An Interview with Beowulf Kadmus

Interviewed by: Bishounen-Girl


Izlude: Welcome, today we are interviewing Temple Knight heretic, BeowulfKadmus. So, Beowulf, tell me about yourself.

Beowulf: Tall, dark, handsome, 30ish, big sword, loves pasta, is Italian and hasgot a Mercedes...

Izlude: STOP MAKING SH*T UP!

Beowulf: Hee heeIzlude: Are you married?

Beowulf: I plead the 5thIzlude: Who do you hate?

Beowulf: I plead the 5thIzlude: Who is your favorite character?

Beowulf: 5thIzlude: Do you have anything else to say other than THAT!?

Beowulf: 5th and a half.Izlude: DAMN YOU!Beowulf: That's one of the 10.

Izlude: You're making me mad.

Beowulf: Vormav and Mustadio, get that camera out of my face.

Izlude: I see, a little camera shy. Shine it on him until he bursts.

Beowulf: You can't.

Izlude: Why not? TINGEL TORTURE TEST!!! HA HA HA

Beowulf: You'll be sorry.*Streams of woman runs into the studio with signs.

Izlude: WHAT THE @#$%

Beowulf: My fan club.

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