Things that people in Salem never do

Things that people in Salem never do 1.Go the toilets.
2. Go to the supermarket, the dentist, the doctor or another normal place that people usually go to.
3. Chat with the kids' teachers.
4. Go to sleep without makeup.
5. Wake up without makeup perfectly applied.
6. Pay their bills (do they have any?).
7. Get a cold...or when they do, no one ever acknowledges it around them.
8. Make coffee (they are always drinking tea).
9. Burn toast.
10. Get a speeding ticket.
11. Have pets.
12. Use payphones.
13. Make anything other than donuts and chowder.
14. Watch TV/Listen To Radio/Read Newspapers on a regular basis.
15. Go to sporting events.
16. Listen to Laura or Celeste even though they could be right.
17. Suspect that Stefano is up to something.
18. Clean house.
19. Make sandwiches.
20. Watch their kids play.
21. The kids never make a noise.
22. Work.
23. Read books.
24. Play the computer.
25. Wear glasses.
26. Go to school.
27. The kids never play with friends.
28. Go to family trips abroad or out of Salem.

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