The not too distant future...

This page is dedicated to my favorite show of all time,
MYSTERY
SCIENCE
THEATER
3000!



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A lot of people right now are probably saying, "What the hell have I stumbled into?" Well my friend, you have entered the not too distant future know to a few (million) as Mystery Science Theater 3000. Still clueless? Well, this is a page to the show, so maybe I should help. See, a long time ago in a galaxy far far...wait...that's not it. You see, there was this ship and it got sent to te other side of the universe and....no.......let me try this. A guy and his robot's are in a ship when a girl who's son did it before..... aw heck, just look at the lyrics!
In the not too distant future,
somewhere in time and space,
Mike Nelson and his robot pals
were caught in a nasty place.
Persued by a woman who's name is Pearl,
an evil gal who wants to rule the world!
From her castle below she sets above
just to torture all her captives on the Sattilite of Love (GET ME DOWN!)

I'll send him cheesy movies,
the worst I can find.
He'll have to sit and watch them all
and I'll moniter his mind.
Now keep in mind Mike can't control when the movies begin or end.
He'll try to keep his sanity with the help of his robot friends!

ROBOT ROLE CALL!
CAMBOT!(You're on!)
GYPSY!(Oh my stars!)
TOM SERVO!(Check me out!)
CROOOOW!(I'M DIFFERENT!

If you're wondering how he eats and breaths
and other science facts?
Well repeat to yourself "It's just a show! I should breath and just relax!"

FOR
MYSTERY
SCIENCE
THEATER
3000!


Well, there's version 6, now the other 5.....(j/k)


There, did that help any? No? well maybe I can explain a little more than the song. You see, way back in the beggining, there was a man named Joel (Joel Hodgson) who worked at Gizmonic's. He got sent into space by two mad scientists, Dr. Clayton Forrester (Trace Beaulieu) and Dr. Larence Erhardt (Josh Weinstein). They made him watch the worst movies ever made to see what effect bad movies had on the human brain. Well Joel took apart pieces of the space ship he was on and made 4 robots who kept him company. One manned (or womaned) the ship. She was Gypsy (Jim Mallon). Another was in charge of taping Joel, Cambot, and was later found out to be a camera. This left the last 2, Tom Servo (Josh Weinstein) and Crow T. Robot (Trace Beaulieu) to help Joel inside the movie theater with the movies. When they sat down to watch, they did what any of us would have, they yeled back at the screen. That cusioned the blow of the movie and they were able to make it for a year.


After a year was up, a few things changed. For one, Tom Servo got a new voice (Kevin Murphy). But maybe more noticable was the fact that Dr. Erhardt was missing and was replaced by the lovable T.V.'s Frank (Frank Conniff).Well, everything was fine again. Joel and his friends lasted for 4 1/2 years before another change happened. But this time, it was a lot more noticable. Joel, our human friend, found an escape pod and found his way home to the Earth. Well, that was good for Joel but now the Mad's were out of luck, so they made a swift decision and sent up a temp they had hired name Mike Nelson (Micheal J. Nealson) who was trained by the robots and was soon doing fine as a replacment for Joel.


It was 2 more years of bad movies before Frank was taken to a better place by the white angel Torgo. Now Frank had to be replaced and was when Dr. Forrester's mother (Mary Jo Pehl) moved in and started to help her beloved son out. A year later, while Mike and the bot's became pure substances out on the edge of the galaxy, Dr. Forrester evoleved (de-evolved?) a space child. Now with the experaments out of the way Mrs. Forrester tried to concentrate on raising her son right. But she didn't and soon he needed to do his experements again. Fed up with them, Mrs. F smotherd him, but not before he made her promise to keep the experaments going.


So she was frozen until 500 years later when Mike and his friends were brought back. They came back to find Crow (Now played by Bill Corbett) already waiting. He said he had been there all along, and everyone started to notice something different about him. A difference in his voice perhaps. They went along anyway and found Mrs. F on a planet of Apes. After spending 3 weeks there, Mike blew the planet (Earth) and they had to move on. Now they found Mrs. F and her new follower, an ape named Bobo (Kevin Murphy) following them in a rocket ship/VW van. They followed them to a planet of highly advanced beings who were interested in the experements. Again, Mike was there for 3 weeks before blowing up the planet. When they flew away, they found Mrs. F following again, but with one of the "Observers" (Bill Corbett) along now as well.

Well, after a while of movies, a random worm hole in the space-time continum brought everyone back to Earth, 1999. Pearl landed on Earth and found an old castle that seemed familiar. As she serched she found out that it was the castle of her family. So she decided to run the experiments from there.

Now, you should have a good idea (not that this is the whole story, there are still evil Crows and a bad Jack Perkins impersonater still in the story somewhere.)


Hey, here's a petition to get MST3K back on Comedy Central!!!

Dear Friends,

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"Please Air Re-runs of MST3K on Comedy Central"

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While waiting for this page, you can at least help me in my quest to obtain all the eps. I do trade, so if we can help each other, mail me!

KTMA-
K06
Season 1-
102, 104
Season 3-
301, 303, 309, 320
Season 4-
401, 402, 404, 406, 407, 410, 417, 419, 420, 424
Season 5-
502, 503, 504, 505, 507, 508, 512, 513, 516, 518, 521
Season 6-
602, 604, 605, 606, 607, 609, 610, 611, 612, 613, 615, 618, 620, 621, 622, 623, 624
Season 7 -
701, 702, 703, 704, 706
Season 8-
801, 802, 803, 804, 805, 806, 807, 808, 809, 810, 811, 812, 813, 814, 815, 816, 817, 818, 819, 820, 821, 822
Season 9-
901, 902, 903, 904, 905, 906, 908, 909, 911, 912
Season 10-
1001, 1013
Other Stuff-
MST3K:TM The Poopie Tape, Poopie II, Tom Servo's greatest host segments 1-5, Servo and Mike's visit to Talk Soup, The Making of MSTIE (Sci-fi), Mike and the Bots visit to Good Morning America promoting MST3K:TM, MST3K Summer Blockbuster Review, Academy of Robots Choice Awards Preview Specail, "Clowns in the Sky" (Audio CD), Clowns in the Sky II The Amazing Colossal Episode Guide (Book)

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