Questions, Analysis and whatever are appreciated

Krazy Kat's Opening (Overview)
1. Nh3? e5
2. f3? Nf6
3. Nf2

This is a very queer opening system which doesn't work! Why the heck would you be considering any of these variations? I posted this page to fill Opening theorists' heads. That's all. I do not recommend any varation at all. Go play something else.

Krazy Kat's Opening - Ugly Kat Varation
1. Nh3? e5
2. f3? Nf6
3. Nf2 d5
4. Na3? c5
5. c3 Nc6
6. Nc2 Bd6
7. d4

For White : What the hell are you thinking?!?!! You would have to be a moron to play this in a serious tournament!!! The only advantage I see is the bayonet attack with d4 and e4, but you lose lots of tempi trying to do this! I don't know who the heck invented this, but they must have been drunk.

For Black : Develop. That's about it. I doubt you'll ever see this in opening play. Crush them with a stonewal l formation, or even simple development will do.