January 1, 2000:
Every time I sneeze I _____"
believe a snot-angel gets its wings --- by Sheepdip (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Iya)

January 8, 2000:
The urge to _____ is universal."
occasionally throw the TV out the window ---by Mumble01 (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by _kitten_)

January 10, 2000:
"All _____ have a reason, but what is it?"
encounters with freaks on the subway ---by Piglet196 (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by LadyJAC)

January 10, 2000:
"When I peeked at my little one's letter to Santa, she had _____ right at the top of her list."
You WILL follow these orders or Rudolph DIES!!! ---by Drizzle1 (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by LadyJAC)

January 20, 2000:
"The limits of my _____ stand for the limits of the world."
attention span --- by Leudo (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

January 20, 2000:
"You know the writing is finally on the wall when _________"
you are placed on '/shun'--- by Antcy (4 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Binkley)

January 20, 2000:
"Wheres the beef?"
the cow uddered --- by caligula` (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by LadyJAC)

January 24, 2000:
"My favorite joke is _____"
George W. Bush --- by MissZ (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Joakim)

February 5, 2000:
"The first time ever I saw your face, I felt _____"
that you were in dire need of a dermatologist --- by Boojum (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Binkley)

February 15, 2000:
"When the telephone rang and I answered the call, I wished I hadn't after hearing it was from_______"
the Center for Disease Control --- by jezzy (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Binkley)

March 1, 2000:
"My friends and I should have known something wasn't quite right, when we walked into a night spot called _____"
Yuppie Slave Auction --- by Mumble01 (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by SldMySoul)

March 5, 2000:
"I found a worm in my apple so I thought I would _____"
name him George --- by Sneex (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

March 7, 2000:
"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when _____"
you are in the gas chamber --- by Sneezbake (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by ?)

March 12, 2000:
"His teeth are really crooked. He needs to _____"
stop eating concrete --- by Alandrian (4 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Fair_Maiden)

March 13, 2000:
"Cool! My friends and I came up with a new dance called _____"
The siezure --- by Sneex (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by V^Tribble)

March 23, 2000:
"One day, I planned revenge on the school bully by _____"
blowing my nose into my lunch money--- by Leudo (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Mumble01)

March 26, 2000:
"When I think about all the time spent online, one word comes to mind: _____"
therapy --- by Sharon_eh (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by V^Tribble)

April 4, 2000:
"I am not lazy at all, I just _____"
am a couch tester --- by N|X (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Happie`)

April 22, 2000:
"Do you have any cotton balls? I need some to _____"
play a quiet game of ping pong --- by Mumble01 (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

April 22, 2000:
"I built a snowman in the shape of _____"
Venus de Milo, since her arms kept falling off. --- by wang6 (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

April 23, 2000:
"The last time I wanted to throw someone out of the car was because they _____"
folded my map wrong --- by Mumble01 (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

April 30, 2000:
"Your cooking is _____."
non appetit --- by Chandler (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

May 2, 2000:
"The best use for a barf bag is _____?"
cheap gift wrapping --- by jezzy (7 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

May 2, 2000:
"When the cop pulled me over for speeding, he said he wanted to see my _____."
pine tree air freshener thingy --- by samoyed ( 5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Mumble01)

May 10, 2000:
"As I bit into the McDonald's Chicken McNugget, I pondered _____"
why it hurt my Mctooth --- by jezzy (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Mumble01)

May 15, 2000:
"I would have called before I came over but _____"
then you would have locked the door --- by squiggle (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame submitted by samoyed)

May 18, 2000:
"By the way, I heard somebody is using _____ on the net."
recycled electrons --- by nataS (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by LadyJAC)

May 18, 2000:
"These photos are great! I can't actually believe _____"
how good they taste with a little mustard! --- by Peeps` (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by LadyJAC)

May 21, 2000:
"You call that a hairstyle? It looks more like a _____."
chia pet on crack --- by samoyed (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Binkley and Iya15)

May 23, 2000:
"When I saw the bill for the car repairs, I told the mechanic _____"
i didnt want my car fixed!..i just parked here! --- by squiggle (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Mumble01)

May 24, 2000:
"If you suffer from headaches, you should try _____"
moving the trampoline outdoors --- by caligula (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

May 24, 2000:
No matter what anyone says, I think it's classy to _____"
use red fingernail polish on your pantyhose runs --- by JillieAnn (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by LadyJAC)

May 27, 2000:
"I felt so daring, I just wanted to try _____"
to run the Boston Marathon without a sports bra! --- by Drizzle1(5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by happie`)

