The Every day life of FFT and FF7


Vincent: Yuffie's missing again.

Cait Sith: WHO KNOWS WHAT SHE COULD BE DOING! SHE COULD BE DIGGING THROUGH...

Ramza: Aeris flower garden.

Aeris: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agrias: YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can seeeeee it now..

Delita: Yuffie...taking her slimey fingers and DIGGING through the sunflowers..

Malak: and the daisies...

Tifa: And throwing them into RED'S LITTER BOX!

Red: ::enters:: ehem...

Aeris: helloooo Red...

Red: There seems to be some Daisies and Sunflowers in my litter box.

Ramza: ::falls over laughing::

Aeris: It's not funny!! ::takes her foot and tries to smish Ramza with her foot::
Who's next?!?!?!?!


ACTION> Sephiroth Apears

Seph: MEE!!!!!!!!!

Aeris: Go ahead.

Seph: ULTIMA SQUISH!!!!!

ACTION> a giant boot comes and smishes Ramza

Ramza: I wanna go home...

Seph: ::disapears::

Amanda(The White Wiz): Hmmmmmm..... uhhhhh....what spell was it again?

Red: Remedy. Somebody needs to clean my litter box!!!!!!

Cait Sith: Ewwww.... ::in a fake Tifa voice:: MEEEE!

Tifa: HUH??!?!?!

ReD: OH goodie Tifa!!! ::hands Tifa a poop scoop and a paper bag::

Aeris: My flowers are gonna turn green...

Cloud: Poor Aeris!

Tifa: ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!::so loud people in another dimention can hear it::

**MEANWHILE...**

Altima: ::is building a card house:: How much is that zodiac stone in the window..
the one with the---

ACTION> The table Altima is building the card set on breaks and her cards turn into dust::

Altima: Uhhhhh...What just happened? Oh wait! I know... Delita got a rat caught
in his hair again..or elsa Tifa got jeleous.

Delita's voice: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Altima: Is so. The funny thing was...I did it! hehehe! I'll do it again!

****BACK****

Delita: ::puts he cell phone away:: ALTIMA'S COMMING TO PUT A RAT IN MY HAIR!!!!!!

Beowulf: That was a barrel of laughs..this outa be even more funny.

Delita: Shaddup B.O Wulf!!!!!

Beowulf: ...........................

Ramza: Take covor!

Everyobyd: ::hides::

ACTION> Beowulf and Delita get into a biiiig fight

Ramza: not over yet... ::peeks his head out and gets a boot thrown in his face::

ACTION> Atlima apears, and gets a cat thrown on her

Altina: YAAAHHHH!!!!! FELINE!!!! STUPID CAT!!!!! ::throws the cat off her::

Cat: MEOW! ::chases a rat and the rat climbs in Delita's hair:: mew!
::jumps on Delita's hair trying to find the rat:: MEOW!!!!

Altima: HAHAHAHA!!!!

Eveybody but Delita: ::starts laughing::

Delita: GET IT OFF ME!!!!

Yuffie's new pet Dog, Muffie: RUFF! ::jumps on Delita's head trying to get
the cat::

Yuffie: ::walks in:: MUUUUFFFIIIEEE! THERE YOU ARE! Get back here! ::jumps on Delita's head
trying to get Muffie::

Delita: AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::tries to keep his balance::

Godo: Yuffie! You're grounded!

Yuffie: But I need to catch Muffie!

Godo: I'm going to come get you then.

Delita: HELP ME!

Godo: ::jumps on Delita's head trying to catch Yuffie::

Shake and Staniv: WAIT! LORD GODO! YUFFIE DRAK A POTION THAT MADE HER TURN INTO 10000 YUFFIES!

Yuffie: I thought that was orange soda!

10000 Yuffies: YUFFIE! WE ARE COMMING FOR YOU! ::jumps onto Delita trying to Catch the real
Yuffie::

Shake and Staniv: We'll save you Lord Godo! ::jumps on Yuffie trying to save Godo:;

Delita: AHHH!!! ::screams like a little 4 year old girl::

Marlene: ;:screams teh same note:; That's MY scream.

Reis: TAKE COVOR!

Altima: HE'S GONNA BLOW!!! ::flies around liek crazy trying to figure out where to hide::

Delita: ::face turns bright red::

Altima: ::hides behind Cait's moogle::

ACTION> Delita explodes

Cat: MEOWWWW!

Rat: SQUEAK!

Everybody ontop of Delita's head accept The 10001 Yuffie's die

Yuffie's: We are comming for you.... ::split up and go after each character::

Amanda: MOTTHHHEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

Beowulf: EEEEEK!!!!!!!

Agrias: MOMMMYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cait Sith: MOOGLEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marlene: PAPA!!!!!!!!!

Red: LITTER BOX!!!! ::runs for his life, and hides in his litter box::

Tifa: ::fainted cause of the smell::

Aeris: EEEEEAAAYYYAAAHHHEEEEEIIII!!!!!!!

Cloud: DON'T WORRY AERIS! ::kills the yuffie begind Aeris::

Aeris: OH CLOUD!!!!!!! my hero!

Mustadio: ::walks in teh room:: Uhhhh......uhhmmmmm....
what's wrong with this pictu--

Real Yuffie: SAVEEEE MEEEE!!!! ::tramples over Mustadio outside::

Mustadio: EEK! I'VE BEEN SMISHED!!!

Ramza: ::running for his life:: ME TOO!!!!!

Cid: ::enters:: What in the.....

Shera: ::enters too:: World...

