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Soldier, sergeant, plane

(Note: Se-sergeant, So-soldier)

One day a sergeant was going to take a soldier to do some skydiving practice. So they get in a plane and head for the drop site.

One quarter distance to the drop site the soldier gets nervous...
So: Umm...Serg....
    What do I do when I get to the drop site?
Se: You jump out and pull the green cord. It will open your primary chute.
So: Well, what if it doesn't open?
Se: Trust me it will...

Halfway to the drop site, the soldier gets nervous again...
So: Umm....Serg....
    WHAT IF the primary chute doesn't open?
Se: Then you would pull the yellow cord. It will open you secondary chute.
So: Well, what if the secondary chute doesn't open?
Se: Trust me it will.

Three-quarters distance to the drop site, the soldier gets nervous again.
So: Umm...Serg...
    WHAT IF the secondary chute doesn't open?!?
Se: Then...you would...Pray to Budda!! Yeah!
So: Pray to Budda?
Se: Yes, he will save you.

They reach the drop site. The sergeant opens the door. The soldier walk to the door, looks out, and grips the sides of the door.
Se: JUMP!!
So: No!
The sergeant shoves the soldier out. The soldier falls, then pulls the green cord. Nothing happens. He pulls the yellow cord. Still nothing.
So: and...he said to...trust...hiiimm...
Then he remembers to pray to Budda. So he does.
So: Budda, Budda, please save meeeee!!!
Suddenly a big hand comes down, scoops him uup, and sets him gently on the ground. He stands there and sighs. Then...
So: Praise the Lord!!!!
...A HUGE THUMB COMES DOWN AND SPLATS HIM LIKE A BUG!!!

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