You know you're addicted to Magic when:
1) You want to cast a "Shatter" on your alarm clock when you wake up
2) You give a MOX to your girl-friend as a gift for her birthday.
3) You want to send a "Personal Incarnation" to your job instead of yourself.
4) You want to use your "Mana Flare" to cook your dinner twice faster.
5) When you can identify a card from a corner someone shows you..
6) You try to use Magic cards in euchre decks. (Lightning Bolts and
Streams of Life are particularly useful.)
7) You try to use a Fork to double the money in your bank account.
8) You try to use a Regrowth to get back money you just spent.
9) You call "Urza" anyone wearing glasses.
10) You carry a set of CoP's in your pocket just in case...
11) On monday morning, you want to use "Time Walk" to be on friday evening.
12) You want to cast a "Reverse Damage" on your income tax !
13) You go in a music shop and ask for a compact disc of the Titania's Song.
14) You meet a friend wearing a hat and you say : "Hello, Tim !"
15) You refer to your successive Prodigal Sorcerers as "Son of Tim" and "
Tim Part III."
16) You ask your chemistry teacher what the Atomic Symbol for Obsanius is.
17) You're no longer embarrased to tell women about your Crystal Rod.
18) You start telling loved ones that "I can quit any time! I just
play socially!"
19) You bewilder your friends at restaurants laughing insanely at the
concept of Hamburger Mana and Circles of Protection: Cooties
20) You 'tap' doorknobs instead of turning them.
21) Your drug habit suffers because you spend too much money on Magic cards.
22) All five of your housemates become addicted to the game.
23) Sex no longer keeps you interested as a Magic duel does.
24) When you start counting your paycheque in booster packs instead of $$$.
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