If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a K-car (A nice reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars, We'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars, You could help it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars, We could put like a little refrigerator in there (We could keep snacks and beverages)

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars, We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars, We'd take a limosine cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars, We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
(but we would. We'd just eat more)

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a monkey (You always wanted a monkey)
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, I'd be rich