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I'll send him cheesy movies,
the
worst I can find.
He'll have to sit and watch them
all
and I'll moniter his mind.
Now keep in mind Mike can't control
when the movies begin or end.
He'll try to keep
his sanity with the help of his robot
friends!
ROBOT ROLE
CALL!
CAMBOT!(You're on!)
GYPSY!(Oh my stars!)
TOM SERVO!(Check me out!)
CROOOOW!(I'M DIFFERENT!
If you're wondering how he eats and
breaths
and other science facts?
Well repeat
to yourself "It's just a show! I should breath and
just relax!"
FOR
MYSTERY
SCIENCE
THEATER
3000!
Well, there's version 6,
now the other 5.....(j/k)
There, did
that help any? No? well maybe I can explain a
little more than the song. You see, way
back in the
beggining, there was a man named Joel (Joel Hodgson)
who worked at Gizmonic's. He got sent into space by
two mad scientists, Dr. Clayton Forrester (Trace
Beaulieu) and Dr. Larence Erhardt (Josh Weinstein).
They made him watch the worst movies ever made to see
what effect bad movies had on the human brain. Well
Joel took apart pieces of the space ship he was on
and made 4 robots who kept him company. One manned
(or womaned) the ship. She was Gypsy (Jim Mallon).
Another was in charge of taping Joel, Cambot, and was
later found out to be a camera. This left the
last 2, Tom Servo (Josh Weinstein) and Crow T. Robot
(Trace Beaulieu) to help Joel inside the movie
theater with the movies. When they sat down to watch,
they did what any of us would have, they yeled back
at the screen. That cusioned the blow of the movie
and they were able to make it for a year.
So she was
frozen until 500 years later when Mike and his
friends were brought back. They came back to find
Crow (Now played by Bill Corbett) already waiting. He
said he had been there all along, and
everyone
started to notice something different about him. A
difference in his voice perhaps. They went along
anyway and found Mrs. F on a planet of Apes. After
spending 3 weeks there, Mike blew the planet (Earth)
and they had to move on. Now they found Mrs. F and
her new follower, an ape named Bobo (Kevin Murphy)
following them in a rocket ship/VW van. They followed
them to a planet of highly advanced beings who were
interested in the experements. Again, Mike was there
for 3 weeks before blowing up the planet.
When they
flew away, they found Mrs. F following again, but
with one of the "Observers" (Bill Corbett) along now
as well.
Well, after a while of movies, a random worm hole in the space-time continum brought everyone back to Earth, 1999. Pearl landed on Earth and found an old castle that seemed familiar. As she serched she found out that it was the castle of her family. So she decided to run the experiments from there.
Now, you should have a good idea (not that this is the whole story, there are still evil Crows and a bad Jack Perkins impersonater still in the story somewhere.)
Dear Friends,
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"Please Air Re-runs of MST3K on Comedy Central"
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Best wishes,
Ravnos