"2 pints? At lunchtime?"
"Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so"
"That's deep, you should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They've got a page for people like you."-Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect in The Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy

"What are you suposed to do with a depressed robot?"
"Think you've got troubles, what do you do if you are a depressed robot?"-Trillian and Marvin in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"IT'S A JOKE!!!!........I do that." -Robin Williams in Aladin and the king of Thief's.

"Heaven's not beyond the clouds, it's just beyond the fear."-Garth Brokks

"Sometimes you just can't be afraid to wear a different hat. If Columbus had complied this here world might still be flat."-Garth Brooks, Go Against the Grain

"Love is like a warm gun on a cold night."-Aerosmith, Ain't that a Bitch

"Marriage is the number one cause of divorce."-Grocho Marx

"I'd buy you a parachute if I thought it wouldn't open."-Grocho Marx

We're actors! We're the oppisite of people!"-Richard Dryfuss in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead