Ways to spark up Top X activity. Again.
* 1. A loyalty card scheme for regular posters. Every time
you post an entry, you get another point on your card.
Exchange points for a selection of assorted shit in some
catalogue.
Dangerman --
* 2. Take tips from Springer, Vanessa and the others; bring
in actors to pose as regular posters.
Dangerman --
* 3. Compulsory genital poundings with the Nad-o-matic
Hammer-O-Doom. Not sure how this'll work, but it's a
shame to let this new hammer go to waste.
Dangerman --
* 4. #1. Dung of the world catalog, Dm wasn't joking when
he said assorted shit.
ChAoS -- Always sure to shock.
* 5. The old penis in the light socket routine.
ChAoS -- Always sure to shock.
* 6. oops, I meant penny.
ChAoS -- Always sure to shock.
* 7. #6: Oh. Shame.
Dangerman --
* 8. Trade hard to find recipes and organic chemistry
processes.
Smelyxxx --
* 9. Exchange well researched history papers on Portlland,
Roegon early Basset Hound residents.
Smelyxxx --
* 10. Collect tips and advice on sex and age determination
via internet.
Smelyxxx --
* 11. Post winning lottery numbers in advance of drawings.
Smelyxxx --
* 12. Rename it Top XXX and watch the irregulars flock in.
Smelyxxx --
* 13. Convince all those fools out there that Top-X is more
interesting and fun than work/school/sex etc. Get some of
the regulars back.
ReedMan --
* 14. Get rid of all these dumb "armadillo flats" lists.
ReedMan --
* 15. Turn Top-X into the Borg. You will be assimilated.
Your unique humor and wit will be added to our own.
Resistance is futile.
ReedMan --
* 16. Virtual wine and cheese progressive party.
(thundersott 2/20 and velveeta slices)(paper cups)(bring
your own toothpick and napkin)
Smelyo --
* 17. Green stamps for posts. Double green stamps if
ANYbody laughs.
Smelyo --
* 18. Set up to post GIFs?
Smelyo --
* 19. Give up and leave. Face it, people, Top-X is dead in
the water. I've had more fun on the Pagan-Awakenings
mailing list at e-groups for the last two months than
I've ever had on Top-X.
Jinxster --
* 20. DM, you and I are wasted here (among other places ;)
). Come to e-groups and join me...
Jinxster --
* 21. Discuss Jinxster's neo-rationalist powdered milk
redistribution scheme for oppressed vegetarian ex- mud
wrestlers working their way through college parking lot
attendant school for the blind by panhandling..
Smely -- smely@mine.all.mine.com
* 22. Blatant untempered ad hominem attacks without
foundation even in the tabloids or afternoon Tellyvision.
Smely -- smely@mine.all.mine.com
* 23. #14 - And perhaps shoot whoever keeps mentionaing
Armadillo Flats.
Primis -- Folks, this conversation can only end in a
gunshot...
* 24. Make Top-X moderated, thus cutting all the crap that
passes for postings these days.
Primis -- Folks, this conversation can only end in a
gunshot...
* 25. Sigh. I think I am forced to agree with Jinx. All the
great talent left when Top-N went down the tubes. Oy,
what I wouldn't give for some of Mike's heavy handed
moderation.
ReedMan -- Pining for the Fjords of Top-N
* 26. O Eternal, with thy enormous ego, where hast thou
gone? Steve bit the dust years ago.
ReedMan -- Pining for the Fjords of Top-N
* 27. Hell, even the black sheep Angrywhitemale and Drewboy
have left.
ReedMan -- Pining for the Fjords of Top-N
* 28. I came to Top-N for humor. I come to Top-X out of
habit. Humor is becoming less and less.
ReedMan -- Pining for the Fjords of Top-N
* 29. Jinx, what's the address for this e-groups thingy?
Say...I think I hear Jim Morrison singing "This is the
End"...
ReedMan -- Pining for the Fjords of Top-N
* 30. #28 Just where is there more pointless, low-stress
creative relaxation annoying total strangers who
masochistically come back for more?? (Don't tell me you
haven't done this).
Smely --
* 31. 19, 25----Delete all posts even slightly critical of
the all-knowing benevolent management.
Smely --
* 32. Opening screen has a kids get lost message, with
informed consent before entering.
Smely --
* 33. "Members Only" with 30 day free trial.
Smely --
* 34. Web links to weekly new spy photos of Jinxster
interning at #10 Downing Street.
Smely --
* 35. More of Aunt Bea's low calorie guacamole recipes.
Guacasmelé --
Started by: Dangerman (eternal@optimist.com)
Started on: Mon Feb 22 14:30:18 1999
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