Ways to make the evening news more interesting
* 1. Have Dan Rather start off by saying "Good evening, I'm
not wearing any pants. And now the news"
Reedman -- Somewhere in Porgeon
* 2. Have Mr Skull, the violent bald guy, run around
attacking reporters from time to time.
Tec42 -- lost@c
* 3. Shoot everything live in south side LA. (no pun
intended)
Tec42 -- lost@c
* 4. Tom Brokaw is forced to wear a clown suit.
Tec42 -- lost@c
* 5. Location reports by stupid pop stars. Mariah Carey
reporting on the Sudan famine, for example. "Gee, are you
guys supermodels?"
Dangerman --
* 6. Or Taylor Hanson on the riots in France. "Hey, I love
football! Can I be quarterback?"
Dangerman --
* 7. Topless reporters.
DragonLady -- @dragon.dominatrix.com
* 8. #7: I second that.
Dingo Floyd -- docbrown@geocities.com
* 9. Hook the reporters up to a lie detector
MageOrion -- orionrh@hotmail.com
* 10. Two words - Group Sex
MageOrion -- orionrh@hotmail.com
* 11. Take away the tele-prompter
MageOrion -- orionrh@hotmail.com
* 12. Have Eric Cartman do the weather
MageOrion -- orionrh@hotmail.com
* 13. Show it in the morning
MageOrion -- orionrh@hotmail.com
Started by: ReedMan (SOmewhere in Oregon)
Started on: Fri Jun 19 00:09:48 1998
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