May 27, 2000:
"How's that for a good move? I'm better at _____ than you thought, aren't I!"
telekeneisis --- by samoyed (7 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by happie`)

May 28, 2000:
"My favorite food is _____ because it makes me happy :)"
anything labeled "Ben & Jerry" --- by jezzy (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

May 28, 2000:
"When madbot told me to _____ , I thought it was kidding!"
smile, you're on candid camera --- by Phobus (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

May 30, 2000:
"I believe for every drop of rain that falls, _____"
at least 1000 more fell in Seattle --- by tigress (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

May 30m 2000:
"I don't know much about art, but I know what _____"
to do with a shoehorn --- by wang6 (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

May 30, 2000:
"When I look back on my childhood, I wonder how I ever _____"
thought I looked cool on that banana-seat bicycle --- by Piglet196 (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Mumble01)

May 30, 2000:
"We all perform better when we _____"
have an audience. That's why I let the neighbors watch --- by samoyed (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Binkley)

June 4, 2000:
"I just found a 4 leaf clover, that means _____."
I have way too much spare time --- by Debbiedoo (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by LadyJAC)

June 4, 2000:
"The wittiest quit message I ever saw was : _____"
your villiage called, their idiot is missing --- by JannR (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

June 7, 2000:
"I looked down and saw _____ lying on my feet."
the reason for my empty hotdog bun --- by Sheepdip (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

June 9, 2000:
"A teddy bear is like a good _____"
rock, only soft... and an animal.... okay maybe not --- by DKSandman (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

June 9th, 2000:
"Let your conscience be your _____"
ticket to boredom --- by wang6 (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

June 10, 2000:
"Don't put that _____ in your mouth! It was moving two minutes ago!"
animal cracker --- by wang6 (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

June 10, 2000:
"To the finder of this note: I write with my own blood about _____"
How to Handle Sharp objects for Dummies --- by foxnsox (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

June 10, 2000:
"I need to make photocopies of _____"
some of those new twenty dollar bills --- by Wilbert5 (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

June 12, 2000:
"I don't usually make fun of someone's name, but _____ cracks me up."
the racecar driver 'Dick Trickle' --- by caligula` (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

June 12, 2000:
"There are more _____ on his face than mine!"
footprints --- by Phobus (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

June 12, 2000:
"The reason why dinosaurs are extinct is because _____."
they couldn't get reservations for dinner --- by Debbiedoo (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

June 14, 2000:
"I have to confess that I _____, so I'm sorry."
am a compulsive apologizer --- by Drizzle01 (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

June 14, 2000:
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and _____"
fail mime class --- by shylla (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by samoyed)

June 14, 2000:
"It's sad how families are torn apart by such simple things as _____"
who gets to lick the spoon --- by JannR (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by LadyJAC)

June 20, 2000:
"The paperwork was finished and _____"
my mom's bail hearing was set for Monday --- by tigress (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by LadyJAC)

June 22, 2000:
"My parents were so happy after they bought their first _____"
cage to keep me in --- by gambello (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by DEADelvis)

July 17, 2000:
"The hardest thing to remember when I'm on IRC is _____"
is who I've told what lie to --- by JannR (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by MAyO)

August 2, 2000:
"Are you sure about that? I always thought _____"
playdough was edible --- by JannR (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by V^Tribble)

August 10, 2000:
"Mom, the cat caught a mouse. Should I _______?"
invite another guest for dinner? --- by Wildweed (4 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by MAyO)

August 22, 2000:
"If I were to choose a Native American name for myself, it would be _____"
Running Bare-Ass --- by NovRain (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Mumble01)

August 22, 2000:
"You know you've had too much caffeine when _____"
you can read the grocery bar codes --- by caligula` (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by MAyO)

August 27, 2000:
"I was mowing the lawn, when all of a sudden,_______showed up."
the people who owned the house --- by ZZZIP^ (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by JannR)

August 31, 2000:
"I like to drink _____ in the morning."
alone --- by jezzy (8 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by LadyJAC)

August 31, 2000:
"Swoggle means _____"
a fancy step in country line dancing --- by jezzy (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by LadyJAC)

September 3, 2000:
"Some guy walked up to the Mall fountain pool and pitched in ___________."
a message in a bottle --- by JannR (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by tigress)

October 16, 2000:
"The chat between rounds is funny, but could we drop the _____"
fake compliments --- by stealthy^ (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Mumble01)

October 16, 2000:
"Why can I never win at this game? It's because _____"
I keep typing /msg madboy --- by LadyJAC (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Wilbert5)

November 7, 2000:
"I'm not jealous of your _____"
boyfriend, he spends most of his time here --- by caligula` (7 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by LadyJAC)

