The Measure of a Womann
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Next, this is Red. Can anyone guess why we call her that.
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Let me introduce you to Regina, we call her Red. Be nice to Red, she is the cook.
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We do no processed food here; Red does everything by hand, daily. Whether it's a sandwich or a 10-course mean, she will make it a delight to remember. I think she can even come up with a Klingon threat for you tonight.

She is the cook.

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