Flik - We could go get help!
Atta - Leave the island?!?!
Queen - Now, why didn't I think of that? Oh, because it's suicide!

Brodie - You're going to listen to something I said? Haven't I made it abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit?

Loki - Are you kidding me? Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur is like an endurance trial. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.
~~~~~
Metatron - Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God's true voice. Were you to hear it, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that out.
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Bartleby - You know for a fact that there is a God, you've been in his presence, he's spoken to you personally, yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.
Loki - I just love to fuck with the clergy, man, I just love it. I love to keep those guys on their toes.
~~~~~
Bethany - You were martyred?
Rufus - That's one way of putting it. Another way is to say I was bludgeoned to shit by big fucking rocks.

Data - Oh, shit. (As the Enterprise starts to crash)

Peter - I don't like my job, and I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna - You're just not gonna go.
Peter - Yeah.
Joanna - Won't you get fired?
Peter - I don't know, but I really don't like it, and I'm not gonna go.
Joanna - So you're gonna quit?
Peter - Nuh-uh, not really. I'm just gonna stop going.

Warren - Who glued these quarters down?
A.J. - I did.
Warren - What the hell for, man?
A.J. - I don't feel I need to explain my art to you.

Lo, there do I see my father
Lo, there do I see my mother
and my sisters and my brothers
Lo, there do I see the line of
my people, back to the beginning
Lo, they do call to me, they bid
me take my place among them
In the halls of Valhalla
Where the brave may live
Forever.

- Norse battle oath

Chick - Right before A.J.'s dad died he told you to take care of his son. I don't think shooting him is taking care of him.
Harry - I'm not gonna kill him, I'm just gonna shoot him in the leg. He can still work with one leg! Remember that one guy who worked all those years with one arm?
Chick - Yep, but he wasn't very good.

First rule of Fight Club, you do not talk about Fight Club.
Second rule of Fight Club, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
Third rule of Fight Club, when someone say "stop" or goes limp, the fight is over.
Fourth rule of Fight Club, only two guys to a fight.
Fifth rule of Fight Club, one fight at a time.
Sixth rule of Fight Club, no shirt, no shoes.
Seventh rule of Fight Club, fights go on as long as they have to.
Eighth and final rule of Fight Club, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
~~~~~
Tyler - Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? Listen to me, you have to consider the possibity that God does not like you, never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you.
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Tyler - You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
~~~~~
Tyler - We are the middle children of history. Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives.

Vito Cornelius - Time is not important, only life is important.
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Fog (yelling) - We're sending someone in to negotiate!
(Korben Dallas shoots Manglore leader)
Korben - Anybody else want to negotiate?
Fog - Where did he learn to negotiate?
President Lindberg (looks at General Munro) - I wonder.

Lenina Huxley - What you do not realize is that Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the Franchise Wars.
John Spartan - So?
Huxley - So now all restaurants are Taco Bell.
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Huxley - Chief, you can take this job and shovel it!
Spartan - You can take this job and shovel it...
Huxley - Yeah?
Spartan - Close enough.

Will Hunting - What the fuck to you want?
Lambeau - I'm Gerald Lambeau, the professor you told to fuck himself.
~~~~~
Skylar - What if I said I would not sleep with you again until you let me meet your friends?
Will - I'd say it's like 4:30 in the morning, they're probably up.
Skylar - Of my god, men are shameless. If you're not thinking with your weiner then you're acting directly on it's behalf!
Will - You bet.
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Will - Why shouldn't I work for the NSA? That's a hard one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk, something no one else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it, maybe I break it, and I'm real proud of myself cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location to some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East and once they have that location they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding, 1500 people I never met, never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are saying, oh send in the Marines to secure the area, cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there getting shot, just like it wasn't them when their number got called cause they were off pulling a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie over there taking shrapnel in the ass. He gets back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from, and the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, cause he'll work for 15 cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes that the only reason he was over there in the first place was so that we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price, and of course the oil companies use the little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at $2.50 a gallon. They're taking their sweet time bringing the oil back here of course, maybe they even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fucking play slalom with the icebergs. It ain't too long till he hits one, spills the oil, and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work, he can't afford to drive, so he's walking to the fucking job interviews, which sucks cause the shrapnel in his ass is giving him chronic hemorrhoids, and meanwhile he's starving, cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're serving is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holding out for something better. I figure, fuck it, while I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard. I could be elected President.

Evie - I'm so very sorry, it was an accident.
Dr. Bey - No, my girl, when Ramesses destroyed Syria, that was an accident. You are a catastrophe!
~~~~~
Evie - By the way, why did you kiss me?
O'Connell - I don't know, I was about to be hanged, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Wyatt Rash - My mom used to say, "When life gives you potatoes, make potato salad."
Mona Dearly - Well, life handed me a whole pile of shit. What am I supposed to make with that?
Phil Dearly - Shit salad?

And shepherds we shall be
For thee My Lord for thee
Power hath descended forth from thy hand
That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command
So we shall flow a river forth to thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be
In nomine patre, at file, spiritus sancte.

- MacManus Family Prayer

Ebenezer Scrooge - My taxes go to pay for the prisons and the poorhouses, the homeless must go there.
Charity Guy - But some would rather die!
Scrooge - If they'd rather die then they'd better do it, and decrease the surplus population! This is the door, you may use it.
~~~~~
Rizzo the Rat - Ok, that does it!
Gonzo as Charles Dickens - Pardon?
Rizzo - How do you know what Scrooge is doing? We're down here and he's up there.
Dickens - I keep telling you, storytellers are omniscient. I know everything.
Rizzo - Well, hoity-toity Mr. God-like smarty-pants.
~~~~~
Jacob Marley - Why do you doubt your senses?
Scrooge - Because a little thing can affect them. A slight disorder of the stomach can make them cheat. You may be a bit of undigested beef, a blob of mustard, a crumb of cheese. Yes, there's more of gravy than of grave about you!
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Rizzo - I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose!
Dickens - You have all the fun...