!!
Submitted: THE HORNY MASTER
68. #66 pleased to make your aquaintence, baby
Submitted: the FALCON
69. #64 i completely understand
Submitted: the FALCON
70. #63 no, no. i didn't think you were tryin' to flirt with me. it's
just, with us getting on more friendly terms and all this flirtin'
goin' on, i just didn't want anyone else thinkin' you 'n' i were
gettin' into it
Submitted: the FALCON
71. c'mon girls, where'd ya go!?! i'm here talkin' to reedman. not that
that's bad or anything, but, well, this list is about sex 'n' he's no
female
Submitted: the FALCON
72. #71 did the master scare you away? jus' pay no heed to his comments
'n' flirt with the reedman and myself
Submitted: the FALCON
73. May I just join this discussion long enough to say that this would be
more accurately described as, not a "Top-N List" but a "Top-N Lust"?
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
74. Hmmmph! I dont think FALCON is M enough for my F.
Submitted: ReedLady(No.)
75. On the other hand, The Rat, now there's a REAL M. Hey baby can I be in
your harem?
Submitted: ReedLady(No.)
76. ReedLady?!?!? Who the hell is this character? Just so you guys know, I
am NOT ReedLady! This is not another Gecko escapade!!
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
77. ReedLady, do you actually go to Reed, or you just some crazy
character?
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
78. #54- What about me?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Have you forgotten me???? (pouts)
Submitted: Amanda(In the Twilight Zone)
79. OOPS!!!!! Wrong one.... Meant #57....
Submitted: Amanda(In the Twilight Zone)
80. #78-79 You'd do best to keep away from that slime. He'll use you,
peruse you, abuse you then refuse you. He's SUCH a bastard. And I
should know!
Submitted: ReedLady
81. Trust me girls, he's a lowdown womanizer!
Submitted: ReedLady
82. #55: Have you ever seen The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the
desert? The ping-pong lady is nothing compared to me... ;)
Submitted: Bytch
83. #82: You turn me on like a radio. Ever think about ditching that
birdbrain and trying it doggy style?
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(trythis@homeifyouwanna)
84. #80-1 ACK!!!!!!!! Just who the hell do you think you are!!?!? You
stinkin' liar!
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d ORegon)
85. #83: Hey, I'm up for anything...but I have to warn you...You're not
the only one who's a wild animal in bed.
Submitted: Bytch
86. #84 What? You dont remember me? It figures. Think first semester of
last year.
Submitted: ReedLady(No.)
87. FALCON and ReedMan sittin' in a tree...
Submitted: SpudHead(inner.city)
88. Come on guys don't hide your feelings
Submitted: SpudHead(inner.city)
89. # 13 We, The Tubb People are not gay. the master seems to be
enthralled with gay people and we will say a Tubb Prayer for him.
Submitted: The Tubb People
90. My apologies to the Top-n community for not getting involved in this
list earlier and for missing #69. I'm afraid my browser has been a bit
naughty lately...
Submitted: Dragonlady(dragon.dominatrix.com)
91. I'll gladly take some M.
Submitted: Dragonlady(dragon.dominatrix.com)
92. And a bit of F would make me wildly estatic.
Submitted: Dragonlady(dragon.dominatrix.com)
93. #44, Are you a mouse or a Rat? Come on...join the orgy!
Submitted: Dragonlady(dragon.dominatrix.com)
94. #49, ME? Incite a revolt? Thats not how I remember it! I think it was
the tapeworms. And the appearance of my oh-so satisfying Dragonlord.
Submitted: Dragonlady(dragon.dominatrix.com)
95. "WHY DON'T WE DO THE SOPHISTICATED THING AND ALL SLEEP TOGETHER?"
Submitted: Dragonlady(dragon.dominatrix.com)
96. #86 You!?!?! Oh fer chrissake!!! You're still worked up over what
happened?? 1) I dont see how you can call yourself Reed"Lady", you are
certainly no Lady!
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d ORegon)
97. 2) It was all a big misunderstanding and 3) It was mostly your fault!
But this is Top-N! Let's not air out our disputes here! I'd email you,
but I cant remember your name...
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d ORegon)
98. #87 And your point is..? Do you have some sort of problem with
homoeroticism?
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d ORegon)
99. #94 *smirks* Damn I'm good.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d ORegon)
100. #95 Because with too many people, someone always falls off the bed!
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d ORegon)
101. #97 Well! I'm certainly not about to remind you.
Submitted: ReedLady(No.)
102. MY fault?!? MY FAULT!?!?! Well, I suppose so, it was my fault for
going out with you and assuming that you were different.
Submitted: ReedLady(No.)
103. But dont worry, I stopped being furious at you after winter break, now
I'm merely mildly miffed.
Submitted: ReedLady(No.)
104. But no matter how much you wish it, I will NOT go away.
Submitted: ReedLady(No.)
105. Now, turning to the subject of the list, M. And plenty of it, please.
Submitted: ReedLady(No.)
106. #95: Because you're in Michegan, I'm in New York and I ain't got no
car
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(trythis@anytime)
107. #100: A bed?! How jejeune! Besides, there's probably only 10 real
people posting on this website, and the rest are aliases
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(trythis@anytime)
108. ReedLady: so what happened between you and the ReedMeister anyway?
Enquiring minds want to know!
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(trythis@anytime)
109. #85: Hey, I don't take that as a warning, I take that as a promise
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(trythis@anytime)
110. #82 haven't seen it, but if this 'ping-pong-lady' is hot i guess i
ought to, shouldn't i?
Submitted: the FALCON
111. #74 i don't think you know who you're talkin' about, do you? the
FALCON is M enough for any and is ready to prove it
Submitted: the FALCON
112. #91 i'll gladly give some
Submitted: the FALCON
113. #106 forget the wheels 'n' get some wings; girls dig 'em
Submitted: the FALCON
114. #110 i should also see you so i can make my own judgement and make my
move when i find you're tellin' the truth ;)
Submitted: the FALCON
115. 'n' ya better be
Submitted: the FALCON
116. #105 i'd be happy to accomodate you, and any other F that wants plenty
Submitted: the FALCON
117. Let's all meet at my pad for GROUP SEX!!!!
Submitted: THE MASTER
118. Hey, let me in on the FUN!! Oh yeah, M.
Submitted: Olorin
119. MASTER'S do it LONGER!!
Submitted: THE EXTRA INNINGS MASTER
120. #118 By the way the M doesn't mean I want M, it means I am M. I want
F!!!
Submitted: Olorin
121. wow, 120 entries so far, that's a lot of foreplay
Submitted: the FALCON
122. #121: Do you have a problem with foreplay? Because we can move on, if
you'd like...
Submitted: TiGar
123. #111 Awww He's defending his manliness. How cute.
Submitted: ReedLady(No)
124. #108 Inquiring minds should keep their noses out of wherever they
shouldn't be. So I'll not reveal the dirt on I and RM's liason. (After
all, he's got dirt on me too!)
Submitted: ReedLady(No)
125. But let's just say that he wanted more than I was willing to give at
the time.
Submitted: ReedLady(No)
126. But back to you, Bird Boy. So you think you're man enough for me?
Submitted: ReedLady(No)
127. #122 no, no, no. no one understands what i'm sayin' on this list, i
guess. i NEVER said i have a problem with foreplay. i said, and i
quote,"...that's a lot of foreplay." i NEVER complained or said
ANYthing bad about foreplay. i (would) love it
Submitted: the FALCON
128. #126 i just LOVE! it when babes call me 'bird boy'.
Submitted: the FALCON(affectionately.known.as.'bird.boy')
129. #123 who's defensive?
Submitted: the FALCON(my daddy's bigger than your daddy)
130. #124 who wants to know about you 'n' the reedman? all i care about is
our future, baby!!
Submitted: the FALCON
131. #87 ya got the place right, but it's the wrong sentients, human
Submitted: the FALCON
132. #93: I'm Rat enough to admit that one person is good enough for me.
Orgies are fun and all, but it gets just a bit too messy sometimes.
Submitted: The Rat(hole@the.wall)
133. ... especially if someone is using a riding crop.
Submitted: The Rat(hole@the.wall)
134. #127, 122, etc.: Foreplay is the greatest part! I mean, anyone can
have intercourse, but foreplay is where the REAL technique comes into
play.
Submitted: The Rat(hole@the.wall)
135. Hmmm... Italians are known for being the best lovers.... And Scots are
known for being passionate lovers. I'm 3/4 Italain and 1/4 Scot...
Ladies, decide for yourselves.
Submitted: The Rat(hole@the.wall)
136. #127: Now you've misunderstood me; I merely thought that perhaps you
were getting bored with foreplay. Not that I (would) mind endless
hours of it myself...
Submitted: TiGar
137. #128: Hey, Bird Boy!
Submitted: TiGar
138. #124 Damn straight.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d oRfegon)
139. #125 As usual, you're overreacting. Sheesh! Top-n hath no fury like a
woman scorned, except for several women scorned.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d oRfegon)
140. #135 Must be all that Haggis. I'm 1/4 Italian!
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d oRfegon)
141. GENERIC FLIRTING AND SEXUAL INNUENDO
Submitted: GENERIC TOP-N USER
142. #110: It isn't so much how she looks as WHAT she can do ;)
Submitted: Bytch
143. Although I do look pretty good, too.
Submitted: Bytch
144. #114: I don't have a scanner, so that's not really a possibilty (
considering I'm in TN). But I guarantee you won't be disappointed ;)
Submitted: Bytch
145. #100, Who needs a bed?!
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
146. #133, What makes you think a riding crop would be involved? *innocent
smile*
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
147. #113, Oh yeah! *flashes wings*
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
148. Umm...FALCON? Correct me if I'm wrong (and no, I'm not flaming you),
but don't male birds lack a certain *a-hem* body part?
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
149. #135, But what about Brits? I like Brits! (Gee I wonder what I'm
classified as...I'm Scottish, English, Welsh, Irish, and I think
French and German too.)
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
150. #128-130 Well then, "Bird Boy" tell me, just what DOES our future
hold?
Submitted: ReedLady(No.)
151. I recall on a date Rigel once told me that I had no appetites. He said
that I "ate like a bird"
Submitted: ReedLady(No.)
152. Well, he was wrong! In fact, I'm so hungry, I feel like I could eat a
bird!
Submitted: ReedLady(No.)
153. #149 No offence, girlfriend, but I believe the term is "Mutt"
Submitted: ReedLady(No.)
154. #137 yeah! that's the way i like it!!
Submitted: the FALCON
155. #142 you're makin' me *really* want to see this movie. and you for
that matter
Submitted: the FALCON
156. #147 yeah! work it, girl! it's your birthday!
