Words Fail Me When...
* 1. Jinxster looks at me *that* way.
Smely --
* 2. I can't find Vegemite in the stores.
Smely --
* 3. That MGB door catches my fingertip.
Smely --
* 4. #1: *looks at Smelymouse *that* way* ;)
Jinxster -- http://members.tripod.com/~Jinxster
* 5. I see all the weird and wonderful things Jinxster has
done to her site.
Jinxster -- http://members.tripod.com/~Jinxster
* 6. Especially Top-X's official social club, the all-new
Top-X Zone!
Jinxster -- http://members.tripod.com/~Jinxster
* 7. Go there now and check it out!
Jinxster -- http://members.tripod.com/~Jinxster
* 8. Jinxster's age doesn't change for ?3 years. Always a
freshman?
Smely --
* 9. #8. Maybe she went from being a highschool freshman to a
college freshman, maybe she keeps being held back, maybe
she means that she's a fresh man.
ChAoS --
* 10. Belt and suspenders fail together.
Smely --
* 11. #8, #9: I've never been held back in my life. I am a 20
year old senior. I will be 21 in June 1999. My site says I
am 19 because I couldn't be arsed to change it. That is now
being rectified.
Jinxster --
* 12. #11. Huh huh huh, she said rectify. (Sorry I was
channeling dangerman)
ChAoS -- Dan German?
* 13. My tongues been cut out and fed to the cat.
ChAoS -- Don't you hate it when that happens.
* 14. Rush Limbore starts talking.
Smely --
* 15. Janet Nero explains herself.
Koresh kid --
* 16. You put on those shiny tight black pants and that
see-through top!
DragonLady -- @dragon.dominatrix.com
* 17. Our tongues are wrestling like crazed ferrets!
DragonLady -- @dragon.dominatrix.com
* 18. #6: I'd come to your party, Jinxster, but my fleas are
all under 16!
Smeltmouse --
* 19. #6 Will Vegemite be allowed there?
Smeltmouse --
* 20. the penguins eat all the mayonnaise.
John Alt-130 -- Your Alt Alternative
* 21. My computer goes a day without crashing and/or
exploding.
MsDraconia -- You don't want to know
* 22. The printer prints.
MsDraconia -- You don't want to know
* 23. The scanner scans.
MsDraconia -- You don't want to know
* 24. Anything goes right.
MsDraconia -- You don't want to know
* 25. I awake in the middle of the night to the sounds of
Barry Manilow
MsDraconia -- You don't want to know
* 26. They give really hard exams, and I forget to study.
Shazam! --
* 27. I buy them from the lowest bidder
Shazam! --
* 28. I am speaking to someone who doesn't understand English
Shazam! --
* 29. the math club sends me to abu dabi. Oh, wait, that's
"Nerds mail me when..."
Shazam! --
* 30. ...I'm constipated. (oops, that's Turds Fail Me
When...)
Dingo Floyd -- After using the king's toilet, do you get a
royal flush?
* 31. my pigeons don't act as I trained them (oops, thats
BIRDS fail me when)
Mage Orion -- orionrh@hotmail.com
* 32. My dictionary bites me on the leg
Mage Orion -- orionrh@hotmail.com
* 33. they slide of the page
Mage Orion -- orionrh@hotmail.com
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Started on: Sat Nov 14 12:54:25 1998
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