You Know You've Been Playing Too Much 40k When...

  1. You name your pets after special characters (Baharroth the budgie is particularly worrying).
  2. You change your name to one of the special characters.
  3. You ask your girlfriend to dress like a Daemonette of Slannesh.
  4. You spend more money on 40k stuff than everything else put together.
  5. You mortgage your house just so you can spend more at Games Workshop.
  6. You have dreams about Jain Zar.
  7. You have your motorbike converted to make it look more like a Space Marine bike.
  8. You are reading Terry Pratchett's "The Carpet People" and you give up half way through because the Termagant doesn't have a Fleshborer.
  9. You make a full suit of Terminator Armour to impress chicks.
  10. You name your son Marneus and your daughter Jain Zar.
  11. You live in Caliban St (actual street name).
  12. You start imagining your girlfriend in Sisters of Battle power armour.
  13. You join the (US) Marines because you think you will get to use bolters and fly Land Speeders.
  14. You are watching Starship Troopers and you instantly think of Tyranids and Cadian Imperial Guardsman.
  15. You spend more time at Games Workshop than you do with your girlfriend...
  16. ...so your girlfriend leaves, and you don't notice.
  17. You try to get a wolf as a pet just because you play Space Wolves...
  18. ...and you also try and get your canine teeth lengthened.
  19. You see footage of UN APCs on the news and you instantly think of White Scar Rhinos.
  20. You shout "Jain Zar" instead of your girlfriends name during a moment of passion.
  21. You haven't been on a date since the 3rd edition came out.
  22. You know every stat line of every troop type...
  23. ...but can't remember any of your family's birthdays.