Drink when I:

• make the sound of club music (the boom-chi noise)
• make another "Old Shit" mix of songs I hate... HONEST!!!
• reorganize something
• call Chumbawamba "Wumberchumber" or "Chunkywanker"
• watch TV with the sound off and closed captions on
• wear black clothing
• make fun of a celebrity that I think is a bimbo
• Make fun of TV/ movies
• worship Martha Stewart
• Bake/cook
• watch infomercials
• work on my web sites
• quote from South Park, Kevin Spencer or Pokemon
• do the "Nahga laugh" (If you are familiar with "Slayers", you'll know what I mean)
• want to drop-kick someone into the next millennium
• listen to old 80's music, especially metal, for entertainment
• am irritated by a celebrity, and not because I'm jealous, it's the 'exposure'
• my cat does something quirky
• watch Starship Troopers with my husband: 2 drinks if he points out where the movie differs from the book
• drink a Cherry Coke
• talk about the addictive nature of Cherry Coke
• go fishing
• get mad because of boom-chi music
• dote on my husband
• watch another Anime movie
• play Pokemon
• kick my hubby's butt at Tetris
• make up a new (silly) song about being bored
• watch a cooking show
• come up with a new recipe

1999 andromedastraine