Submitted: the FALCON
157. #148 not *this* FALCON
Submitted: the FALCON
158. #'s 134, 136 i'm in agreement with you both of you, so let's not talk
like we're disagreein', ok?
Submitted: the FALCON
159. #151 Hey!! As I recall, JANICE, what I said was "Are you going to eat
that?" Although, the real question is: Am I going to eat Dragonlady?
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d ORegon)
160. #98 Ick, ick, ick, ick, is all that I have to say to you
Submitted: SpudHead
161. #159 You shithead! That's disgusting!
Submitted: ReedLady(No.)
162. #157 Oh yeah? Prove it!
Submitted: ReedLady(No.)
163. #157,162: No, no! Prove it to ME!
Submitted: TiGar
164. #'s 162 & 163 i'll prove it to both of ya, but you'll have to schedule
and appointment for next week. you're not the only ones, ya know
Submitted: the FALCON
165. #162 and #163: Ahh, nuts to both of you aviaphiles. I think I'll join
ReedMan in presenting Dragonlady with oral pleasures. After all, no
one is more experiences at licking crotches than dogs.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
166. Granted, it's usually their own, but let's not go there.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
167. #165 Oh? Whassamatter, did Bytch dump you? Or is one not enough?
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d oRegon)
168. I dont like sharing.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d oRegon)
169. #165: WHAT! I'm being dumped? Listen doggie, the only crotch you
should be sniffing is mine! got it. Now lay down and beg for it!
Submitted: Bytch
170. #164: Well, if you're so busy, maybe I'll just have to forget about
you and start flirting with Olorin. Besides, he's cuter anyway ; ).
Submitted: TiGar
171. #169: I'm very very very very very sorry. I will gladly whine and
whimper to your heart's content. In my defense, however, when I posted
this, I had not read your recent flirtations, but I had read your
comment to FALCON (in your words, a "big, bird of prey hunk") and I
was feeling jealous.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
172. Never more shall I stray from the side of my lady love, being faithful
and loyal like a good puppy should.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
173. Now may I sniff your crotch? :)
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
174. Yes. And if you're a good doggie, I may do the same to you...
Submitted: Bytch
175. Girl, you're giving this dog a bone!
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
176. My goodness! If I laugh any harder at this list, I'm going to fall
over!
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d oRegon)
177. #167 Now see here, little girl, you had best stay out of affairs you
cant handle! FALCON is MINE! So why dont you go find yourself a coke
bottle or something!
Submitted: ReedLady(No.)
178. Now, my fine feathered friend, it's time for you to meet a REAL woman!
Submitted: ReedLady(No.)
179. What is something that no Top-N regular can't resist?
Submitted: Sailor Earth
180. I'm with ReedMan. You may be a woman, but you are certainly no lady.
Submitted: Bytch
181. And there's NOTHING that I can't handle.
Submitted: Bytch
182. SWM(23) seeking F for long walks on the beach, quiet poetry in front
of the fire, staring at the stars and wild passionate raunchy sex.
This train don't stop until you've reached your station. Multiple
destinations are not a problem.
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
183. Ophone. Someone who speaks the language of sex.
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
184. Sure. But only on days(/nights) ending with the letter 'y'.
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
185. #179: Launching a relentless barrage of sarcastic, biting criticism at
other users, I guess. However, I don't think a list called 'Flame'
would be nearly as much fun as this one.
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
186. #173: I take it, Dingo, that sniffing your own crotch has pretty much
lost its charm. :)
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
187. #136 shall we get started then?
Submitted: the FALCON
188. #187: If you have enough time...
Submitted: TiGar
189. #182: Any chance that train might come (hee hee!) to TiGarville?
Submitted: TiGar
190. #186: See #166.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
191. #181: Sounds like another promise. :)
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
192. FALCON wait! Dont go! I want to be your love monkey!
Submitted: ReedLady(No.)
193. #189: To quote Barry White (someone I never listen to, but has pretty
amusing lyrics) - "Please don't take off your panties. Let me take
them off for. you... slowly." This train stops wherever its needed,
baby. This is the x-press train of looooove. You and me baby, we're
gonna go far. Let my locomotive of love travel down your dark tunnels,
oh yeaaah.
Submitted: Tec42(heheheheheheh)
194. #191: Oh, it is, baby.
Submitted: bytch
195. #192 i wanna kiss you all over, over and again...
Submitted: the FALCON
196. #192 Forget that birdbrain, Lady! Come to me, Dragons do it hotter.
Submitted: DragonPrince
197. #196, I don't think she can handle the heat.
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
198. #159, I certainly hope so!
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
199. Samuel Edward Xander
Submitted: anonymous
200. #197 I'll build up her stamina. Besides, Mother, the only other
Dragons around here are my Parents and one other Male! I am forced to
take a Mortal if I wish to flirt!
Submitted: DragonPrince
201. And the one I choose shall be a challenge; rejected by my father, she
hath lost the ability to love. Such an infirmity is grevious and I
shall help her love again.
Submitted: DragonPrince
202. If I do not kill her first ;)
Submitted: DragonPrince
203. harry, i want you to sell me a condom. in fact, today i think i'll
have a 'french tickler'... for i am a protestant
Submitted: the FALCON(and the meaning of life)
204. #193: Just tell me where I can buy a ticket...
Submitted: TiGar(yes!yes!yes!)
205. #203 - **singing** Ev-er-y sperm is sacred, ev-er-y sperm is good....
Submitted: The Rat(hole@the.wall.of.the.meaning.of.life)
206. What a bunch of horny imbeciles! Whoever posted this list wished for
others to make jokes about sex, not get juiced up enough to actually
do it! Is there anyone here who's even a virgin? Is nothing sacred? As
for me, I'm saving my vital, life-giving fluids for whoever's woman
enough to wait until the honeymoon.
Submitted: The Mongoose
207. #205, Every sperm is needed in your neighborhood!
Submitted: Dragonlady(@the.full.Monty.com)
208. #200-202, *sniff* I'm so proud!
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
209. #206: I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration and
indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist
conspiricy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids...
Submitted: Base Commander Ripper(war-room@army.mil)
210. #200-202 That's m'boy!
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere@Dragonlady's side.)
211. #208 Are we good role models or what?
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere@Dragonlady's side.)
212. #211, We're incredible! Now come here!
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
213. Hey, is this where the party's at? Obviously. Hello ReedMan, you
gorgeous hunk, you.
Submitted: Jinxster
214. FALCON's cute too. Way cuter than that older brother of his. I'll
ruffle your feathers any day, sweetheart...
Submitted: Jinxster
215. #149: Brit men are hopeless lovers. Is it any wonder we Britettes have
to look elsewhere for satisfaction?
Submitted: Jinxster
216. #206: This is Top-N. What were you expecting? But as for virginity,
yes I think there's one or two round here. Although possibly not for
much longer.
Submitted: Jinxster
217. #209: I'd say you were angrywhitemale, but he's never preached sexual
abstention in his life....
Submitted: Jinxster
218. #201-2 Hey! What's with this "IF I survive?" How about you come over
to my place and then we'll see who can survive what!
Submitted: ReedLady(No.)
219. #216: Virgins? At Top-N? Where? I demand a Senate subcommittee hearing
to find and eliminate these subversives in our midst!
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@themccarthyhearings)
220. ARE YOU NOW, OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN, A VIRGIN?
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@themccarthyhearings)
221. Well, I guess we all have, at some point in our lives. But that's
irrelevant.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@themccarthyhearings)
222. 204: Honey, this ride is for free. I'm the the driver and the
conductor, and you're the only passenger I need. Hmmmm mmmmmmmm. This
train is gonna, keep on movin, movin, movin, until you get off. Take
my hand and together we'll move on through the night, until the
morning light sparkles in your eyes. Oh yeaaaahhhhh.
Submitted: Tec42(ohhhhhh yeaaaaaaahhhhhhh.)
223. #214 woohoo!! i'm such a ladies-bird
Submitted: the FALCON
224. #206,216,219-20: I'm proud to say I'm a virgin and will remain one
until I'm married. For me, everything (sexual) on Top-N comes from my
imagination rather than real-life experiences. Now, if no one has a
problem with that, I'll get back to my flirting...
Submitted: TiGar
225. #214: Well, he's taller anyway...
Submitted: TiGar
226.
Submitted: TiGar
227. Sorry for that blank space... I guess I'm still in a daze after
#222...
Submitted: TiGar(doh!)
228. #224 ditto, babe
Submitted: the FALCON
229. #225 i dunno if i actually taller, i think i just stand a little more
straight ('cause i am)
Submitted: the FALCON
230. #229 not that he's not
Submitted: the FALCON
231. #229: You may be taller, but an inch there doesn't matter as much as
an inch... elsewhere....
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
232. *smugly* Heh, the mortals speak of mere inches. #218 ReedLady, come
here and let me show you some feet. I've got more than two my dear...
Submitted: DragonPrince
233. #213 !
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
234. #232, So much like your father!
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
235. Top-n sex=What will not be happening at the gathering of the Michigan
N this Friday evening. That's right, hide the women and children and
get as far from Hillsdale as you can! It's going to be the largest
Top-n gathering in the history of the world! Rat, Dragonlady, TiGar,
Kalhoun, FALCON, and maybe Just Me!
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
236. #235: A Top-N gathering? Oh boy. Can the space-time continuum handle
so many Top-Ners meeting? I'm not sure I want to find out...
Submitted: Jinxster
237. #233: What about it? ; )
Submitted: Jinxster
238. #219, #220: Actually, so am I. It's true, all this Top-N flirting
comes from an over-sexed imagination rather than real life. Nearest
I've come to the real thing is this guy I'm currently having an online
relationship with. Although I'll probably not be a virgin when I get
married.
Submitted: Jinxster
239. #224, #238: Well, I'm not a real virgin, but I can play one on Top-N.
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
240. Then again, where's the fun in that?
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
241. Well, now that I know I'm not the only one that's gonna admit to it,
I'm a virgin too. (Big shock, I'm sure).
Submitted: Just Me
242. #236 - At any rate, I'm sure Hillsdale County won't survive it. Which
is not necessarily a bad thing.
Submitted: Just Me
243. Oh very well, since everyone ELSE is admitting it...I also am a
virgin. But my thoughts are those of Jinxster's, I doubt that I'll be
one when I get married.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d ORegon)
244. #235 Well when i see the horsemen of the apocalypse (Not the arsemen
but the horsemen) ushering in the end of the world of Friday I'll know
whom to curse.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d ORegon)
245. A larger gathering of Top-Ners would be neat except for 1) The
impossible logistics involved 2) The bickering and flirting that would
happen and 3) It would cause the opening of the hellmouth and the
immediate destruction of the Earth.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d ORegon)
246. You know, my little turtle dove, I have not abandoned all the vestiges
of Dragonlord...
