Top-N Practical Jokes Imperial Officers Play on Darth Vader
(drumroll, please...)
1. While he's 'sleeping', attach a remote control unit to his cyborg
controls and play "I don't wannna work, I want to bang on me helmet
all day!"
Submitted: Tomcat
2. Put a big "Disintegrate me" sign on his cape.
Submitted: Tomcat
3. "Dart Vader"
Submitted: Tomcat
4. Put a whoopie cusion on the seat in his meditation chamber
Submitted: Wookie 1
5. Put on a hooded outfit and make prank transmissions to him pretending
to be the Emperor.
Submitted: Wookie 1
6. Make funny faces at him behind his back
Submitted: Wookie 1
7. Every birthday they get him an inhaler
Submitted: The Eternal(In the Astral Plane)
8. Switch around the wires on his suit while he's sleeping
Submitted: Wookie 1
9. Pretend to lose the ship their chasing when they really know it
attached itself to the Star Destroyer
Submitted: Wookie 1
10. Sneak up behind him and talk like Yoda - "Wanting to sleep with his
sister, your son is."
Submitted: Arrowhead
11. Get him really drunk, then put him on the overnight Greyhound bus to
Dagobah
Submitted: Arrowhead
12. Put duracel batteries in his lightsaber
Submitted: anonymous
13. Get him a shwartz ring
Submitted: anonymous
14. Order him a Borg collective I/O port
Submitted: anonymous
15. Take the batteries out of his lightsaber
Submitted: Just Me
16. Put a container of laughing gas in his breathing mask
Submitted: Just Me
17. They send a hate letter to me in his name. I bring the wrath down apon
him.
Submitted: Death Lord of Guzinaguelia
18. Whitewash his outfit.
Submitted: BigGulp
19. Accuse him of being Nur Mich.
Submitted: Not Me
20. Follow him around, breathing through a can.
Submitted: Flowerchild
21. Paint eyeballs on his mask.
Submitted: Flowerchild
22. Replace his lightsaber with a hunk of metal.
Submitted: Flowerchild
23. Put a sign on his back that says, "Kiss me."
Submitted: Flowerchild
24. Cut intricate patterns in his cape.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
25. Thermal detonators in his brownies.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
26. Disassemble his TIE fighter, then reassemble it in the middle of the
bridge.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
27. "Hey, guys! Let's see what itching powder does in his intake vents!"
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
28. Replace his electronic monitoring equipment with a 'Lite-Brite'.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
29. "Accidentally" step on his cape.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
30. "Mon Calamari Star Cruiser coming out of hyperspace at 274 mark 31 --
made ya look!"
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
31. The old exploding lightsaber gag gets him every time.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
32. Disconnect his TIE fighter's muffler.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
33. The electric hand buzzer is a little tricky -- but it can be done
without shorting his life support system out!
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
34. Refocus his lightsaber's lens so that the beam points at about a
38-degree angle.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
35. Write love letters to Admiral Piett signed in Vader's name.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
36. Load a screen saver into his helmet's visual system.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
37. While he's sleeping, Put him into carbon freeze
Submitted: The Prankster
38. Spray paint his helmet hot pink
Submitted: The Prankster
39. Membership into the hair club for men/cyborgs
Submitted: The Prankster
40. Set him up on a blind date with an android.
Submitted: Flowerchild
41. Get him a membership to a tanning salon.
Submitted: Flowerchild
42. "Sir, we have Admiral Akbar in the hold....April Fools!"
Submitted: Don Juan
43. One of the senior staff falls on the floor choking, "Ha, ha, you
thought it was the force that time, didn't you?"
Submitted: Don Juan
44. I've waited 15 years for this moment, I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR BUTT!
Submitted: Mot P(tbag@hotmall.com)
45. Replace the oxygen in his life-support with helium.
Submitted: Flowerchild
46. Replace his lightsaber with a flashlight.
Submitted: Flowerchild
47. #44, Exactly how is that supposed to be a practical joke? And do you
really think you'll survive more than two seconds if you say that to
Vader?
Submitted: Flowerchild
48. ...or if you try to *do* that to Vader?
Submitted: Flowerchild
49. I bet *I* could survive three or maybe even four seconds.
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
50. Yeah, well having a thick neck helps.
Submitted: Flowerchild
51. Jump out of hyperspace too close to a system you are invading.
Submitted: anonymous
52. Tell him the location of the "secret rebel base" is on a diserted
planet.
Submitted: anonymous
53. Replace his lightsaber with the Novelty Clown's model which, just at
the crucial moment before his duel with Obi Wan, bends in the middle
and flops over like a dead snake.
Submitted: Dangerman
54. Keep saying, "Don't turn your back on *me*, Mufasa!"
Submitted: The Lyin' King
55. Get him those Simba/Nala stuffed animals, the real cute ones with the
magnets in the noses, so they can "cat-kiss".
Submitted: The Lyin' King
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