November 7, 2000:
"Grandma, I found your dentures! They were _____"
closing the bag of chips --- by Mumble01 (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by LadyJAC)

November 11, 2000:
"Gee! I never knew you could get cut by _____"
Sam Donaldson's ears --- by [s]teve (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by LadyJAC)

November 11, 2000:
"Four Score and Twenty Years Ago _____"
this milk expired --- by Mumble01 (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by tigress)

November 11, 2000:
"On my way to the dentist, _____"
I smiled and three cars collided --- by Mumble01 (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by LadyJAC)

November 15, 2000:
"When I finally finished painting the floor _____"
I set out to change the carpeting on the wall --- by Wilbert5 (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by LadyJAC)

November 18, 2000:
"Walk right in, sit right down and _____"
your sentence will be carried out... --- by V^Tribble (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Wilbert5)

November 20, 2000:
"She has an odd sort of laugh, rather like _____"
3am in the respiratory ward --- by delicata (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by LadyJAC)

November 24, 2000:
"There was an ominous rumble and suddenly the sky was filled with _____"
turkeys being tossed from a helicopter
--- by wang6 (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Mortego)

November 24, 2000:
"Grandmother made the most wonderful Christmas dinner and _____"
forgot where she put it --- by ZZZIP^ (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Mumble01)

November 29, 2000:
"When children are three years old, my favorite thing to do with them is _____"
juggling, but its illegal in most states --- by caligula` (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by V^Tribble)

December 30, 2000:
"I was surprised to find out a person I was becoming friends with on IRC was actually _____"
only interested in me for my fonts --- by LadyJAC (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Wilbert5)

December 31, 2000:
"The computer game that best describes my life is _____"
solitare --- by Andriana (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Wilbert5)

January 1, 2001:
"I didn't have enough for a down payment on a car so I _____."
drew a set of wheels on my tennis shoes --- by d`Azette (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted my Mumble01)

February 14, 2001:
"The book I am writing about IRC is called _____."
The Lord Of The Pings --- by NoReality (4 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Mumble01)

Februrary 21, 2001:
"Every time I asked my parents to buy me candy at the check-out lane of the supermarket, they _____"
put me in someone else's cart --- by LadyJAC (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Punkinia)

January 10, 2002:
"It was like an X-Files episode... I was taking out the trash and _____"
candy wrappers started controlling my mind --- by shortbus1 (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by V^Tribble)

January 19, 2002:
"When you get to New York, make sure you don't _____"
wear a turban --- by Vothi (4 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by V^Tribble)

March 31, 2002:
"It was such a silly idea for me to go on the roller coaster ride, because _____"
I was needing a crap before I went on --- by rumblethump (9 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by oldbag)

March 31, 2002:
"When I go to heaven, I want to see _____"
everyones face when they realise it's not fictional ---by DUG-080 (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by oldbag)

April 4, 2002:
"He who pays the piper, _____"
also pays the GST --- by b_e_n (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by oldbag)

April 4, 2002:
"When the famous film star married for the fifth time, she said: _____"
this time I married for sex --- by juliette70 (4 votes)
(Hall of Fame submitted by oldbag)

April 7, 2002:
"The benefits of _____ can last a lifetime."
going your ex husband for half the house --- by ZZONE (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by oldbag)

June 23, 2002:
"Grandma told me to reach into her apron pocket, so I did. I found some mints and _____"
almonds, she had sucked the chocolate off --- by bomber (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by oldbag)

June 24, 2002:
"The most popular sport in Holland is undoubtedly _____"
tip-toeing through the tulips --- by gambello (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by oldbag)

June 24, 2002:
"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A _____"
casperhen --- by bomber (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by oldbag)

June 26, 2002:
"The best piece of advice I got from my Grandpa was _____"
if u gunna show em....charge em --- by gambello (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by oldbag)

June 29, 2002:
"Did you know that _____ is good for your health?"
money --- by nemesis15 (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by oldbag)

July 10, 2002:
"When I'm alone in my car, sometimes I _____"
like to sit in the backseat --- by AcIdStAr (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by LadyJAC)

December 23, 2002:
"I might not know what the -phobia word for it is, but I sure know I have a fear of _____"
lentils --- by I3WaysToBleed (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by V^Tribble)

December 27, 2002:
"Please pass the _____"
car in front...its only doing 40 in a 80 zone --- by theocar (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by oldbag)

January 11, 2003:
"A jury is nothing but a group of twelve people to determine _____"
who goes 12th man and doesn't get to bat --- by Supra (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by oldbag)

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