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d ORegon)
247. Boy, all my illusions are being shattered. Perhaps I should rephrase
the question: is anyone around here other than me NOT a virgin?
Dragonlady? Please say yes. I don't want to ask Bytch because I'd be
too afraid to hear the answer.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
248. it's hard to believe that hillsdale county was mentioned on a 'sex'
list and the word 'incest' wasn't anywhere near it
Submitted: the FALCON
249. Dingo, there are definitely people in here besides you who are not
virgins. But I'm not going to tell you whether I am or not. My only
clue to you is that I am very good at what I do.
Submitted: Bytch(@enigma.com)
250. #249: That's cool, I like some mystery in a relationship. And frankly,
if you're very good at what you do (whatever that may be) it doesn't
matter to me if you are or not.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
251. Especially if you can actually do that ping pong ball trick... :)
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
252. #247: Like you said before in 221, we were all virgins at some point.
Hell, even I was a virgin until about 10 years ago.
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
253. Tec42, if you are under 24, then I'm really grossed out.
Submitted: Chica
254. #253: Ummm... errr... I'm 23. Sorry to be the source of ...
?grossocity?
Submitted: Tec42(uh oh)
255. #247, Umm...sorry, I'm a virgin too. As for the marriage thing, I'm in
the same boat as Jinxster and Reedman...especially since if I end up
finding a very special woman instead of a very special man, I may
never be able to marry her.
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
256. Anyone care for a round of Spank the Virgin?
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
257. #256: I do! I do! (dammit, wrong list again... on second thought...:)
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
258. #255 Sorry to open up this can of fetid worms but, I'm not exactly
sure if that would even count or not...
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, IORegon)
259. oo! oo! Me! Me!
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, IORegon)
260. #258, What might not count for what?
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
261. #256, And then, the oral sex!
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
262. #227: Catch your breath, yet don't hold it for long. I need to hear
your sweet sighs, and the soft touch of your whispers. Eyes sparkling
like distant stars, your briefest glance sets me afire. Our bodies
dance, two as one, yet somehow each eternally alone. We are but
sprites forever bound by imagination. Take my hand and set your dreams
free.
Submitted: Tec42(poeticmode!)
263. #260 I misinterpreted what you said, but since I brought it up, I
wasn't sure if homosex constituted losing one's virginity.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
264. #261 Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
265. #262 Yikes.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
266. #261: Bet you're gay.
Submitted: Tec42(heheheh)
267. #263, Ahh...Well, I think it does. I mean what if I spend the rest of
my life sharing my bed with another women...it would seem funny to
call me a virgin.
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
268. #264, I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you!...Life can be
fine if we both 69!
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
269. #266, ;-)
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
270. #235 Don't forget me! I hail from Michigan as well
Submitted: Diablo(@Hell)
271. #267 Hmmm, good point.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
272. #269 It takes 2 to 69!
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
273. #270 You see what I said? The hellmouth is opening already!
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
274. #254; yoU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY AT 13! That is a bit young, don't you
think?
Submitted: Chica
275. #274: Hey, that's not so bad. I knew a guy who claimed to lose his
virginity at age 8 to a 13 year old girl. Of course, he grew up in a
trailer park, and there was apparently nothing better to do.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
276. #275 oh yeah? there was recently a kid in sixth grade who fathered a
child with his teagher
Submitted: the FALCON
277. #270 - I bet you're from Hell, Michigan, aren't you?
Submitted: Just Me
278. is great!
Submitted: skluie
279. #235, Oh boy was I wrong....
Submitted: Dragonlady(@msdragonlady@geocities.com)
280. #279: Whooo, hoo, boy am I intrigued now!! Do tell!!!
Submitted: Bytch
281. #279 I'll believe that when I see TiGar take a bong hit.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlan,d ORegon)
282. I dont think that any sex went on. A whole lot of flirting yes, but
sex no. Why? Becuase it's 2 girls to 4 guys. And since none of you
strike me as the gang banger type, either someone would have been left
out or: No sex.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
283. #279: What happened?? Come on! Tell me! Please! Man, you're cruel. But
then, I should have known that, you being the dominatrix you are.
Submitted: Jinxster
284. #275: I once heard about a guy who lost his virginity at age 4, to a 5
year old girl. Of course he could have been making it up, men are like
that.
Submitted: Jinxster
285. #243: Your thoughts are those of mine? Wow, you must have a real big
thing for chains and leather.
Submitted: Jinxster
286. #247: Not one either, but I am the wrong side of 30... - Ah, the
memories - in the back of my car, with the back seat folded down and
the hatch open, watching "The Little Mermaid" at the drive-in - the
movie was her idea, the entertainment was mine (although, thinking
back, it was kinda sick playing mattress hockey at a kid's movie...)
Submitted: Captain Paralytic the Brown Ale Cowboy(rob@logtek.co.za)
287. #285 Well Jinx, Yes. When it comes to chains and leather, I do have a
real big "Thing"
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
288. #282: I happen to agree with you, but get your own alias. This one's
taken.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@all.therecanbeonly1)
289. I guess I should be relieved that my imposter seems non-threatening,
but it's also kind of pointless, don't you think?
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
290. ...is natural, sex is fun, sex is best when it's one on one
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
291. ...is a many-splendored thing
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
292. ...never did give nothin' to the Tin Man
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
293. The breakfast of champions!
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
294. Also the Noon Meal and the Dinner. Preferable many courses.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland Oregon)
295. #287: Oh really. Well, we'll have to put that to the test, won't we?
Submitted: Jinxster
296. Hold still while I tie you up, this won't hurt a bit.
Submitted: Jinxster
297. OK, perhaps just a little!
Submitted: Jinxster
298. Baby, you better tie me up tight, or I'll break free and give you such
extascy that you'll faint and walk bow-legged afterwards.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
299. Hurt me good, mistress.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
300. Hmm...maybe I should just chuck this Michigan idea out the window and
go to England for my 21st birthday.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
301. #300, Don't you dare think that! Bad boy! Now I shall have to whip you
soundly and send you to bed!
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
302. Sorry Jinx, I hath been called by a greater babe. Besides, the only
way I'd be able to go to England is if you paid the airfare.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
303. #301 (Cowering) Sorry Sorry! It was just an idea. Please don't whip me
(too much)!
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
304. is like a box of Chocolates. You open up the box and eat what's
inside.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
305. #303, How much is too much?...
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
306. #304, Sex in a box? Is that anything like a jack in the box?
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
307. #305 Anywhere over 8 hours is pushing it.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
308. #306 The restaraunt or the wind up toy?
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
309. #308: Why, I say, I say, if you're doin' it right, son, boy are you
listening to me? Listen now, I say if you're doin' it right, uh, BOTH.
Submitted: Dingo Leghorn(donttrythis@home)
310. #302: I thought that might happen. Oh well. I shall have to take my
frustrations out in a flamewar with someone. angrywhitemale, where are
you? I want to kick someone's ass!
Submitted: Jinxster
311. you poor, poor people...*wild maniacal laughter* you guys are so sad
Submitted: B.I.G. Pimp(BIGPOPPA@pimp.com)
312. you poor, poor people...*wild maniacal laughter* you guys are so sad
Submitted: B.I.G. Pimp(B.I.G.P.O.P.P.A.@pimp.com)
313. May I some more?
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, oRegon)
314. Please, may I have some more?
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland oregon)
315. #313 Yet another example of my wonderful grasp of this language. (Shut
up Just Me)
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland oregon)
316. #314, Well, since you've asked SO nicely...YES!
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
317. on the beach
Submitted: Bytch
318. with Dingo Floyd
Submitted: Bytch
319. my computer stalled for a very long time loading this list up at 69%.
coincidence? i think not
Submitted: the FALCON
320. #318: Gladly, any time you've got a spare week or so. ;) As for #317:
I don't knw about that, sand could easily get into uncomfortable
places. How about in the ocean?
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
321. #320: The ocean!?!?!?? But isn't that where you catch crabs????
Submitted: Tec42(lost@c)
322. #320: The sand isn't such a big deal if you go swimming afterwards.
Submitted: Tec42(beentheredonethattoo)
323. #321 Just protect yourselves by putting on some petroleum jellyfish.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
324. #323, *groan* Okay, its time for your PUNishment! Bad boy! Bad boy!!
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
325. FISH HEADS
Submitted: FISH HEADS
326. XES N-poT
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
327. y=mx+b
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
328. With DragonLady
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
329. Repeatedely.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
330. On the kitchen Table.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
331. On top of a running dryer
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
332. In the Shower
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
333. On the front Lawn.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
334. On the porch.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
335. In a hammock
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
336. In the basement
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
337. On the roof
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
338. in a box, with a fox (metaphorically typing, you beastialitists!!)
Submitted: the FALCON
339. read this kinda fast --) 'X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X'
Submitted: the FALCON
340. xerxes name spelled backwards is SEXrex
Submitted: the FALCON
341. #338: Hey, that's better than "on a boat, with a goat."
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
342. "Would you, could you, in a car? Eat them, eat them, here they are!"
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
343. #341: I'm not sure Sri Radhu would agree with that...
Submitted: CyberDog(@CyberGod)
344. #340: And taking 'rex' to mean the Latin term, you get "king of sex".
Submitted: PimpBot 2000(LK1)
345. Has there been even one mention of James Bond on this list? I think he
qualifies as SEX-REX if anyone does.
Submitted: PimpBot 2000(LK1)
346. And what of that nautical instrument called a sextant?
Submitted: PimpBot 2000(LK1)
347. And the English county of Middlesex?
Submitted: PimpBot 2000(LK1)
348. And the fact that six babies born at once are called "sextuplets"?
Submitted: PimpBot 2000(LK1)
349. Kalhoun=Harry. Does this mean that Kalhoun has a hairy quim?
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
350. #349 Hmmm...that was a bit vulgar. I think I need to be punished for
that one.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
351. #350, Yes you do need to be punished! As soon as possible!
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
352. #351 Thank you! May I have another? You turn me on like a faucet!
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Roegon)
353. GENERIC WITTY ENTRY
Submitted: GENERIC TOP-N USER
354. #353, NON-GENERIC WHIPPING.
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
355. Non-Generic cries of pleasure and extacsy!
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlnad, ROegon)
356. has resulted in DragonPrince becuase they dont make condoms large
enough to fit a dragon.
Submitted: DragonLord(Dragon@slave.com)
357. #354 Now, my dear. Why dont you forget about that mortal and turn your
riding crop in my direction?
