Blonde Jokes

OK, before you get all offended and stuff...I would like those of you who don't know me to have a bit of information: Everyone in the world knows that hair color has nothing to do with intelligence, brain capacity, or ability to comprehend quantum physics. Blondes are no dumber than brunettes or redheads. Everyone knows this. Also, if you still have your nose outta joint, I have blonde hair. So I am as much making fun of myself as I am all other blondes in the world. I would also like you to know that many of these jokes came from a friend who is herself a blonde (by the way Carrie, thanks. Your jokes make up the bulk of this part of the archive.) So, for the rest of you. Consider this a disclaimer. Everything that you are about to read has no factual basis what-so-ever and no harm is intended. Please, just place your hair color at the door, sit back, and laugh. That's what it's here for.
Alrighty, enough babble...on to the jokes: