Who is Boss Orc?
What does he do?
Why were the Spice Girls so popular?

The answers to two of these questions can be found here. As for the third, you're on your own.

Hi, my name is Andrew and I'm a geek. I am also a nerd, roleplayer, wargamer and all round odd guy. I started this site some years back as a way for me to share my Coke and pizza fuelled ideas, inventions and other stuff. In the beginning it was only things to do with Games Workshop [see for yourself here], but as time dragged on my interests varied and expanded to many other areas of geekdom.

If you want to contact Boss Orc send an email to his web Goblin here.
Fast-forward to today and I am now a fully-fledged roleplayer/wargamer/ cyber-geek. I play in and even run the occasional roleplaying game, have more models than I could paint in a lifetime and work for a local isp [who shall remain nameless]. This site and my hobbies have outlasted 2 girlfriends, 2 American presidents and, now, 2 Gulf Wars - hence I thought it was time for version 2.0 of my site to be released.

Well, enough babble from me. Enjoy the rest of the site, just hit Back or click here to get there. Have fun, but watch out for the squigs.

As a little bonus, I have included myself as a DnD character below.

I Am A: Lawful Evil Human Fighter Ranger

Alignment:
Lawful Evil characters believe that a nice, orderly system of life is perfect for them to abuse for their own advancement. They will work within 'the system' to get the best that they can for themselves.

Race:
Humans are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'.

Primary Class:
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.

Secondary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Deity:
Iyachtu Xvim is the Lawful Evil god of fear, hatred, malice, and tyranny. He is also known as the Godson and the Son of Bane. He appears as a gaunt, naked, scimitar-wielding man, or as a black cloud with glowing green eyes. His followers are working to strengthen his position in the world by converting (often by force) other deities' worshippers. They wear black robes with dark green trim, and wear black iron gauntlets with green eyes on the backs. Iyachtu Xvim's symbol is a black hand, inset with green eyes.

Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy ofNeppyMan (e-mail)