Lawyers, Guns and Money
Well, I went south on vacation
The way I always do
My country planned invasion
And they knew Porte, too (damn!)
I fell in with a honey (you'd like her, Dad-- no, really)
I took a little risk
Send lawyers guns and money
Dad, get me out of this
I'm the innocent bystander (honest!)
Somehow I got stuck
Between the Wall and Montaigne
And I'm down on my luck
And I'm down on my luck
And I'm down on my luck
I'm here at La Muralla (okay, THAT part's true)
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers guns and money
The shit has hit the fan
Send lawyers guns and money...