How to make people you hate miserable:
* 1. Throw them out the airlock without a spacesuit.
Colonel FNORd --
* 2. Or, with a spacesuit with several small holes in it.
Colonel FNORd --
* 3. Drop them into the sun.
Colonel FNORd --
* 4. Put them in the matter/antimatter intermix chamber.
Colonel FNORd --
* 5. Quote their earlier statements.
Nyah, nyah, not this time --
* 6. Tell them how much their kids are like them.
Nyah, nyah, not this time --
* 7. Imitate them with exaggeration.
Nyah, nyah, not this time --
* 8. Use aliases in posts about them.
Nyah, nyah, not this time --
* 9. Rub Icy Hot In their undergarments.
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* 10. Replace their toothpaste with Preparation H
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* 11. Tie them to a chair infront of the computer, and make
them read every entry in TOP-X
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* 12. Lock them in a round room, and say "Go sit in the
corner"
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* 13. Play them the new Bruce-Hornsby-sampling 2Pac single.
F*** me, that stinks.
Dangerman --
* 14. Throw them around by their eyelids.
Shazam! --
* 15. Every morning, take their paper from their front
porch and toss it in a puddle.
Shazam! --
* 16. Call them every night at about 2 am, then pretend you
have the wrong number.
Shazam! --
* 17. Tell them they can't fly jets over their land, and
bomb them when they do.
Shazam! --
* 18. Give them a free trip to Ohio. Most miserable place I
can think of.
Shazam! --
* 19. The classic: *ring ring* "Hi, is Geoff in?" "No,
there's no-one here called Geoff." *Ring ring* "Hello, is
Geoff in?" "I TOLD YOU THERE'S NO-ONE HERE CALLED
GEOFF!!! PISS OFF!!!!"
Dangerman --
* 20. *ring ring* "WHAT????!!" "Hi, it's Geoff here, are
there any messages for me?"
Dangerman --
* 21. But what if there IS a Geoff there? What then? Huh
funny boy?
Colonel FNORd --
* 22. #21 Tell him your calling on behalf of the Center for
Disease Control, and his syphillis results came back
positive.
OW!! -- Why does it burn when I pee
Started by: JellyPhish ()
Started on: Sun Feb 7 16:38:33 1999
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