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Johann Barenschloss, a.k.a. Johann Schwartzenbaum
as played by Aaron Somerville

I was born and grew up in northern Eisen, and my parents were dutiful and honest. I saw all around me the depredations of the of the religious civil war that wracked our land. Though my family was not disenfranchised, I felt a deep and terrible sadness at the destruction that was being caused. And all for what? A semantic argument, a quarrel between two groups who insisted on having the privilege of saying essentially the same thing. It was nonsense, and it wasted the vitality of Eisen. It was the full and terrible fury of Unreason.

But I matured, became a man, and made my way to the acclaimed Kippe Academy. I wanted to become a military officer, to help lead the armies of the new Eisen which I continue to hope will arise from the ashes of useless strife. I do not disdain violence - it is a most efficacious means of achieving one's ends. But if it is used without clear purpose, or for a foolish purpose, it avails nothing. You see, I disdain only unreason - in violence or passivity.

I found the academy to be a truly perfecting experience, and I began my quest to forge my body and my mind into sharp and resolute weapons for use in the coming struggles. But I found there that I was soon to outpace even my instructors in my understanding of military philosophy. For even they were still hampered by sentimentality, which is really only the effete cousin of irrationality. They spoke in terms of justification, and acceptable losses. Reason leads us inevitably to the correct, and therefore moral, conclusion: there must be established a beneficial and orderly society in which each individual's talents are maximized in service of the Whole. This is to be considered moral goodness. Any action, in battle or in private life, which contributes to the attainment of this goal is to be considered justified. There is no need in considering any other matter, for there is but a single end. And as far as losses are concerned, it is only a mathematical question about the expenditure of resources. This is the sort of clear thinking that must take hold in Eisen if we are to restore her to greatness, and make her the beacon of all civilized, rational nations. Our goal must be not some small thing that seems as good, but the Good itself. With this firmly in mind, we can see that the good of any one man is nothing when compared to the good of all men. Indeed, this must be the underlying insight of every military officer.

However, I have found myself on a surprising path: the Kreuzritter. This is an order of warriors, scholars and priests who root out the living and present servants of a most terrible evil. These villainous beings have infiltrated all of Theah, and have sewn treason among the ranks of men. I now see that my destiny is clear: I must use the prowess I have developed to uphold Order, which is really after all the will of the Creator, and use my valor and clearness of thought to strike down every servitor of and collaborator with this eternal Foe. And so far, I've met with great success. Some day, I think the forces of Legion will regret ever coming to Theah. Perhaps we will even take the fight to them.

About my companions:

Jean-Luc: Jean-Luc is... my friend. Perhaps you will think I am weak to reflect on such matters in a time of such great struggle, but when I was a youth I found friendship to be a most useful and pleasing thing. Jean-Luc understands me on some level, I think, and though he makes himself most useful through deception, I think I can trust him. He too understands that violence is a necessary adjunct in the battle against darkness.

Gaspar: Gaspar is a good and gentle fellow, which sums up both his virtues and his flaws. I was concerned initially in our group that his practice of medicine, with its zealousness for the preservation of life, might make him morally soft and susceptible to lapses in judgement. He has proved me wrong on every important occasion, however, and I'm grateful for it. When victory is on the line, he always hardens his resolve and makes the right choice. His medical skills have been a great boon, of course. But I do not understand his foolishness about that dog.

Sylvia: Always getting into trouble, that girl. Still, she's a brave soldier and she does her duty. She shows the natural spirit of valor and justice that characterizes the nation of Eisen. She always knows what her task is, and fights with her last bit of strength to see it done - just the sort of life which is cheaply spent by a military officer giving his commands. I trouble for her a bit, but it is the way of things. An Eisen, a soldier, and a woman: thrice-doomed to misery.

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