
It seems like the Jerry Springer
Show is the one place you don't have to be politically correct on Daytime
television. In Honour of Jerry, we've created a drinking game about his
show
Drink when...
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the show resembles a pro-wrestling
match
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a guest is seriously deformed
(no arms or legs, 50 lb baby)
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Someone wants to work in the sex
industry
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Someone wants to be nude on the
show
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Bisexual love triangle
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Someone is sleeping with their
lover's best friend
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Someone is sleeping with their
aunt or other family member
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The story is really complex and
you get confused... 2 drinks if the people involved are confused
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Someone has more than one wife
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Guests are southern
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Someone throws chair
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Someone leaves the stage because
they're pissed off
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Someone gets in someone's face
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Someone gives flowers
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Said flowers are used as a weapon
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Someone is gay
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Someone is really a man
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Someone has an affair
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The show is somewhat exploitative
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Someone is pregnant... 2 drinks
if she fights... 4 drinks if someone brings up the fact that she's pregnant
and fighting (3 drinks if it's Jerry)
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A family doesn't get along
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Someone strips... 2 drinks if
it's in front of a disapproving friend, lover or family member... 4 drinks
if it's a bachelor party show!
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You hear a censor's beep
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The crowd yells "Jerry! Jerry!"(1
drink per Jerry)
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There's a fight. One drink per
security guard on-stage
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Bodyguards are slow to stop the
fight
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Guests are hard to understand
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Someone sings at the end/ there's
a Jerry rap
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Jerry retreats into the audience
to avoid being hurt
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Jerry makes fun of his guests
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Jerry's guests don't know he's
doing it
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Satanism is featured
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Guests are uneducated morons
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There are prostitutes and pimps
featured
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A nude woman gets covered by her
lover
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A marriage proposal
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Someone dumps someone on the show
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There's a confrontation
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Incest
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Secrets are unveiled
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Steve sits on stage
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Guest says "Hi! Jerry!" after
coming on to a fight
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A man suggests a threesome when
his lover admits to having a lesbian affair
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All lesbian show!
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Jerry is repeatedly interrupted
by a mouthy guest
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A guest walks off stage
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A mother protects her (slutty?)
daughter by attacking pimp/boyfriend
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Dominatrix w/ slave on show: 1
drink per allowance (slave can sit, talk, etc.)
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Someone finds out their lover
is having an affair, and doesn't care because they're hot and can easily
find a replacement
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Guzzle if someone is intelligently
shocked for having a secret admitted to them on national tv
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Jerry sits down (stage or audience)
and just waits for things to blow over
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Someone is "taking care of business"
by having an affair
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Lesbian love triangle
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An ultimatum is given on the show
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Jerry asks when two people were
last
"together"... 2 drinks if if was last night... 3 drinks if they mention
that Jerry paid for it... 4 drinks if the show is about an affair, and
the cheater was with both
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Jerry says "I'll let you two talk"
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After hearing about the affair,
the lover isn't surprised at who it is... 2 drinks if they also admit to
having an affair with this same person
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You wonder if these people are
just having sex all day -how else could you explain the situation
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Guests are strippers, or work
in the sex industry
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The show is about cheating
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You wonder how men can't possibly
know their lover is a transsexual...2 drinks if they've been "intimate"
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Someone proposes marriage...2
drinks if they've been dating for less than a month
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The word "confront" is used
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Someone uses the word Bitch...2
drinks if this is a form of address
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Screeching
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Nothing is resolved
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Crowd pumps their fists...2 drinks
if they are yelling "Jerry!"
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Someone wants to rub Steve's head
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Someone gets naked
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Having breasts is used in an argument
(Well...I
have boobs!)
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Someone in the audience "gets
their t*ts out" whilst yelling at a member of the panel
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Breast size is an issue
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a white supremacist says he's
not racist
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Klan members are not Aryan
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they look like uneducated morons
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they have raised their kids in
the klan
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there's a Klan indoctrination
on the show.
SPECIAL FEATURE: THE COMMERCIALS
DURING SPRINGER
Drink whenever you see one
of the following ads during Springer:
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Career College
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Celphone/pager company
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Dial-a-lawyer
(2 drinks if his
last name is Shapiro)
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Another talk show
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Weight loss program
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Bally Total Fitness
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Unclaimed freight warehouse
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Insurance company (any type)
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a Psychic hotline
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A rental center
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