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BRUSSELS, Belgium That's not egg on Bill Gates' face, it's cream.
The Microsoft chairman [fuckface] was hit in the face with a cream cake Wednesday in Brussels. All I can say: FUCK U BILL GATES. I wonder if Bill can learn to take crash courses, as it seems like your systems about to crash!!!
He was entering a building to meet with Belgian government officials [some gay people]. The Belgian news agency says one person distracted Gates' attention [his dog], while another threw the cream tart [some kick ass dood]. It hit Gates right in the face, leaving cream all over his glasses. Hahahahah!!! That rox!!!
The news agency says four to five people were involved and had a stack of cakes ready. That includes me!!
The one person who threw a cake got away, but police arrested another person and are questioning a third who filmed the event. FUCK THE POLICE!!!
Microsoft reportedly may press charges. Fuck Microsoft!! What a fucker!!
Reuters reported that it was unclear if Noel Godin, a Belgian fuckface who has made a name for himself and a lucrative business out of hurling custard pies in the faces of the rich and famous, was behind the incident, ain't that fucking cool?