indications you need professional help
* 1. spend your days and lonely nights in front of a computer
calling yourself chaos
angrywhitemale -- white,rich and better than you.com
* 2. card carrying member of the naacp
angrywhitemale -- white,rich and better than you.com
* 3. trapped on a tiny island in the northern atlantic yearning
for a real man named angrywhitemale.
angrywhitemale -- white,rich and better than you.com
* 4. have more than one alias (i.e. reedman, dragonlord, aunt
spelling bee
angrywhitemale -- white,rich and better than you.com
* 5. wishing your were like your brother: angrywhitemale
angrywhitemale -- white,rich and better than you.com
* 6. You live in Ohio
Shazam! -- sittin'@the.funny.farm.com
* 7. You are so prejudiced, the KKK revokes your membership.
Shazam! -- sittin'@the.funny.farm.com
* 8. u kant spel end doughnt kare.
Shazam! -- sittin'@the.funny.farm.com
* 9. You actually think that monarchy is better that
representative republic.
Shazam! -- sittin'@the.funny.farm.com
* 10. You just can't write "color" without a "u"
Shazam! -- sittin'@the.funny.farm.com
* 11. You're a therapist specializing in "recovered" memories.
Janet Nero II --
* 12. You are performing an autopsy on yourself with tableware.
Janet Nero II --
* 13. Your therapist regressed you into believing you're a
chicken, and you need the eggs.
Janet Nero II --
* 14. You were refused a broom endorsement on your driver's
license.
Janet Nero II --
* 15. Your therapist is booking reservations on a comet, and
you are afraid of heights.
Janet Nero II --
* 16. #8 "Dont", dear.
Aunt Spelling Bea -- look@your.dictionary
* 17. #3: Yes, I suppose Iceland is pretty dull at this time of
year...
Jinxster --
* 18. #9: If that was aimed at me, rethink your line of attack.
I've been after a republic for years.
Jinxster --
* 19. You can't spell "grey" without the letter "a".
Jinxster --
* 20. The urge to carry a crucifix or consult a Bible.
Jinxster --
* 21. The urge to proofread other people's Top-X entries.
Jinxster --
* 22. Dislike of Fleetwood Mac.
Jinxster --
* 23. Not using capital letters.
Jinxster --
* 24. #20 You
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* 25. Your body temperature matches the environment, and you
prefer sitting in the sun on a rock.
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* 26. You consult chicken entrails when deciding what to wear
to the bathroom.
Dirty Dan --
* 27. Your body temperature matches the environment, and you
prefer sitting in the sun on a rock.
Dirty Dan --
* 28. You start a list titled "Top-X Cures for Homosexuality"
Puce Bruce -- pucebruce@spruce.goose.teehee.com
* 29. #20 Here we go again...not to turn this into a religious
board, but do you mean to tell me you don't have ANY
religious symbols/amulets/talismans? Aren't those kinds of
things essential to magick, if I remember correctly?
Heather Angel -- This is in no way a defense of
Christianity...I hate all religions.
* 30. #1 You spend your days and lonely nights in front of a
computer calling yourself angrywhitemale.
Heather Angel -- better than the white rich people.com
* 31. You spend your lonely days and nights listening thinking
about what life would be like if you were Trent Reznor.
Heather Angel -- better than the white rich people.com
* 32. #29: I've got a pentagram. That's about it for religious
symbols. Everything else is a working tool. As for consulting
the Word of God... I have these things called intuition and a
conscience, I don't need to.
Jinxster --
* 33. #32 I have a response to that. See "slogans of the 90's."
Heather Angel -- i'm not giving up on this yet, Jinxster.
* 34. All of your farkels are one color, and they are getting
lost.
SmElymouse --
* 35. #18: It's nice to know you're not *completely* ignorant.
Shazam! -- h@'s.off.2.u
* 36. The word "Farkel" appears in your every entry.
Jinxster -- http://members.tripod.com/~Jinxster/androgyne.htm
* 37. #36 You try to take the "androgyne" test, then find that
page 2 is missing at Tripod.
SmelYmousE --
* 38. #37: All sorted now. It works just fine. Promise! It was
just the HTML pixies playing a little joke.
Jinxster -- Bird or bloke? Find the answer at
http://members.tripod.com/~Jinxster/androgyne.htm
* 39. And if you believe that, you probably belong on this
list...
Jinxster -- Bird or bloke? Find the answer at
http://members.tripod.com/~Jinxster/androgyne.htm
* 40. YOur hot water heater is broken. Hey, that's really not
the kind of thing you want an amateur poking around in.
Dingo "nearly feminine but not quite" Floyd -- who believes
in those tests, anyway?
* 41. You've just been in a freak accident resulting in your
being impaled on your own left foot.
Dingo "nearly feminine but not quite" Floyd -- who believes
in those tests, anyway?
* 42. When you turn on your computer, all you see is a little
sad face and then a question mark superimposed on the image
of a blank hard disk.
Dingo "nearly feminine but not quite" Floyd -- who believes
in those tests, anyway?
* 43. Amateur seaweed gives you the runs (oops, that's
indications you need professional kelp)
Dingo "nearly feminine but not quite" Floyd -- who believes
in those tests, anyway?
Started by: angrywhitmale (richer,whiter,andbetterthanyou.com)
Started on: Tue Sep 22 13:37:46 1998
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