Submitted: DragonLord(Dragon@slave.com)
358. With pleasure!
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
359. Ah my dear, the pleasure would not only be yours, but mine as well.
Our combined pleasure would expand all known bounds of pleasure.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
360. As you may or may not have noticed, Sex with my Lady really rocks my
world.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
361. Every minute
Submitted: DragonLord(@cozy.dragons.den)
362. of Every hour
Submitted: DragonLord(@cozy.dragons.den)
363. of every day
Submitted: DragonLord(@cozy.dragons.den)
364. of every month
Submitted: DragonLord(@cozy.dragons.den)
365. 365 days a year.
Submitted: DragonLord(@cozy.dragons.den)
366. And when its REALLY good it rocks THE world. (Now you know where
earthquacks and tidal waves come from.)
Submitted: Dragonlady(@cozy.dragons.den)
367. And when its REALLY good it rocks THE world. (Now you know where
earthquakes and tidal waves come from.)
Submitted: Dragonlady(@cozy.dragons.den)
368. When it's that good, the stress on the earth is such that volcanos on
the other side of the planet drop magma on people
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
369. Girlfriend, they dont call me old faithful becuase I turn my homework
on time. ;)
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
370. Is like Doritos, you cant have just one.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
371. ... everybody wants it
Submitted: the FALCON
372. ... keeps the animal kingdom from dying
Submitted: the FALCON
373. ... whole sections (sexions) of movie-rental stores are devoted to
this subject
Submitted: the FALCON
374. ... the good commercials incorporate it
Submitted: the FALCON
375. ... is a three letter word
Submitted: the FALCON
376. ... begins with the letter 's'
Submitted: the FALCON
377. Ends with the letter 'x'
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
378. When said phonetically backwards, translates roughly to Kes.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
379. Has a vowel in the middle.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
380. Is a monosyllabic word
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
381. #378. roughly yes, but more accurately it's 'skess'
Submitted: the FALCON
382. #379. that it does, 'n' two consonants on either side, as well
Submitted: the FALCON
383. has a myriad of definitions and can be used as many parts of speech:
description of gender (noun)
Submitted: the FALCON
384. ... the act of intercourse (noun)
Submitted: the FALCON
385. ... add a 'y' for sexy 'n' it's an adjective
Submitted: the FALCON
386. #381 Details details...
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
387. Sex is also a verb, as in "To determine the gender of an animal"
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
388. #370, Shouldn't that be Lays?
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
389. #388 Hmmm...you're right. Doritos' slogan is "get your own" which
would also be applicable towards sex.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
390. #389: Don't forget Pringles' warning to all you virgins: "Once you
pop, you can't stop!"
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
391. Got Sex?
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
392. Sex. It's what's for dinner.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
393. Sex. The OTHER white meat.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
394. Got Sex?
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
395. Sex. It's what's for dinner.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
396. Sex. The OTHER white meat.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
397. Sex is it.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
398. Sex. The choice of the new generation
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
399. Got Sex?
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
400. Sex. It's what's for dinner.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
401. Sex. The OTHER white meat.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
402. Sex is it.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
403. Sex. The choice of the new generation
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
404. Got Sex?
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
405. Sex. It's what's for dinner.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
406. Sex. The OTHER white meat.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
407. Sex is it.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
408. Sex. The choice of the new generation
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
409. Got Sex?
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
410. Sex. It's what's for dinner.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
411. Sex. The OTHER white meat.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
412. Sex is it.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
413. Sex. The choice of the new generation
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
414. Got Sex?
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
415. Sex. It's what's for dinner.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
416. Sex. The OTHER white meat.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
417. Sex is it.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
418. Sex. The choice of the new generation
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
419. oops. Sorry about the multiple postings. The sex was so great i had to
do it 6 times.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
420. This aint no top-n list, this here's top-n lust.
Submitted:
AlBoCarlDanEdFranGaryHenryIkeJoKileLenMoNelsonOtis(PatRonSalTedUrkelVinceWallyXavierYolandaZeke)
421. #391,394,399, etc: You forgot their old slogan: Sex -- it does a body
good.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
422. ...makes the world go 'round
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
423. ...makes the heart grow fonder
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
424. ...flies like an arrow
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
425. ...is the root of all evil
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
426. ...in the hand is worth two in the bush??? (what the hell was I
thinking?)
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
427. Don't mess with Sex!
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
428. ...melts in your mouth, not in your hands
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
429. ...the choice of a new generation
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
430. ...the quicker picker-upper
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
431. Tastes Great! Less Filliing! Wait, it's more filliing...nevermind.
Submitted: Dragonlord(@dragons.den)
432. rhymes with necks.
Submitted: Dragonlord(@dragons.den)
433. Isn't worth a damn unless it lasts for more than 2 or three hours.
Submitted: Dragonlord(@dragons.den)
434. Should rarely, if ever, involve rabid monkeys.
Submitted: Dragonlord(@dragons.den)
435. The best birthday present you can give!
Submitted: Dragonlady(@cozy.dragons.den)
436. The best birthday present you can get!!!
Submitted: DragonLord(@cozy.dragons.den)
437. re #243 Well, I might as well recant the first portion of that
confession and reaffirm the second.
Submitted: DragonLord(@cozy.dragons.den)
438. #255, Scratch that statement...
Submitted: Dragonlady(@cozy.dragons.den)
439. ...Takes longer than you'd think!
Submitted: DragonLord & DragonLady(@cozy.dragons.den Somewhere in
Michigan)
440. Is really fun in the shower...even after all the hot water is used up.
Submitted: DragonLord & DragonLady(@cozy.dragons.den Somewhere in
Michigan)
441. Oct 12, 9:43 am. Hmmm. Interesting. Further observation of the bizarre
human courtship rituals show them to be a rather short thinking race.
Rather than assume the traditional position that nature has dictated
as the best for this activity (the almighty monkey-hump) these humans
seem to assume a number of positions which actually impair
procreation. Many were observed engaging in oral sexual activities, a
truly wastefu activity if ever there was one. Judging from these
examples, it is no suprise to me that humans rarely have more than
fourteen or fifteen ofspring, their race will surely die out as a
result. When questioned as to why they did this the humans could only
reply "Why not" ( although many were unable to speak at the present
time:=(: I must make a note of this in my log.
Submitted: THE SACRED MONKEY OF Hhub-oy yabub (SACRED
MONKEYLAND@HOTMAIL.COM)
442. Oct 12, 9:45 am. Have decided that the best way to observe human
mating rituals is to take place in them. What follows is purely in the
intrests of science.
Submitted: THE SACRED MONKEY OF Hhub-oy yabub (SACRED
MONKEYLAND@HOTMAIL.COM)
443. Hey, anyone want to ride the sacred-monkey chariot of love? I'm cuddly
and furry!
Submitted: THE SACRED MONKEY OF Hhub-oy yabub (SACRED
MONKEYLAND@HOTMAIL.COM)
444. Whoa. #441, is that what i think it is? :=(:
Submitted: d\monix
445. #441 It may be wasteful, but it sure is a lot of fun!
Submitted: DragonLord & DragonLady(@horny.dragons.den Somewhere in
Michigan)
446. Tires one out after about three days.
Submitted: DragonLord & DragonLady(@horny.dragons.den Somewhere in
Michigan)
447. #446 Maybe *you* were tired...
Submitted: DragonLady(Dragon.dominatrix.com)
448. Ok, I'll admit that you wore me out. But give me some credit, it took
you three days to do it!
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragonlayd's,den)
449. I propose that DragonLady's new nickname be "DragonLady the
Insatiable"
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragonlayd's,den)
450. #390 How right you are!
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
451. #419 Yikes! I must be psychic or something.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
452. #451, You have now entered the Twilight Zone...
Submitted: Dragonlady(@lonely.dragon.dominatrix)
453. #159 And the answer is...Yes!
Submitted: DragonLord(@lonely.dragons.den)
454. #452 The Twilight Zone? Is that what you call it? ;)
Submitted: DragonLord(@lonely.dragons.den)
455. Louise and Matt, sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love,
then comes marriage. Then comes Louise with the divorce papers in
which she gets everything, leaving him broke, alone, destitute and
living in a van down by the river.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
456. life would be fine if we would 69
Submitted: and i quote(monty python)
457. #456 Life is fine.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
458. Is like a box of chocolates. When you're done, you're all sticky.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
459. the first letter in the word 'sex' is the 's'
Submitted: the FALCON
460. ... (ess) a letter of the english language. the twentyforth, in fact
Submitted: the FALCON
461. ... the s can be found leading other words such as 'silly',
'sombrero', and 'scimitar'
Submitted: the FALCON
462. ... the second letter of our favorite word is 'e'
Submitted: the FALCON
463. ... (eee) also a letter of the english language (the fifth)
Submitted: the FALCON
464. ...the 'e' can be found as the second letter in other words
Submitted: the FALCON
465. ... such as 'jem', 'bell', and 'teet'
Submitted: the FALCON
466. ... after the 'e' comes the letter 'x'
Submitted: the FALCON
467. ... (ecks) again, a member of the english language taking it's place
as the twentyfourth letter
Submitted: the FALCON
468. ... you may remember the letter 'x' from such words as 'three',
'liver', and 'yellow'
Submitted: the FALCON
469. ... although i doubt it, since it's in none of those words
Submitted: the FALCON
470. ... it, however, would very much like to be the first symbol to be
both a letter and an integer at the same time
Submitted: the FALCON
471. #460. um... it's the 18th letter. sorry, sorry. i jus' get carried
away... sorry!!
Submitted: the FALCON
472. i am, in fact, thinkin' of sex right now
Submitted: the FALCON
473. ... ahhh, sex
Submitted: the FALCON
474. you're never there when i need you (so far)
Submitted: the FALCON
475. ... (sigh)
Submitted: the FALCON
476. #457. so... ya wanna right now? i'm free
Submitted: the FALCON
477. ... that is, if you're not busy with some... human... from somewhere
in portland, oregon
Submitted: the FALCON
478. #82. um... ya never answered my question: are ya hot?
Submitted: the FALCON
479. #192. i'm gonna ride you to the moon!! (if you're still here in top-n
land)
Submitted: the FALCON
480. #214. so... are YOU hot? or cute or... or somethin'?
Submitted: the FALCON
481. #476 I would, but I'm busy writing a paper at the moment. So...does
this mean that you're recanting your statement in #61?
