Please be aware that some of these sounds are extremely inappropriate! Listen at your own discretion. Other than that, have fun!

Bodily Noises
Burp 1
Bad Burp
Fake Fart 1
Fart 1
Fart 2
Bad Fart

Monty Python
"What's he do? Nibble your bum?"
"We, are the knights who say....Ni!"
"How shall we f*ck off O Lord?"
"Wait 'till Bigus Dickus hears of this!"

Spaceballs
"I see your shwartz is as big as mine!"
"It's MegaMaid! She's gone from suck, to blow!"
"That's all we needed...a druish princess!
"Found anything? We ain't found sh*t!"

Saturday Night Live
"Do you want to touch my monkey?"

Misc.
1 gunshot
A few gunshots
Applause
Drum Roll
Someone falling from a tall object
"Mamamia, thata was a spicy meataball"
Alka-Seltzer Jingle
Whip
Another Whip
(Beavis and Butthead)"Yes! That was cool!"
The famous Duckjob!-Donald Duck getting a...(parental discretion advised)
Alvin BJ-Alvin the chipmunk getting a ...(parental discretion advised)
Elmo Toy saying bad things- @#$% Elmo
Mickey Mouse getting it on!

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