Sage Advice
* 1. Always place the lid on the blender *prior* to turning
the power switch to "on".
MsDraconia -- Sittin' in la la.
* 2. Never piss Eric the Bruiser off.
MsDraconia -- Sittin' in la la.
* 3. Or his dog.
MsDraconia -- Sittin' in la la.
* 4. Avoid dancing nude on your roof on a clear midsummer's
night in February.
MsDraconia -- Sittin' in la la.
* 5. Do not collect $100, do not pass Go.
MsDraconia -- Sittin' in la la.
* 6. Use it in the lyrics for a song.. Along with parsley,
rosemary and thyme.
Tom and Jerry --
* 7. Do not peepee on my smock
Pablo Picasso -- PP
* 8. #4. Southern hemisphere?
ChAoS the link trader --
* 9. #2. It is far better to piss off than piss on.
ChAoS the link trader --
* 10. Sage Advice. What is the question and answer column in
dragon magazine. I'll take geekyness for 10,000 Alex.
ChAoS the link trader --
* 11. Grow where there is ample sunlight and moisture.
Namdeer -- Somewhere in Portlnad, ROeogn
* 12. Use Rosemary in moderation.
Smély --
* 13. You just can't get too much red pepper.
Smély --
* 14. Ginger will warm you up, too.
Smély --
* 15. California likes Oregano too much.
Smély --
* 16. Hedges are the green lefy things and dogs are furry
with four legs. So if the hedge is pouring red sap, you
obviously are clipping the wrong one.
Sailor Earth --
* 17. Oasis CDs are for throwing at on-coming cars.
Sailor Earth --
* 18. Never masterbate in the childeren's section of the town
librery no matter how cute looking Carmen Santiago looks on
that poster.
Sailor Earth --
* 19. When using a toilet, remember it's: lift, pea, flush,
put down seat.
Sailor Earth --
* 20. No matter how much driving at night scares you, don't
let Ray Charles drive you home.
Sailor Earth --
* 21. #14. Where is this Ginger lady, I'm cold.
ChAoS -- Lost@sea
* 22. If at first you don't succeed, you're running about
average
The Skanking Pickle -- please, no references to spanking or
shanking ok?
* 23. Spandex is a privilege, not a right
The Skanking Pickle -- please, no references to spanking or
shanking ok?
* 24. While you're at it--don't collect $200 while not
passing go as well.
John Alt-130 -- Jibbidy jibbidy, a rat a tat tat
* 25. To George Lucas: Making movies in order isn't so bad.
John Alt-130 -- Jibbidy jibbidy, a rat a tat tat
* 26. You can never get enough sage (sorry - that's sage
VICE)
Sage Orion -- o.a.wise.guy@nyak.nyak.nyak.com(edy)
* 27. Never get him wet, never expose him to sunlight and
whatever you do; NEVER feed him after Midnight
Sage Orion -- o.a.wise.guy@nyak.nyak.nyak.com(edy)
* 28. If it has more than 2 legs, kill it. (Star Trooping,
across the Universe)
Sage Orion -- o.a.wise.guy@nyak.nyak.nyak.com(edy)
* 29. He's Dead Jim.
Sage Orion -- o.a.wise.guy@nyak.nyak.nyak.com(edy)
* 30. Never let your self be blind-sided by a wet sock.
Sage Orion -- o.a.wise.guy@nyak.nyak.nyak.com(edy)
* 31. Lamb is better with mint jelly.
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* 32. #19: Does that apply to women as well? Wouldn't they
fall in? Furthermore, isn't it unsanitary to be eating
vegetables, peas or otherwise, while on the toilet?
Dingo Floyd -- so many questions, so little time
* 33. Never stand too close to a man wearing the severed head
of a German shepherd on a necklace.
SychoSyd -- I don't care what anybody says, Barney is *too*
Richard Simmons in a dinosaur costume
* 34. Okay, first the boxers, THEN the pants.
SychoSyd -- I don't care what anybody says, Barney is *too*
Richard Simmons in a dinosaur costume
* 35. It's probably a bad idea to trust a doctor who offers
you repainted M&Ms as antibiotics.
SychoSyd -- I don't care what anybody says, Barney is *too*
Richard Simmons in a dinosaur costume
* 36. You better watcha you anise, seed.
Uncle Luigi --
Started by: MsDraconia (freakazoid@POPaccount.com)
Started on: Sat Nov 21 17:50:38 1998
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