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
482. Of course, we're at a disadvantage here, I've seen your picture, but
you haven't seen mine. I know that *you're* cute, but you dont know if
I am.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
483. #477 Who the hell are you talking about? ReedLady? I'm sorry to inform
you that she was LSD Party to My Jinxster. Ok, you wouldn't get that.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
484. I made her up, she doesn't exist. She was just there to flirt with
you, because you felt uncomfortable with flirting with me openly.,
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
485. Apparently you've overcome that hangup. It's good to see people
loosening up.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
486. #479 So I guess that means that you're going to ride *me* to the moon?
I dont know how I'd feel about that, there isn't that much air there.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
487. Or are you saying that you're going to ride my moon? Ugh, that's
disgusting. You're a weirdo.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
488. Unfortunately I wont be in Michigan again for some time, but I will
most likely be returning in mid to late February. I guess we'll see if
you're still in a lunar astronaught mood then.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
489. #461 Scimitar? Does that mean that it's curved?
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
490. #465 teet? Are you saying that you're a hermaphrodite? hmmmm...sounds
kinda kinky to me.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
491. Have you ever done something silly then wondered what the hell you had
just done and why?
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
492. Yes, often. It's a rather odd experience.
Submitted: A Spotted Gecko Named Laura(Why do you want to know?)
493. I think it has to do with my mother. Ah, the contemplations boredom
brings one to.
Submitted: Dr. Gonads
494. Much of life is spent in the pursuit of non boredom. Terwilliger got
bored of watching the wall and invented the Game Boy
Submitted: Anti-ReedMan
495. I thought it was Moeringer, the kitchen cabinet and the television?
Submitted: Tamarind Tonkatsu Diablo
496. What was Moeringer doing in the kitchen cabinet? Was there a leak?
Submitted: Samuel KirkWood(Spoiled.upper.class.com)
497. No, he was installing the television
Submitted: White Stallion
498. One would think that a CD player/waffle iron would have been more at
home next to the golden grahams behind the stove.
Submitted: The Phoenix
499. Oh. Well then it all makes sense now.
Submitted: Sandy
500. But what about the game boy? Is it or is it not the spawn of Thor?
Submitted: AngryReedMale of the CWN
501. And does it even matter where the television is?
Submitted: ReedLady(No.)
502. The TV is where it has always been, in the alcove off the linen
closet. Under the napkins of course.
Submitted: The Eternal Impostor(No one can know)
503. But...why? Why the napkins? Does the significance of the napkins have
any meaning to the overall angst of life?
Submitted: DragonPrince
504. GENERIC REPLY
Submitted: GENERIC TOP-N USER
505. Such a fate for a telly, I've not seen the like in many a year.
Submitted: The Ninth Incarnation of Dr. Who(in.my.TARDIS.com)
506. Well! I've apparently completely lost my mind. I'm *so* glad fall
break is next week.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
507. #481. um... ya know what? i thought that other entry was posted by
dragon*lady*. sorry 'bout the mixup.
Submitted: the FALCON(i feel sheepish at the moment, not FALCONish)
508. #482. um... thanks... i think
Submitted: the FALCON
509. #471: Actually, it's the 19th.
Submitted: TiGar
510.
Submitted: TiGar
511. Hey guys! I got entry #511 on the SEX list. I wonder what *that*
means?!?!
Submitted: TiGar
512. #507 Suuure ya did, you just cant admit that I outflirted you. Silly
boy.
Submitted: Dragonrod(@dragons.den)
513. #508 Would you feel better if I said that you were butt ugly?
Submitted: Dragonrod(@dragons.den)
514. #510 Very nicely put. Very succinct.
Submitted: Dragonrod(@dragons.den)
515. #511 I dont know, but if you come over here wearing that sexy black
teddy of yours, we can find out!
Submitted: Dragonrod(@dragons.den)
516. Does anyone else feel like they're crowded and bewildered in a room
full of approximately two people?
Submitted: Confused as hell(FALCON' with my mind)
517. Not really, although bewildered is quite a common character state for
me.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.dne)
518. And I quote (from Vampire In Brooklyn) "Yeah, you beastfucked 'er. You
da one. You did it, you're the one that beastfucked her."
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.dne)
519. Do you ever feel like you're in a grade B movie remake of your own
life?
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.dne)
520. FALCON! Quit hitting on my boyfriend! Do I have to come over there and
spank you?!
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
521. Yeah! Quit flirting with me! Um...can *I* have the spanking instead?
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
522. #520. um... sure.
Submitted: the FALCON
523. ... and then the oral sex
Submitted: and i quote(monty python)
524. ya out there sailor earth? i'm reeeaaaady...
Submitted: the FALCON(i'm wearin' nothin' but a BIG smile)
525. ... 'n' no, reedman, that's NOT 'reedy'
Submitted: the FALCON
526. #514: I was merely summing up my sexual experiences thus far...
Submitted: TiGar
527. #513. i dunno, i'm jus' not used ta *guys* sayin' i'm cute
Submitted: the FALCON
528. #524: reeeaaaady... for the point of my sword? Where I'm from, such a
comment would be your ticket to a duel...
Submitted: Tuxedo en Colere(@romantic.hero.com)
529. ...which would end when your "BIG smile" stretches from one side of
your throat to the other.
Submitted: Tuxedo en Colere(@romantic.hero.com)
530. ...Make no mistake, sir; I respect you, as your interest in Sailor
Earth proves your fine taste. Nevertheless, I don't see the least
amount of justice done her by "I'm ready."
Submitted: Tuxedo en Colere(@romantic.hero.com)
531. But I dare not speak for you, Sailor Earth! Forgive me my passion and
presumptuousness. I seem to have lost my mind, as well, when I lost my
heart to you.
Submitted: Tuxedo en Colere(@romantic.hero.com)
532. #528-531: What da fuck? this list is about SEX!! If we wanted romance,
the list would have said so. Now let the girl get it on in (cyber)
peace.
Submitted: Bytch(I'm.reeeaaady.Dingo ;))
533. M
Submitted: Johnny Burnout(Smokin@abig'ol.cone)
534. & as oft-n as I kan get it.
Submitted: Johnny Burnout(Smokin@abig'ol.cone)
535. Which aint that oft-n nemore. Mozd of da fl-i girlz zeem not 2 like
maryjane b-nig mi only luv. But I kan't cheat on m' sweet mary kan I?
Submitted: Johnny Burnout(Smokin@abig'ol.cone)
536. #480: Oh yes. Absolutely. Most definitely. But first, a word from my
lawyers...
Submitted: Jinxster
537. *DISCLAIMER* All statements made by Jinxster on this list are
cyber-flirting only and should not be taken as a sign of any romantic
interest or desire to form any sort of long-term relationship, cyber
or otherwise. Right, back to the flirting. Where was I? Oh yes,
flirting with FALCON.
Submitted: Jinxster
538. Am I hot? Am I cute? Is angrywhitemale a moron? You bet, sweetheart!
(Lascivious grin)
Submitted: Jinxster
539. #532: I can't help it... I'm a _romantic_ hero! You think it's easy
being a romantic hero?! Yes, I lust after Sailor Earth, as she would
find out if she agrees to sail with me to Europe...
Submitted: Tuxedo Laid Open(@romantic.hero.com)
540. ...but until then, I can't just go around dropping sexual one-liners!
It's not romantic!!
Submitted: Tuxedo Laid Open(@romantic.hero.com)
541. ...In short, I serenade Sailor, not solicit her. My tongue shall sing
my sweet Sailor's excellence, and save the sexual for the actual
(cruisewise contextual).
Submitted: Tuxedo Laid Open(@Sailor's.service)
542. Damn, I really have lost my mind. I hope you're happy, Sailor Earth;
you've driven me mad with desire (which may have happened to the
FALCON, as well).
Submitted: Tuxedo Laid Open(@romantic.etc.etc)
543. #532: A woman after my own heart. There is a time and a place for
romance, and there is a time and place for mutual satisfaction of
primal hedonistic urges. The place and the time for the latter is here
and now.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(trythis@myplaceoryours?)
544. Jefferson (a nickname given him by Ben Franklin, the story behind
"Sex" Jefferson's unusual moniker is sadly lost to antiquity)
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
545. Hey! The SEX list is at 69K!!!!!! I noticed it first! What do I win?
Submitted: DragonLord at Home(In the pubic, er, public library)
546. Sex. Marvelous really. I simply *must* get more of it.
Submitted: DragonLord at Home(In the pubic, er, public library)
547. #'s 536 & 538. ... excellent.
Submitted: the FALCON
548.
Submitted: the FALCON
549. #536, 538 Hey! What's the matter, am I not good enough for you? Is
that it? I see your little game!
Submitted: ReedMan(In the Public Library)
550. Maybe, um, if I, like talked more like, um, FALCON, you'd, like, go
for me?
Submitted: ReedMan(In the Public Library)
551. or, like, not use capitals except,um, when introducing myself (i.e. I
AM THE REEDMAN!!!) um...is that what turns you on?
Submitted: ReedMan(In the Public Library)
552. #527 You twit! I can say that you're cute and not have any sexual
overtones in that! All I'm saying is, you, and your brothers for that
matter, are good looking.
Submitted: ReedMan(In the Public Library)
553. But that doesn't mean that I'm about to fly out to Michigan and try
and have sex with you....I've got Dragonlady for that.
Submitted: ReedMan(In the Public Library)
554. #549 - #551: You are both equally cute in your own special ways.
However, too much flirting with you, and I'd get whipped by
Dragonlady. Although that may not necessarily be a bad thing.
Submitted: Jinxster
555. #552: I'll say... Although I don't think Kalhoun's exactly my type.
He'd want too much emotional commitment and stuff. Diablo and FALCON,
on the other hand, would be just right for a one night stand.
Preferably involving both of them.
Submitted: Jinxster
556. #555: Sorry, but I already hold the patent on that idea!
Submitted: TiGar
557. #553 Meaning, if I were to fly out to Michigan, it would be for
DragonLady. NOT that I would have DragonLady to have sex with you.
Sorry for any confusion.
Submitted: ReedMan at Home(In the public library)
558. #554 Oh, what a copout! Why do you think I have TWO aliases, hmmm?
DragonLord is for DragonLady and Reedman, is for anyone! Even you!
Besides, when have you ever feared a whipping?
Submitted: ReedMan at Home(In the public library)
559. #555 Yup, dim the lights a little bit, some inebriation and presto!
You cant tell them apart! And youthful exhuberance can take one long
ways...
Submitted: ReedMan at Home(In the public library)
560. GOD I'M HORNY!!!!
Submitted: ReedMan at Home(In the public library)
561. #560 shouldn't that be on the Questions we'd like to ask God list?
Submitted: Confused as Hell
562. #135. Actually, the italians are known for their canoli making skills,
not lovemaking. In that department, the russians will always prevail.
