Surreal Compliments
* 1. Your skin takes on the sheen and peel of a spoiling orange.
MsDraconia -- Your Special K.
* 2. Your voice is like that of a mighty gushing stream--Drowning
out all the surrounding sounds.
MsDraconia -- Your Special K.
* 3. How I lust for your dire consequences!
MsDraconia -- Your Special K.
* 4. Your eyes sparkle and shine like the rainbows on an oil
slick.
MsDraconia -- Your Special K.
* 5. The incestuous sheets of passion are tormenting you to an
extent which does not become you negatively.
John Alt-130 -- Jibbidy jibbidy
* 6. Oh! How wasp-like is your tongue, so fleeting, so sharp!
MsDraconia -- I'm feeling better now.
* 7. Your masculinity is comparable to the slapping of beavers'
tails at midnight.
MsDraconia -- I'm feeling better now.
* 8. May your nasal passages never be invaded by hostile spiders.
MsDraconia -- I'm feeling better now.
* 9. Your intelligence is equal to the smoothness of a walnut
shell.
The Skanking Pickle --
* 10. sound barricades itself into rolls of peanut butter when
you speak.
The Skanking Pickle --
* 11. Your locust-cake feed supplements are always so tasty high
potency.
Smelyé --
* 12. I'm naming my truffle-sniffing white rhinocerous after you.
Smelyé --
* 13. My! So Brave! So many harpoon scars!
Smelyé --
* 14. Your daughters seem to be really popular with our
Armadillos.
Smelyé --
* 15. My saber-tooth tiger seems to like your Chihuahua.
Smelyé --
* 16. Baby, looking into your eyes is like putting extra fabric
softener in the wash.
Dingo Floyd -- Love Doctor
* 17. Baby, you smell so good I want to make a couple balloon
animals.
Dingo Floyd -- Love Doctor
* 18. Baby, the way you walk is illegal in Luxembourg.
Dingo Floyd -- Love Doctor
* 19. Baby, I'd give up paper clips for you.
Dingo Floyd -- Love Doctor
* 20. Nice elbows!
Dingo Floyd -- Love Doctor
* 21. Oh, your nose is just so...there.
ReedMan -- Somewhere in Portland, Roegon
* 22. When I think of your eyebrows, I eat spaghetti.
ReedMan -- Somewhere in Portland, Roegon
* 23. The twinkle in your eye brings to mind the explosion caused
by a failed antimatter containment feild
ReedMan -- Somewhere in Portland, Roegon
* 24. #23. I think your post to surreal compliments got merged
with your "the way Star trek voyager will end" post.
ChAoS the blue thunder of keene state college. --
* 25. Your nose reminds me of a walrus in june.
ChAoS the blue thunder of keene state college. --
* 26. You never looked better than when your whole body did a
quantum line-dance.
ChAoS the blue thunder of keene state college. --
* 27. You make ameobas want to reproduce sexually.
ChAoS the blue thunder of keene state college. --
* 28. fish, 34, cheese, and you. All beauty in its different and
unexpected forms.
ChAoS the blue thunder of keene state college. --
* 29. Your hair forms an intricate spiders web of intrigueing
possibilities.
ChAoS --
* 30. The hypnotic tidal pull of your personality both attraces
and repels me like a loadstone at midnight.
ChAoS --
* 31. You have both the grace and fearsomeness of the dragon, a
beuty that never should be crossed.
ChAoS --
* 32. You have all the warmth of a robot who has just discoved
emotions, yet was lost in the cold.
ChAoS --
* 33. Your electric lips can charge the lightbulb of my desire,
from here we'll charge the city with both hope and dispair, the
duality of all that is, was, and will be.
ChAoS --
* 34. I see the top-x within you, the blue, the white. I see it
and oddly I am not repelled.
ChAoS --
* 35. Your eyes flash with psychodelic dreams of illuminated ice
castles adrift in jello.
ChAoS --
* 36. The smell of your breath overwhelms me like mustard gas but
I do not hide behind a mask for you are an joy I wish to fully
experience.
ChAoS --
* 37. Your whole body makes visual music.
ChAoS --
* 38. Your subtly form makes me long for something similar in my
next incarnation.
ChAoS --
* 39. 65.4
ChAoS --
* 40. blue
ChAoS --
* 41. Your crimson demeanor spins a dweomer of hope in the
depressing miasma that is my life.
ChAoS --
* 42. With the grace of a salmon you rprevail against all odds
but beware the hook, for that shall be your downfall.
ChAoS --
* 43. I looked at the fortune cookie and saw you in my future.
ChAoS --
* 44. I want to be one with you, like siamese cats joined at the
hip.
