Thomlin, Thom-Thom, Thomkitty, or Thomkitten. Aka Thom. The following is a poem by Desert Baileya.

My tribute to Thom (the cat):

Oh Thom-Thom how you sit and stare
When I am trying to dry my hair,
And how you crawl into my lap
When I'd rather you go take a nap.

I have tried to be real patient
When you'd sit and hog my blankets,
But for now I cannot take it--
Please go downstairs to the basement!

For the times I have used the toilet
And you use my lap to park it
I just cannot fucking take it--
Please go downstairs to the basement!

Thom and I.