Lies that Top-Xers tell to themselves and others.
* 1. Who else on this site they're sleeping with
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* 2. That they're only temporarily living in their parents
basement.
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* 3. What that awful itching and burning was really caused by.
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* 4. That they're not really all just sub-algorithms in a
Brazilian military AI.
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* 5. That hanging out on Top-X counts can count as "playing well
with others" for their therapy.
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* 6. "Incest really is best!"
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* 7. Which one is the Dingo and which one is the Floyd.
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* 8. They can impress chicks with witty lines picked up here
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* 9. That someone here actually remembers what the in-jokes
refer to.
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* 10. That volume is down just because it's the summer season.
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* 11. That any day now the acting career with take off and they
can stop working at the TGIFridays.
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* 12. That the technical staff at work isn't really reading all
their email and passing it along to others for cheap
amusement.
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* 13. I'm good enough
Stuart Smalley -- rerun@snl
* 14. I'm smart enough
Stuart Smalley -- rerun@snl
* 15. Doggone it, people really do like me
Stuart Smalley -- rerun@snl
* 16. when people target you for bizzarre-ass comments and
lists, you should take it as a compliment.
Dingo Floyd -- I'm Dingo, he's Floyd
* 17. "I am NOT a whore!" -me
just another top-x slut --
* 18. #17- I have to tell myself that all the time.
Catwoman -- mmmmmmmrow!
* 19. Whoever wrote 1-12 is not a coward.
Dr. Gonads MD PhD STD -- You are the Ubermoron
* 20. Whoever wrote 1-12 is witty and intelligent
Dr. Gonads MD PhD STD -- You are the Ubermoron
* 21. Whoever wrote 1-12 was not dropped on their head as an
infant, only 8 short years ago.
Dr. Gonads MD PhD STD -- You are the Ubermoron
* 22. Whoever wrote 1-12 is not a MORON.
Dr. Gonads MD PhD STD -- You are the Ubermoron
* 23. Whoever wrote 1-12 does not find smalll furry animals
sexually attractive.
Dr. Gonads MD PhD STD -- You are the Ubermoron
* 24. "You know, even though I don't get any real compliments or
anything, I'm pretty sure I'm funny, right?"
l0de -- Pheeming@Frothing.com
* 25. "The two or three hours I spend posting here a day would
really be wasted on exercise or some other pointless thing"
l0de -- Pheeming@Frothing.com
* 26. "I'm not doing this just to feel that I can interact with
actual humans without them kicking me down the stairs."
l0de -- Pheeming@Frothing.com
* 27. "This l0de guy is really not annoying at all, I really
enjoy his fractured take on modern life"
l0de -- Pheeming@Frothing.com
* 28. "Posting under the influence of narcotic substances? Me?"
l0de -- Pheeming@Frothing.com
* 29. "I dont have senile dementia, really I dont"
ReedMan -- Somewhere inRoegon
* 30. GENERIC WITTY ENTRY
GENERIC TOP-X USER --
* 31. I eat Vegemite.
Mel Gibson --
* 32. I AM NOT INSANE!!!!!!
Alacorn --
* 33. stop lying to yourself and visit
http://members.tripod.com/~livelongandprosper/index.htm
visit and learn --
* 34. I AM NOT GAY!!!!
Timm --
Started by: I ain't telling ..... (Dodge@the.law)
Started on: Thu Jul 30 17:09:38 1998
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