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South along the Coast

Our intrepid heroes continued to sail southwards along the coast of Castille, as Henri and Aliya wrestled with a nasty bout of mal de mer. The following day, matters grew still worse as Joaquin Orduño prepared to ride out a storm racing in from the west. A sleepless night was spent manning the bilge-pumps, tying down goods, and calming the terrified and wailing children of Casa Blanca, now en route to fosterage in San Cristobal, Theus willing.
The morning found half of the provisions spoiled by the salt water, forcing a stop at a small and inconspicuous cove. Joaquin directed the Heroes to a small inland village, Mercado Grande, where they might buy more provisions. The town was oddly deserted, and those remaining were hostile to strangers, especially foreigners. Henri kept his gloves on, and his mouth shut, trusting in Quinn's inspirational voice to smooth relations with the locals. The village priest steered their company to Ricardo's Cantina, where Quinn explained that supplies were needed for the children. Ricardo softened upon hearing of the Heroes' mission, and Henri quietly suggested that families with any little toys to spare might offer some as well, since the children had gone straight from jail to the ship. Quinn added that toys that didn't make noises would be particularly welcome! He also gave Ricardo a copy of a song he'd written about the escape from Casa Blanca, to increase the Heroes' fame, and inspire the Castillians to stand against the tide of battle, which until then had seemed entirely against them. Henri asked that Quinn rename his character in the ballad Enrico de la Paz.
With Ricardo, they took a cart and donkey to the harbor of Mercado Grande to get what they could from the warehouses. Insert here, because the players did, every conceivable joke concerning hauling ass down the road, getting our ass in gear, Ricardo watching our ass, covering his own ass, and glad we were that we didn't have to drive a mule instead, because this wasn't some half-assed operation we were undertaking...
Returning north to Joaquin's ship, shots could be heard. Asgard suggested we get off the roads, and showed a nearly supernatural ability to ferret out trails down which the donkey could travel. As we reached a clearing, a score or more of Castillian soldiers ran past, headed south. We continued on our way, and a few minutes later, a like number of Montaigne cavalry, pistols at the ready came riding up behind the Heroes', demanding in broken Castillian to know where we were going, and who our leader was.
Henri answered in flawless, haughty, Paix-accented Montaigne that he was in charge of this group, and demanded to know in turn precisely what this captain thought he was doing impeding a Montaigne operative for the crown. He gave his name as Henri du Paix, for it was safer for his family's name not to be known while he engaged in such activities on foreign soil. "As for you, if you ride quickly, you can catch the Castillian cowards that just ran past us. They were headed due east," he added with a wave of his red hand.
The captain wavered, apologized, and took his patrol eastwards. Henri sagged in relief when they'd gone, and the party continued on their way.
Upon reaching the cove, Joaquin's men loaded up the supplies, and the Heroes bade farewell to Ricardo. A day later, they passed La Reina del Mar, and picked up a tail of four Montaigne Men of War. One returned to La Reina, but the other three persisted, slowly gaining on the little ship. When Joaquin reported that they had perhaps a few hours before they were caught, it was clear that there was little hope of combating the three vessels that heavily outgunned him. Henri began counting sailors, turned to Aliya and asked how much tincture of iodine she had with her...
Joaquin ran up the Plague flag as Henri and Aliya set to work, carefully speckling and pocking the faces and exposed skin of the crew, and briefing Joaquin on their plan. The crew and passengers were en route to Vaticine City to pray for a miracle for the disease they were suffering. No, they didn't know what it was, but it seemed to be highly contagious, and for the love of Theus and the safety of their men, the Montaigne should keep their distance.
The Montaigne brought the ship up short with a shot across her bows, and the ruse went into play. Final score: Montaigne Perspicacity 29, to Heroic Quackery (Aliya, with Henri and Cecil assisting) 32. The Men of War withdrew, laughing to themselves about the plague that would shortly strike the heart of the Vaticine Church, and leaving the ship to continue its journey in peace.

From the poop deck of Joaquin's vessel, Henri accepted his comrades' congratulations with a sad smile and watched the ship's wake. He wondered to himself just how this group of Montaigne, Vendel, Crescent, and Avalon citizens had become devoted partisans of Castille, and winced, realizing how easily he had turned traitor to his own government. As the ripples spread wide across the way they had come, he tried not to ask himself what he would do when he ran out of lies to tell...

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