Submitted: l0de(l0de@hotmail.com)
563. Oh and in keeping with the original intention of this list, M, 72.
Although anybody using the word sex in a top-n list deserves what they
get.
Submitted: l0de(l0de@hotmail.com)
564. #556: We could have a roster. You have them Tuesday, Thursday
Saturday, I have them Monday, Wednesday, Friday. They could have
Sunday to recover. (They'll NEED Sunday to recover!)
Submitted: Jinxster
565. #558: Well, when you put it like that... Come here and be ravished.
Submitted: Jinxster
566. #560: This differs from normality how?
Submitted: Jinxster
567. Someone give the guy a blowjob or something...
Submitted: Jinxster
568. #564: That sounds fair, but can I have Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
instead? I don't want to miss orgy night on Tuesdays at Rat and
Kalhoun's...
Submitted: TiGar
569. Hey, I got 569! I interpret this to mean 69 with 5 other people. Any
takers?
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(trythis@myplacethissaturdaynight)
570. #569-Hey, I'm up for it.
Submitted: Nosferatu(browns2@ursuline.pvt.k12.ny.us)
571. #570: Engage in oral sex with a vampire?!? No offense, but I don't
want to end up like one of Dragonlady's slugs. Um, anyone else?
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
572. #561 No, that was a declaration of a state of being, not a question.
Any other questions?
Submitted: ReedMan at Home(This is more like it!)
573. #562 Not exactly, Italian woman are known for their cooking skills,
Italian men are known for their skill and/or size. Not that I would
know of course.
Submitted: ReedMan at Home(This is more like it!)
574. Russians in general are not known for sexuality, except for Russian
women in James Bond movies.
Submitted: ReedMan at Home(This is more like it!)
575. #135 Scots are NOT commonly known for their lovemaking skills...they
are known for haggis and bickering amongst each other
Submitted: ReedMan at Home(This is more like it!)
576. #563 You're 73? Goodness...we have a dirty old man in our midst...as
opposed to a bunch of dirty young men.
Submitted: ReedMan at Home(This is more like it!)
577. #565 Tsk. Tsk..my little wildflower, you've had enough of pleasuring
others...let me pleasure *you* in ways you've only dreamed of.
Submitted: ReedMan at Home(This is more like it!)
578. I'd wear my tight black suit, but only DragonLady can have that, so I
guess I'll just show up wearing a leather speedo.
Submitted: ReedMan at Home(This is more like it!)
579. #566 Even more so than usual!
Submitted: ReedMan at Home(This is more like it!)
580. #567 Hey, only 3 weeks until DragonLady visits oregon...I think I'll
be able to wait that long.
Submitted: ReedMan at Home(This is more like it!)
581. #571 Hey, dont knock it until you've tried it! This is one happy slug
here!
Submitted: ReedMan at Home(This is more like it!)
582. #567, I'll see what I can do...
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
583. #578, Leather speedo? Hmmm...I'm feeling greedy here. I think I want
Dragonlord and Reedman!
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
584. #571, WHAT?! You've been blown by a vampire? *sob* Alright! Who was
it?! I'm going to yank those fangs out...
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
585. Hey, where's my Hamlet? You out there? By the way, what's "taint
tickling?" We don't have that back in Elsinore!
Submitted: Ophelia(just.got.here!)
586. #581 Pardon me again, I meant to say that *DragonLord* is Dragonlady's
happy slug (Snail, whatever). ReedMan is *Jinxster's* happy slug.
Sorry for any confusion again.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
587. #584 Hey, chill out...It's only Dingo Floyd, what use is he anyway? He
couldn't be any more worthless as a member of the living dead...unless
its only his penis that was transformed...
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
588. Next week on Geraldo...THE PENIS THAT WOULDN"T DIE!
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
589. #583 DragonLord is all yours, pumpkin. You're going to have to fight
Jinxster for ReedMan. He's already in her clutches as we speak.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
590. Oh God, not more contenders. OK... so, I'm having FALCON and Diablo on
Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, so that leaves Monday, Wednesday, Friday
free for ReedMan. Dragonlady can have DragonLord whenever she feels
like it, and ReedMan Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday while I'm busy
with those beautiful Bulgrien boys. Is everybody happy now?
Submitted: Jinxster
591. #569: I'm up for it, will Sundays do?
Submitted: Jinxster
592. #577 - #578: : ) !!
Submitted: Jinxster
593. #587: One question: what the fuck are you talking about? I'm not a
vampire, I did not blow you, nor do I intend to, thank you very much.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
594. #587: And my penis is alive and well and living in Omaha, for your
information.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
595. #591: Frankly, I'll take it any day I can get it.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
596. #585: Hither, my sweet. Hey, you're from Elsinore? They sure make some
good brew there, eh? Ya know, if ya get a beer bottle that's got a
live mouse in it they give you a free beer.
Submitted: Hamlet(black.cloak@denmark.edu)
597. #596: Sorry about that, dearest Ophelia. I was interrupted by some
ruffian named Doug of the Mackenzie clan.
Submitted: Hamlet(black.cloak@denmark.edu)
598. #585: As for taint tickling... there are stranger things than are
dreamt of in your philosophy... which is to say, I don't have a clue.
Maybe we can find out the meaning... together.
Submitted: Hamlet(black.cloak@denmark.edu)
599. #593 I was referring to 584. and as for #594, I sincerely hope that
the rest of you is living in Omaha as well.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
600. #592 Yeah, that's right baby. On those days when you're tired of your
threesome with the Bulgrien Boys, just relax and let ReedMan take care
of you...
Submitted: ReedMaN(Somewhere in Jinxster's Boudior)
601. Because, you see, DragonLord and I have a certain way with women, I
find out what a woman likes, and then I do that. A lot.
Submitted: ReedMaN(Somewhere in Jinxster's Boudior)
602. Jinxster, my lady, I'll come and ravish *you*, I'll lick you all over
and find those hot spots you never knew you had. And if you ever faint
from the pleasure, I can always give mouth to mouth.
Submitted: ReedMaN(Somewhere in Jinxster's Boudior)
603. #599: Ah, I understand the confusion now. I assumed that #584 meant to
refer to #581, where you implied you had been blown by a vampire. In
which case, your reply of #587 seems to accuse me of being said
vampire. But you're right, #584 did refer to #571, so all I can say
is, no DragonLady, I've never been blown by a vampire, and thank you
for caring about my welfare.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
604. #599: And as for the second sentence, um, none of your business.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
605. #604 That's fine Dingo m'boy, I dont really want to hear about you and
your detachable penis named "Floyd"
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
606. #605: for the last time, my penis is neither detachable nor named
"Floyd". It is a permanent appendage and doesn't really have a
nickname, although my ex-girlfriend used to like to call it Boris. But
that's another story altogether.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
607. #605: That's another story.
Submitted: EVERYONE ON TOP-N
608. #607: Oops, we meant #606: That's another story.
Submitted: EVERYONE ON TOP-N
609. Hey! I got entry 609! Which is a 69 with a big O in the middle. Cool!
By the way, there are still 4 spots open for the orgy, if anyone else
wants to participate.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
610. #609 oooh, I think that an orgy with you would be absolutely
purrrrrfect
Submitted: Felina(catwoman@purrrrr.com)
611. #598-Good day to you! Yes, I'm quite interesting in finding out the
meaning of "taint tickling" with you...hell, I'll do anything with
you. ;) (Does the computer offer more seductive symbols than that?)
Oh, and as for Doug and the beer...I wouldn't know if they gave free
beer there, typically we drink herb wines after harp concerts and
hawking festivals.
Submitted: Ophelia
612. #611: Anything? Milady, the madness that has been upon me since my
mother married my uncle seems to be fading, only to be replaced with
the new madness of desire... oh, the possibilities... ;)
Submitted: Hamlet(black.cloak@denmark.edu)
613. #591 Well, you sexy thing, if you're going to be in this orgy, then I
suppose I have to be as well. Count me in Dingo!
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon)
614. ...is apparently what I'm not going to be having for quite some time.
Now I know what they mean by "being in the doghouse"... sigh.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
615. #614 Ah, dont worry about it, pal. Happens to all of us occasionally.
And hey, you still have Bytch...unless she dumps you for flirting with
a cat.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
616. #615: Gee, what are the odds of that?
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
617. #616 I see sarcasm there, but I dont know why. Why are you asking me
that question, Dingo?
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
618. #617: Aren't you a bookie?
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
619. #618 Uh....suurre. Ok, let me see. Odds are 2:1 that she'll be back
within a week. On those, it's 2:1 that she'll notice the flirtations,
3:1 that she'll be upset and only 10:1 that she'll break up. So your
odds are good there.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
620. However, if she comes back Today (odds 7:1) it's 2:3 that she *wont*
notice, 1:2 that she'll get upset and 1:3 that she kicks your doggie
ass.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
621. Greater than a week, (67:103) She probably wont notice (1:50), care
(1:222) or break up with you (1:3334).
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
622. Unless she never comes back (1:46) in which case, you're screwed.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
623. #622: Or not screwed, as the case may be. Le sigh.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
624. Sex: What will never occur between Just Me and I.
Submitted: Felina(Somewhere in Porltan,d ORegon)
625. Ok, here's MY interpretation of #2. I think that Mr. Tubb Person is
abbreviating It aint to taint. In which case, he's saying "Sex. It
aint tickleing." Which is obvious.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
626. #619-622: Hmm... do you think she'd be more annoyed at me for flirting
with a cat or for flirting with you while you were disguised as a cat
(you lying bastard)?
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
627. #625: Sirrah, I thought of that, but then I read an earlier list in
which Mr/Ms Tubb pondered, "Do cows have a taint?" which leads me to
think s/he is referring to an actual body part.
Submitted: Hamlet(black.cloak@denmark.edu)
628. #626 Ah, tsk tsk my friend. I never actually said "I'm not Felina"
Check the email again and you'll see that I carefully skirted the
issue with subtlety.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragonsd.en)
629. Now as for Bytch...if you didn't know that Felina was me, she wont
care (1:54) But if you DID know it was me, and still flirted with me
then she might care (4:5.2)
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragonsd.en)
630. And then there's the possibility that I'm Bytch and have been all
along...(1:69)
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragonsd.en)
631. So, I'm not a lying bastard...just an untruthful one.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragonsd.en)
632. M. Just in case anyone's forgotten.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragonsd.en)
633. #627 Ah. We are of course, assuming here that Tubb Person is rational
and coherent and thus referring to an actual body part, and not just
babbling.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
634. Taint....Remove the "a" and the "n" and you have "Tit" "a" and "n" are
the first two letters of "anus" Soo...he's referring to tickling the
tits and anus? Or some weird hybrid organ?
