From the mouth of Roland


Okay, okay, so this isn't really Sonic related. But, hey, I was bored and tired when I made this and it was all I could think of to do, okay? =] Anyway, this is a page of quotes from my own weird and demented life. There's not much here, of course, but I might add onto it when I feel like it. Heh.


"I figured out pretty early on that you should only write what you know, or at least learn to bullsh** really well."
-A little bit of advice for all you up and coming fanfic authors out there. ;]

"Of COURSE I know what I'm doing!"
-No I didn't . . .

"This game requires a lot of patience . . . something I don't have."
-Upon playing the Metal Gear Solid demo.

"JESUS CHRIST! What the hell?!"
-Often heard . . . sometimes with much cruder language . . .

"Oh, well, THAT was an intelligent move."
-Sarcastically, often heard while watching TV or a movie.

"Because I'm an IDIOT!"
-Usually follows the question, "Why the heck did I just do that?!"

"Dude, you weren't dead! We saw you breathing!"
-Picking on one of my acting buddies.

"Yah, but you didn't have to deal with WILLARD!"
-Looong story about me and a friend getting lost on the way to a party, me forgetting my jacket, and some drunk guy named Willard thinking he recognized us.

"It's pretty bad when you say the only good thing that happened to you today was 'I survived'."
-After asking a friend how his day went, and he replied "I'm still alive".

"Man, don't make ME direct YOU, dude."
-Again, to an acting buddy. This time he was both my director and played a small part as well. He kept forgetting his OWN stage directions, and I had to keep reminding him what to do!


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