Responses to "Hey! You have a barge on your head!"
* 1. OW!
davin -- ARFADNAWR!
* 2. oh..oh yeah! Well, well you have
a,..a.....uh.....you're dumb!
davin -- ARFADNAWR!
* 3. It's not a barge! It's a duck! Women can't resist
ducks!
davin -- ARFADNAWR!
* 4. Ah, good. I thought it was Linda Tripp.
davin -- ARFADNAWR!
* 5. Barge? You, you mean I have to work at Hardeez now?
davin -- ARFADNAWR!
* 6. My name éés, Béély Bargér!
Smély --
* 7. Hey, who's calling my submarine a barge?
Smely --
* 8. well, well... I HATE YOU!
Orion -- barging.in@bad.pun.com
* 9. I thought it was a bagel.
Orion -- barging.in@bad.pun.com
* 10. *camp voice* yeth, ithn it lovely - I'm getting ith
permthd tomowwo - Hey charles, how does ith look at the
back (ooh, I said back!)
Orion -- barging.in@bad.pun.com
* 11. I wonder if it has any vegemite on it?
Orion -- barging.in@bad.pun.com
* 12. Good lord! Then I must of left my hat at the docks
Orion -- barging.in@bad.pun.com
* 13. I hate touch typists
Orion -- filled.with.@nger.gov
* 14. #10. You must have gone to a really odd camp.
ChAoS --
* 15. "I'm sorry, I can't hear you. I have a barge on my
head."
Dingo Floyd -- docbrown@geocities.com
* 16. "Just don't tell Homer, okay?" (oops, that's reponses
to "Hey! You have Marge on your head!"
Dingo Floyd -- docbrown@geocities.com
* 17. This is nothing! You should see what my "significant
other" wears!
Smely --
* 18. It's MY barge! I can do what I want with it!
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* 19. #15: We have a winner!
Dangerman --
* 20. Yeah, well my dinghy's at the dry cleaners.
Dangerman --
* 21. What? You're talking coracles, man.
Dangerman --
* 22. U No Tell.... Me No Tell.
Smély --
* 23. You want your coal delivered or not?!
Smély --
* 24. "Madam, I may have a barge on my head, but you're
ugly, and in the morning, I'll be docked."
SychoSyd -- Ahoy
* 25. "Yes, I know. It doesn't clash with my outfit, does
it?"
SychoSyd -- Ahoy
* 26. Point in the opposite direction, say "Look!" and run
away when the other person turns around.
SychoSyd -- Ahoy
* 27. "Maybe I am, but I don't look as stupid as those
Green Bay Packers fans. I mean, come on, *cheese*!?"
SychoSyd -- Ahoy
* 28. I know, but I'd rather not wake him.
Smélium --
* 29. "I wont tell anyone if you wont."
ReedMqan -- Somewhere in Portlnad, ROegon
* 30. "Oh thank god! I thought it was a brain tumor!"
ReedMqan -- Somewhere in Portlnad, ROegon
* 31. "Yeah, I like having seamen on my head"
ReedMqan -- Somewhere in Portlnad, ROegon
* 32. Hey, your hypnotist is really GOOD!
Smélium --
Started by: davin ()
Started on: Sun Nov 22 00:07:11 1998
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