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
635. #69 Just WHY do you completely understand? Do you have "experience"
with VCRs, BMWs and PB&J?
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
636. #600 - #602: Sounding good... Can you make this Jinxster purr?
Incidentally, my neck's sensitive.
Submitted: Jinxster
637. #633: No one on this site is sane, rational and coherent. The Tubb
People are/is no doubt as deluded as the rest of us. Perhaps they
mistook this list for the Surreal list, who knows.
Submitted: Jinxster
638. #635: Not unless you count licking PB&J off my nkaed body in the back
of a BMW while being filmed then later watching the whole thing on a
VCR...
Submitted: Jinxster
639. #635. yeah, what she said in #638...
Submitted: the FALCON
640. #630. just how many aliases does Reedman have, anyway?
Submitted: the FALCON
641. ... are all these other people besides the michigan-N him!?!
Submitted: the FALCON
642. ... maybe even THEY'RE him too!! and i'm the only one that's NOT
Reedman here!!
Submitted: the FALCON
643. ... MAYBE I'M REEDMAN, TOO!! AAAAAAUUUUUUUURRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!
Submitted: the FALCON(AM I THE FALCON!?!?)
644. #590. tuesdays, thursdays 'n' saturdays... uh, ok!!
Submitted: the FALCON
645. Okay, taint-tickling is (sorta) cleared up. But what's a Bulgrien boy?
Is that, like, the male version of a Call Girl? Or what? (P.S. To
Hamlet...my dress is chafing me...wanna take it off?)
Submitted: Ophelia(whereit's@got.twoturntables.microphone)
646. #645. um... i'm a bulgrien boy. so's Kalhoun 'n' Rumplestiltskin. it's
our last name.
Submitted: the FALCON
647. #645. not that you'd know. i understand. but most people here, as far
as i can tell, e-mail Kalhoun, so they'd know
Submitted: the FALCON
648. #646 Rumplestiltskin eh? I'm going to have difficulty in resisting the
urge to call him Rumpledforeskin.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
649. #645 It is their last name...but it also seems to serve as
nomenclature for a male call girl at times..
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
650. #640 Dont worry, at the moment I'm only ReedMan, DragonLord, GENERIC
TOP-N USER and occasionally DragonPrince.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
651. You aren't me, FALCON, merely a figment of my imagination. If I stop
dreaming, you all will dissappear.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
652. #636 Oo..you naughty little thing you. Your neck is sensitive you say?
Well then, let me stimulate it...I'll do more than make you
purr...I'll make you scream and moan...
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
653. #638 mmmmm...That sounds divine, but I think I'd rather forgoe the
PB&J and just lap the honey from your delectable honeypot.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon)
654. #624. never say 'never'
Submitted: the FALCON
655. #632. thanx, i had forgotten that (#476)
Submitted: the FALCON
656. Bulgrien...damn, it sounds like a wasting disease! Maybe there's
something else you could clear up. Why are there so many Bulgriens?
And how do you pronounce that? Like, BULL-green, BUL-gree-in,
BOWL-green, BOWL-grin...?
Submitted: Ophelia
657. #656. it's bull-green. how the CRAP didya get 'bowl-grin' outta
that!?!?
Submitted: the FALCON
658. why are there so many of us? um... 'cause we go to the same college,
my dear
Submitted: the FALCON
659. #654 I think I can be pretty sure that that will never happen...even
If I wanted too, I dont think he'd be that into it.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in portland, ORegon)
660. #655 Ah. How conveeeeenient.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in portland, ORegon)
661. #658 Oh. I thought it was because ya had busy parents.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in portland, ORegon)
662. Sex: What is very likely to occur in two weeks.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
663. Not in a box with a fox
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
664. nor on a boat with a goat
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
665. Dum de dum....
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
666. Oh lookee here. I'm the supreme evil.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
667. #666. GET THEE BEHIND ME, DRAGONLORD!! (is there anyway ta make a
cross font?)
Submitted: the FALCON
668. #662, "Very likely"? I predict a 100% chance of sex in Portland,
Oregon from the 13th through the 16th.
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
669. On a little bed with a big dragon...
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
670. --So, if DragonLord is the supreme evil, this makes me???
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
671. #667, FALCON!!!! You ruined my timing (on #669)!!!!!!!!! When I get my
hands on you...
Submitted: Dragonlady(@vengeful.dragon.dominatrix.com)
672. #666: Well, DUH. Tell us something we don't know.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
673. #643. I didn't need to hear that. So ReedMan was the one arguing with
4 or 5 versions of himself, all named FALCON?
Submitted: Confused as Hell(FALCON' with my mind)
674. #667. "+"
Submitted: +
675. #669-670 You get to have 69 with supreme evil!
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
676. #671 Dont worry baby, we'll get the timing right later...
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
677. #672 Ok. I have a cute butt. (Betcha didn't know that, Dingo!)
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
678. #673 Yes! Wait, no. umm....I'm not quite sure. Let me check!
Submitted: ReedMan (FALCON with your mind)
679. Hey, was I arguing with myself named FALCON?
Submitted: ReedMan (FALCON with your mind)
680. No!
Submitted: FALCON(with your mind)
681. Yes!
Submitted: FALCON(with your mind)
682. Waitaminute, is it YES or is it NO!
Submitted: FALCON(with your mind)
683. Both.
Submitted: FALCON(with your mind)
684. Neither!
Submitted: FALCON(with your mind)
685. #673 Does that answer your question?
Submitted: ReedMan(AM I THE FALCON?)
686. #673. uh... yeah!! that's it!!
Submitted: the FALCON
687. #'s 678 - 684. get back in the basement, ReedMan. *I* AM THE FALCON!!
Submitted: the FALCON
688. #'s 673, 678 - 684. look, he's an obvious imposter. he's usin' caps
(the bastard!!)
Submitted: the FALCON
689. #677: True, but neither did I want to.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
690. YIPPEEEEEEE!!!!
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
691. #690 Hmmmm, I wonder if the meaning of '690' is 69 with zero people...
Submitted: TiGar
692. ...Or if it's 69 ten times...
Submitted: TiGar
693. ...And which one is more likely to apply to Dingo Floyd?
Submitted: TiGar
694. #689 Hey, you said "Tell us something we dont know" NOT "Tell us
something we want to know"
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portlandl Oreogn)
695. #693: The latter. Any other answer means you ain't gettin' no help on
that Egyptian paper, babe.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
696. hmmmm...Is "Jeff" short for something else...like JEFFERSON?
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
697. Hey Sailor Earth! Sri "Goat" Radhu is a wildgoat! He needed a big rope
to be tied up last night. We sure needed you around to keep him in
line
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
698. #687-88 Never said I was!
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
699. Woo hoo!
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
700. 69 with 9 people?
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
701. #652-653 Purrrr...
Submitted: Jinxster
702. #700, How about 69 nine times with me?
Submitted: DragonLady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
703. #702. i know somethin' better. how about you quit doin' entries about
you 'n' DragonLord havin' sex all the time
Submitted: the GOFUR(@tack!!)
704. ... i mean, a little's kinda funny. even sometimes amusing
Submitted: the GOFUR(@tack!!)
705. ... but it's gotten so that's ALL your entries are about
Submitted: the GOFUR(@tack!!)
706. ... we get the idea, you 'n' DragonLord had sex. whoopdy dung
Submitted: the GOFUR(@tack!!)
707. #667 HAHAHHAHA!!! No!! I will get YOU, FALCON! I hope you like it in
HELL!!!!
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
708. #702 That sounds excellent!
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
709. #703-706 Oh shut up. We aren't doing this for YOUR benefit, we're
doing it for our own...we live on opposite sides of the country and we
cant see each other every day!
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
710. #701 Ah...you like that baby? Do you want some more of my lovin'...I
can go all night if you want.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Jinxster's Boudoir)
711. SO SHE CAN E-MAIL YOU IF SHE WANTS TA LET YA KNOW SHE WANTS YOUR
BODY!! I ONLY WANT SOME MORE CREATIVITY HERE ON TOP-N!!
Submitted: the GOFUR(@tack!!)
712. #711, We send each other an average of 30+ emails a day! We just want
to share our joy with the rest of the top-n communtity.
Submitted: DragonLady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
713. My darling GOFUR, this *is* the SEX list.
Submitted: DragonLady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
714. #713 Good point, this is the SEX list, what *else* are we going to
talk about? String Cheese and VolleyBall? I dont think so!
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
715. #711 And as for Creativity...I think our sex life is quite creative!
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
716. And besides, we've been here MUCH longer than you, we set the
standrds...you're in no position to demand anything. If you want
creativity, then *YOU* enter creative stuff and we'll enter our sex
stuff and everyone will be happy.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
717. 3's 713 - 716. sex stuff's fine on the sex list, i've got no problems
with that
Submitted: the GOFUR(@tack!!)
718. ... or some sex entries on other lists. that's great
Submitted: the GOFUR(@tack!!)
719. ... but that's ALL miss DragonLady's talkin' about
Submitted: the GOFUR(@tack!!)
720. ... what i'm tryin' ta say is i think miss DragonLady is quite a
creative young lady 'n' i miss her old, witty entries
Submitted: the GOFUR(@tack!!)
721. ... DragonLord's doin' fine. some sex, some not. cheers
Submitted: the GOFUR(@tack!!)
722. #707. probably not
Submitted: the FALCON
723. have you ever... ya know... slept... with a lady?
Submitted: and i quote
724. ... what's it like!?!?
Submitted: and i quote
725. #719, I DID do some non-sex entries on the "Topner's theme songs"
list!
Submitted: DragonLady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
726. #720, That's very kind of you, but when did I make "witty entries"? My
Top-n career was started with a giant flame war over the possession of
Rat. (But it would help, if I had some good list topics to work with.)
Submitted: DragonLady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
727. #722 Well Tough Titties! I'm going to take you there anyway! HA HA HA
HAHA!!!
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
728. #723 WRONG: "Have you ever, ya know...been...with a woman?
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
729. #724 It's like having sex. That's what it's like.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
730. #726 I'll give you a topic to work with!!
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
731. #730, Is this going to involve sex?
Submitted: DragonLady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
732. #728, Actually I think that was right...there are a couple of
different versions of the "Nudge-nudge" skit!
Submitted: DragonLady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
733. #731 Between us, what *doesn't* involve sex?
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
734. #733, Uhhh...Ummmm...Let me think...
Submitted: DragonLady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
735. #726. then maybe i'm more on your side than you are, 'cause i honestly
think you're quite funny
Submitted: the GOFUR(@tack!!)
736. ... but i could stand some good lists, too
Submitted: the GOFUR(@tack!!)
