questions we'ed like to ask
* 1. Can I grow in your garden? Oops, that's a question weeds
like to ask.
ChAoS --
* 2. Where's the bathroom?
Tec42 -- lost@c
* 3. Who can turn the world on with her smile?
DoctorNurse in Tampa --
soleil.acomp.usf.edu/~cnurse/mary.htm
* 4. Who can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem
worthwhile?
DoctorNurse in Tampa --
soleil.acomp.usf.edu/~cnurse/mary.htm
* 5. Why aren't taxes tax-deductible?
The Showman -- bored@s.hell.com
* 6. Who coined the term "coined the term"?
The Showman -- bored@s.hell.com
* 7. What do you use to wash a bar of soap?
The Showman -- bored@s.hell.com
* 8. If inlaws are outlawed, will only outlaws be inlaws?
The Showman -- bored@s.hell.com
* 9. Why is "Blue Nun" *white* wine?
The Showman -- bored@s.hell.com
* 10. If the Pillsbury Doughboy eats a cookie, is it
cannibalism?
The Showman -- bored@s.hell.com
* 11. On a related note, does the Pillsbury Doughboy have
doughnuts?
Tec42 -- lost@c
* 12. How come no one's said "Jefferson" yet?
ReedMan -- Soewhere IN qporlad o Roegon
* 13. What's in SPAM?
ReedMan -- Soewhere IN qporlad o Roegon
* 14. Who put the Ram in the Rama Lama Ding Dong?
ReedMan -- Soewhere IN qporlad o Roegon
* 15. Allo 'allo allo! What's all this then?
Tec42 -- alwayswantedtosaythat@c
* 16. Are we there yet?
Tec42 -- alwayswantedtosaythat@c
* 17. Why's everybody always picking on me?
Jean Marie Moffatt -- jean@st-martys.rest.home
* 18. Why don't people like the heroin addict look?
Jean Marie Moffatt -- jean@st-martys.rest.home
* 19. Where can I get a cheap fix?
Jean Marie Moffatt -- jean@st-martys.rest.home
* 20. How come nobody likes me?
Jean Marie Moffatt -- jean@st-martys.rest.home
* 21. What's so hard to believe about me being just high on
life?
Jean Marie Moffatt -- jean@st-martys.rest.home
* 22. Dragonlady is sex, Jean Marie Moffatt is drugs, who is
rock and roll.
ChAoS --
* 23. #22: Me.
Dingo "Elvis Who?" Floyd -- docbrown@geocities.com
* 24. If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a
day and a half, how long will it take for a peg legged
monkey to kick all the seeds out of a watermelon?
Bozo the Clown -- bozodclown@ring.ling.bros.com
* 25. If Bobby has 15 moving targets in a confined fire line,
and only 24 rounds to fire from his .30-.06, define the
best firing pattern to eliminate only the females if the 15
targets are comprised of 28.9% men?
Bozo the Clown -- bozodclown@ring.ling.bros.com
* 26. If there really were an emergency, would you really
play the stupid beeping noise or just tell us?
Bozo the Clown -- bozodclown@ring.ling.bros.com
* 27. Why did kamakazi pilots wear helmets?
knob -- scratchin'@my.poor.old.head
* 28. #18: Actually, I have a friend who has a fetish for
guys who look like heroin addicts.
TiGar --
* 29. Who the hell is Jean Marie Moffatt?
ReedMan -- Somewhere in Portland, Oregon
* 30. how do they cram all that graham?
the FALCON --
* 31. #5(which, by the way, is pretty funny). why isn't texas
tax-deductable either?
the FALCON --
* 32. #13. spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
eggs, bacon, baked beans, and spam
the FALCON --
* 33. #31 What about Tec's Ass? Is that deductable?
ReedMan -- Somewhere in Portladn, Roegon
* 34. #33: Sorry, no one is allowed to make claims on my ass,
as a deduction, or anything else for that matter.
Tec42 -- lost@c
* 35. Why do I start seeing big pretty spots after I've been
inhaling smoke for too long?
FireMan Bill Jr. -- billybob@the.big.red.truck
* 36. When are the aliens gona come & colonise with us?
FireMan Bill Jr. -- billybob@the.big.red.truck
* 37. #21--We believe you sis, it's just that we also think
you're high on a lot of other things too.
FireMan Bill Jr. -- billybob@the.big.red.truck
* 38. Why do my cousins call me 'Billy Gump' all the time?
That's not very nice.
FireMan Bill Jr. -- billybob@the.big.red.truck
* 39. Why does my mother still fix my hair? I'm 33 years old
for gods sake!
FireMan Bill Jr. -- billybob@the.big.red.truck
* 40. Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving
each other crazy?
DoctorNurse in Tampa -- cnurse@soleil.acomp.usf.edu
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Started on: Tue Apr 14 21:25:38 1998
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