ChAoS --
* 45. Lets share psychosis's and live in the bliss of unified
insanity.
ChAoS --
* 46. the worms in your skull appeal to the tall blue man.
ChAoS --
* 47. I see all of france clenched within your bosom, the
possibilities are endless yet time is limited.
ChAoS --
* 48. Let the cyclone of desire peak here and now with the
typhoon of unified passion.
ChAoS --
* 49. Your love is explosive like the moltov cocktail of the
soul, yet my supine grace repels you.
ChAoS --
* 50. The grove of pines in your hair calls to me, I must wander
through it.
ChAoS --
* 51. You are like a machine that no longer serves but is instead
free to pursue your goal of rusting in peace.
ChAoS --
* 52. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie it's a
moray.
ChAoS --
* 53. I want to be your satellite.
ChAoS --
* 54. Raven haired girl, you are the golden morning radience that
lights my life far more briliantly than the sun does. When the
last ember die all hope is lost for my soul is an empty cup
that begs for you to fill it. I shed a tear for each day
without you and beg for your return, but you will not, for I
fell in love with a girl who had another and have doomed my own
soul to this mortal sadness. I wanted to be the knight to
champion your cause, a man who is both servant and lord yet
neither. I gave you all I could offer, all you could accept,
yet I could not win you. Your beauty outshines the sun and your
innocence outweighs that which life has stolen from me.
ChAoS --
* 55. You are both sun and moon.
ChAoS --
* 56. I see ligtning in your toes.
ChAoS --
* 57. Mice worship you.
ChAoS --
* 58. The bullfrog of his veins is lodged in the throat of his
greatest desire. This should please you.
ChAoS --
* 59. You are both leopard and leprachaun, use the best qualities
of both.
ChAoS --
* 60. You are like a good plague, rare and welcome.
ChAoS --
* 61. If I was a soldier your trench would keep me safe from
enemy shelling.
ChAoS --
* 62. Poison ivy wilts from your touch.
ChAoS --
* 63. You have the combined grace of a cat glued to an elf.
ChAoS --
* 64. ChAoS
ChAoS --
* 65. Time is turbulant and fleeting in your presence, lets make
the best of it.
ChAoS --
* 66. #54. DAMN! use replaces instead of outweighs.
ChAoS --
* 67. Your shell holds upon it's surface the intricate patterns
that trace out the unseen pattern of the universe.
ChAoS --
* 68. Love is in your left hand today, give it to me.
ChAoS --
* 69. <==== this
ChAoS --
* 70.
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ChAoS --
* 71. Pelicans adore your pheremonic allure to females.
ChAoS --
* 72. Your lips are radioactive for whenever yours and mine touch
the I feel all the power of a nucler surge, squared.
ChAoS --
* 73. I undress you with YOUR eyes, I caress you with my ear, I
gently run your shins through your hair.
ChAoS --
* 74. I knew love when first you saw your reflection.
ChAoS --
* 75. When you enter the room, the easter eggs light up.
Oorin Mega -- Surrality is my Middle Finger
* 76. When I look at you, my left hand knows what my right is
doing.
Oorin Mega -- Surrality is my Middle Finger
* 77. When I hear you voice, my brain starts playing naked
twister with my stomach.
Oorin Mega -- Surrality is my Middle Finger
* 78. When I smell you skin, I'm reminded of water.
Oorin Mega -- Surrality is my Middle Finger
* 79. When I touch your body, I use my fingers.
Oorin Mega -- Surrality is my Middle Finger
* 80. When I think of you, I eat bran
Oorin Mega -- Surrality is my Middle Finger
* 81. Jefferson (why hasn't anyone said that to you yet?)
Oorin Mega -- Surrality is my Middle Finger
* 82. You make life beef!
Oorin Mega -- Surrality is my Middle Finger
* 83. Vegemite sticks to the roof of you car.
Oorin Mega -- Surrality is my Middle Finger
* 84. You remind me of a wet towel I was smothered with once as a
child.
SychoSyd -- Psst... Hey, pal, you wanna buy a potholder?
* 85. Your voice is as beautiful as the sound of a vacuum cleaner
trying to suck up a Mallard.
SychoSyd -- Psst... Hey, pal, you wanna buy a potholder?
* 86. Your hair possesses the luster of the freshest of
mayonnaise.
SychoSyd -- Psst... Hey, pal, you wanna buy a potholder?
* 87. When I touch you, birds spontaneously combust.
MsDraconia -- MY EYES!!
Started by: MsDraconia (gjh_freaksclub@postmark.net)
Started on: Thu Nov 19 18:22:08 1998
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