737. #732. thank you, but i can face the peril alone!!...
Submitted: and i quote
738. What I will most likely never get. I'm so pathetic.
Submitted: Marvin(@mars)
739. #738. although i suspect you're just ANOTHER ReedMan entity, go ta the
BEER list for some advice
Submitted: the GOFUR(@tack!!)
740. ... i said "tit", there. in "entity". totally. yeah
Submitted: the GOFUR(@tack!!)
741. 1-740 are all idiots!
Submitted: badboy
742. #739 I saw the advice and I think it might have helped...maybe Is my
email address assertive enough yet sir?
Submitted: Marvin (@mars...dammit!)
743. And no, I'm not a ReeDman alias....I wish I were though. At least then
I'd have a girlfriend. But I dont. I'm so path- NO! I promised I
wouldn't say that! I wont say it! Gah! I'm so stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Submitted: Marvin (@mars...dammit!)
744. #737 And what about the oral sex? Do you think you could "face" that
was well?
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
745. correction...I meant to say "Do you think you could "face" that as
well?
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
746. COME ON, YA PANSY!
Submitted: and i quote
747. Marvin, you remind rather a lot of this guy I know from Jonesville MI.
Going by the name of Just Me....
Submitted: Jinxster
748. #726: Now that I come to think about it, you're right! You haven't
typed one relevant, non-sex related entry since you got here!! Not
that any of us mind...
Submitted: Jinxster
749. #747 Ha! I wish I were Just Me! At least then I'd have....um...I'd
have....uh....Just what does he have anyway?
Submitted: Marvin(@mars...dammit!)
750. #749: Well, he's got personality (walk) personality (talk)
personality...
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
751. #749: He's got rhythm! He's got music! Who could ask for anything
more? (except perhaps a date once in his life)
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
752. #749: He's got the whole world in his hands! Wait, that's not the
whole world, that's his... eeeww.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
753. #749: Why, he's got more brains in his head than I have in my little
finger.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
754. #749: He's got a headache this big, and it has Excedrin written all
over it.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
755. #752 That, my dear Dingo Floyd, is precisely *why* he so desperately
needs a date.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
756. Ah, my sweet DragonLady, less than one week remains...next
weekend...you and I...we shall rewrite the Kama Sutra!
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
757. Hey everybody. I realize I'm just taking up valuable cyber-sex time,
but this is the place where everyone seems to end up....
Submitted: l0de
758. Well, what I'm trying to say is, check out the GIVE ME FEEDBACK! link
on the main page and tell me what you think.
Submitted: l0de
759. Hey 10de, take note of my email address and use it. I'd like to
discuss this further.
Submitted: ReedMan(rpearce@reed.edu)
760. AND NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED SEXUAL INNUENDO
Submitted: ReedMan(rpearce@reed.edu)
761. #756, You want to spend the weekend writing a book?
Submitted: DragonLady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
762. I'd rather just research the subject matter with you.
Submitted: DragonLady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
763. Thursday night.
Submitted: DragonLady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
764. Friday
Submitted: DragonLady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
765. Saturday
Submitted: DragonLady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
766. GENERIC WITTY ENTRY
Submitted: GENERIC TOP-N USER
767. Sunday morning.
Submitted: DragonLady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
768. Over and over again!
Submitted: DragonLady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
769. Do you suppose we could get a research grant from the government?
Submitted: DragonLady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
770. We'll spend time researching this among other things...
Submitted: DragonLady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
771. #762 That's what I meant, research the material of the Kama Sutra with
you.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
together...we'd be forced to do "research" over and over...
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
773. #770 Oops! Sorry DragonLady, I messed up your 769. To make it up to
you, I'll let you visit MY NEW WEBSITE at
http://members.tripod.com/~DragonLordR/index.html
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
774. Hey everyone. Sorry to break up the whole sex thing, but My top-n
utility page is up! Check this bad mutha out, and let me know what you
think.
Submitted: l0de(l0de@hotmail.com)
775. http://www.geocities.com/Pipeline/3170/index.html
Submitted: l0de(l0de@hotmail.com)
776. AND NOW BACK TO THE SEX
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
777. mmmmm...sex....
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
778. #776. yeah, you kids run along now 'n' talk about not-sex on other
lists
Submitted: the FALCON
779. ok, i get Jinx, 'cause she's HOT!!... 'n' pretty cool, too, i guess
Submitted: the FALCON
780. 'n' DragonLord can have DragonLady, not that they need my permission
or anything...
Submitted: the FALCON
781. 'n' TiGar... ha ha ha... GWA HA HA HA... AH HA HA HAHAHA!!
Submitted: the FALCON
782. #779 uh...no.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Jinxster's Boudoir)
783. 'n' Just Me...ha ha ha *collapses laughing*
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Jinxster's Boudoir)
784. #782: I'm not hot??? Or cool? Why you.... You shall have to be whipped
for your insolence! Get down on your knees and beg like the dog you
are!!
Submitted: Jinxster
785. #779: And after I have finished with whipping ReedMan into a pulp...
you're next! (Although I can always leave the whip at home if you
like)
Submitted: Jinxster
786. Let me ruffle those FALCONian feathers...
Submitted: Jinxster
787. #784 That's not what I meant! You are most definitely hot! Supremely
cool! The "no" was referring to his having you! Sorry if you
misunderstood...you can whip me anyway if you like...I know I like! ;)
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portladn, ORegon)
788. Oh alright then, sweetie pie, I gues I can forgive you. You still have
to be whipped though. Come here!
Submitted: Jinxster
789. *sounds of whip meeting flesh, cries, moans, etc*
Submitted: Jinxster
790. #789, Ahhh...Top-n sounds heard in DragonLord's room last night!
Submitted: DragonLady(Somewhere in Porltand Oregon)
791. SEX is just a hoax.
Submitted: TiGar
792. what, is sex your religion?
Submitted: the FALCON(the high priest of sex. amen)
793. #791 No it isn't.
Submitted: DragoNLord(@dragons.den)
794. #792 Hmmm...I dont think that the "High priest of Sex" is allowed to
be a virgin. So FALCON, either get some tail or get a replacement.
Submitted: DragoNLord(@dragons.den)
795. #794 Ooops! FALCON, I meant get a replacement Priest, not a
replacement for some tail. Sorry for any confusion, frustration or
hairy palms.
Submitted: DragonLord(@draogns.dfen)
796. it is unwise to attempt to de-throne the high magistrate of sexuality,
especially after he has allowed you to be blessed you so fully
Submitted: the FALCON(the high priest of sex. amen)
797. #786. um... ok. ... ... bring the whip
Submitted: the FALCON(the high priest of sex. amen)
798. #796: Worried about the non-virgin requirements? Aww. Come here and
let me sort out THAT particular problem for you.
Submitted: Jinxster
799. See, inexperienced young men need a guiding hand. A teacher. One who
will initiate them into the Mysteries of Sex and teach how to pleasure
a woman and treat her right. In ancient times, there would be
priestesses of Sex to fulfil this requirement. But in their absence, I
will deign to perform this function.
Submitted: Jinxster
800. Are you man enough to learn from me, FALCON?
Submitted: Jinxster
801. #797: OK, if you insist...
Submitted: Jinxster
802. *more sounds of groaning, moaning, chains rattling, whipping, etc.*
Submitted: Jinxster
803. #796 Oh? *You* have allowed *ME* to be blessed? I think not, mortal. I
should masticate your flesh and sinews for such impudence! Indeed, the
only reason I let you live is because my bloodlust (ok, just my lust)
is sated for the moment.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
804. Ah, but when Jinxster gets through with you, you will surely be
qualified to be the Lord Priest of Sex.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
805. #796 BTW, you said "full" *snicker*
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
806. #800. um... yeah
Submitted: the FALCON
807. #801. um... yeah, i do
Submitted: the FALCON
808. #804. i fail ta see the difference between bein' the lord priest of
sex now 'n' the lord priest of sex then
Submitted: the FALCON(the high priest of sex. amen)
809.
Submitted: the FALCON(#803 deserves no comment from the priest of sex)
810. The existance of this list is truly a testament to how depraved,
sordid and fallen modern society is.
Submitted: Pope John Paul II(Vatican@WordofGod.com)
811. #808: If you can't tell the difference between someone who hasn't had
sex and someone who has, you DEFINITELY are not qualified to be the
lord priest of sex.
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
812. #810: Hooray! That's just the effect we were going for!
Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home)
813. #811 I think he's saying that he cant tell the difference in himself.
In which case that might say something about the ability of Jinxster
to initiate young men.
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
814. #813: Because I haven't done him yet! Give me time, sheesh.
Submitted: Jinxster
815. #810 - Get back in the basement Johnny.
Submitted: knob(kneelin'@the.altar)
816. #814 No, I will not give you any time...I will however give you me.
Put on your seatbelt cuz it's going to be a wild ride!
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Jinxster's Boudoir)
817. Hey! With the demise of the songs list, the SEX list is now the oldest
list on current Top-n! A celebration is in order!
Submitted: ReedMan(Lord of Sex)
818. Actually ReedMan, there's some repeated lists out there, so
technically, the sex list isn't the oldest list here
Submitted: That's where you're wrong
819. Technical Shmechnical. It's the oldest CONTINUOUS list here. Now hold
still while I bash my knee into your face.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portladn, roegon)
820. something you all lack.
Submitted: who?(yousuck@sex.org)
821. a good reason not to be online, bye!
Submitted: who?(yousuck@sex.org)
822. Did somebody say celebration? Oh DragonLord...
Submitted: DragonLady(@dragon.dominatrix.com)
823. You called, my pet?
Submitted: DragonLord(@dragons.den)
824. I can take no more. This Ali has driven Dingo Floyd from the site.
Opperation lamer purge starts today. Regs can ask justme or reedman
what's up.
Submitted: Incognito.(dont try.)
825. #824 Hallelujah! It's about damn time.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Roegon)
826. AND NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED LIST
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Roegon)
827. #816 I take that back...Jinxster you may have FALCON. I grow tired of
competing for your love, your body, your sweet kisses.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Roegon)
828. FALCON is more worthy of your love, Jinxster. He is the Lord of the
skies, while I, I am merely a scruffy pseudo-rastafarian-unworthy to
even lick thy boots.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Roegon)
829. So, Jinxster...I shall flirt with thee no more. The FALCON is all
yours, initiate him into the way of manhood and torture him at your
leisure.
Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Roegon)
830. #'s 827 - 829. you're not ditchin' her on me that easily, ReedMan, i
don't want her
Submitted: the FALCON
831. ... she's never at home when i visit. i suspect she's had a REAL
boyfriend for some time now... i just can't live with that...
Submittted: the FALCON
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