Take a drink every time:

• You hear a song from the 1980's
• You see Brian's body, naked, or partially so.
• Brian tells the "licking" story
• Mary calls the babysitter
• Carol is annoying
• Maggie acts in a neurotic manner
• Someone slags Brian
• Brian laughs wheezingly
• Peter appears bland
• Peter reminds you of Oscar Wilde
• Andrew has a "heart to heart" with someone
• Someone swears/someone yells "F**k!" (1 drink per f**k)
• People f**k (see above for scoring...)
• Someone talks about f**king (see above for scoring)
• Alcohol is consumed
• you see them eating
• Roger tells his wife that their son is okay
• Someone is pissed drunk
• Nudity that you don't actually see.
• inter-couple squabbling
• someone talks about Sarah's promiscuity
• someone cries