Barret: ::enters:: Is going on?!?!?!?!?!?!

Aeris: I DUNNO!!!!!

Altima: HELP! ULTIMA-ALL!!!

ACTION> Nothing happens

Yuffie behind altima: ::drains all of Altima's MP::

Altima: At leats i have my..DAGGERS!!!! ::looks at the slos she usualy
keeps them in on her legs and sees they're gone:: OH NO!

ACTION> Yuffie behind Altima stole them

Yuffie: ::chases Altima with them::

auther: I CAN'T TAKE IT! STOP IT YUFFIE!

Yuffie: Hmmmm?

Author: You know she;'s my fav FFT char, righhhhttt?

Yuffie: Uh-huh

Author: And you knpw I wouldn'y have her be killed in a fanfic, riiigghttt?

Yuffie: Yep.

Author: SO DON'T HURT ALTIMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::blows Yuffie away with her breath:;

Altima: I feel all special

Author: You may continue

Cait Sith: TOY BOX! ::kills at the Yuffies::

Altima: uhhh..oh my. a Giant jack in the box...

Cait Sith: hehehehe...

ACTION> Cid looks at the potion

Cid: hmmm...orange soda..

Real yuffie: don't drink that po--

ACTION> Cid turns into 100000000000000000000000 Cid's

Cids: ::chase everybody:: WE ARE COMMING FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!

Evyerbody: ::runs around like crazy::

Cait Sith: EEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cid 234375: ?? ::looks at a shiney blue button, and presses it::

ACTION> Momo and Honey(Breath of Fire 3) Apear

Momo: Uhhh...whats happened? why am I here!? HONEY!!!!!! TELL ME!!!!!!

Honey: .........

Vincent: ::pokes the robot:: why are you here?

Momo: You poked Honey! Are you a friend of Honey?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

vincent: No...

Momo: Then why touch her?!?!!?!?!!

Honey: ..........

Vincent: cause.

Aeris: ::is being chased by 188 Cids:: EEEYAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cloud: ::is being chased by 7 Cids, and knocks Aeris over:: MOVE IT!

Aeris: Cloud! How could you do tha--EEK! ANOTHER CID!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!
::runs around and jumps in the air::

Cloud and Barret and The Real Cid: I got her!

Vincent: Is it illigal to poke a bot?

Momo: No. but Honey is speeeccciiiaaall!

Honey: ((yep!))

Vincent: What's to special about he--:;Aeris falls in his arms:: YAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aeris: EEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cloud: Who said you coudl touch MY girl?!!!?!?!

Aeris: YOURS? Who said I was YOURS?

Vincent: ::lets Aeris down:: As I was Saying, what's so spceial about Honey?

Momo: She's neat-o!

Honey: :)

Vincent: ....uh huh....whatever.

Aeris: YOU CAN TAKE TIFA!!!!!!!! ::points to Tifa::

Tifa: ((yay!))

Cloud: Fine! I WILL THEN!

Aeris: Humph. ah-hah! ::runs outside and hangs a sigh naround her neck that says
"Lady for free" and then comes back in.

Vicnent: So Honey, what do you do?

Honey: ......

vincent: ....!

Honey: ....--

ACTINO> Vincent is chased by a cid

Vincent: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAH!

Yuffie: WHEEEEEYAAAHHHHGGGHHH!! ::is chased::

ACTION> Marlene sees a case the says, "BREAK INCASE OF CIDS".

Marlene: hmm...::breaks it, and sprays all the Cids with the stuff:: cool!

Aeris: hahaha! ::takes teh sign off::

Reis: WHEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ramza: DOUBLE THAT!

Aeris: look! Flower Growing stuff! ::points to eh bottle of liquid::

Everybody: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aeris: ::walks outside wuth the potion and pours it onto her flowers::

Amanda: I FORGOT MY LINES! OH WELL!!!!!!! I'll just say this simpley...
Protect 2...::casts Protect 2 on everybody acceot of the flowers::

ACTION> all of Aeris flowers come to life and diplicate

Rose: HEHEEHEHE!!!!!! ::goes after Cait Sith::

Daisies: ::go after Delita::

Extreamly smelly Flowers that were in Red's litter box: ::chase Red::

Red: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
::puts a clothes pin over his nose::

Smelly flowers: MWAHAHA!

Marlene: ::sees another case that says "Break incase of evil flowers":: oh cool!
::breaks it and sprays the stuff on the flowers, and the flowers are back to normal::

Red: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cloud: I have something to tell you all...

Yuffie: .........what?

ACTION> Sephiroth apears

Seph; WHAT SHE SAID!

Cloud: I am...::takes of his Cloud outfit::

Yuffie: EEHAAAYYYAAA!! RUN!!!!!! it's...THE BARNEY KING! ::jumps up in the air:;

ASephiroth: ::is about to cast a spell with his arms spread apart::

Cait Sith: ::jumps up too, and lands in Sephiroth's arms::
Seph, I didn't know.....::acts like Bugs Bunny and kisses Seph, ten jumps around liek crazy::

Yuffie: ::lands near the phone, and calls 911:: 911! The King Barney is here!
YOU MUST SAVE US!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ovelia: ::runs in dressed as Princess Leia:; Help us 911Kanobi! Your our only hope!

Reis: Ov, you died your hair back just for this?

Ovelia: yep. bye now! ::runs off::

ACTION> Police men come and take Cloud to jail

Red: DON'T LEAVE US TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE US OH PRINCESS ONE!

Beowulf: ::raises and eyebrow:: Uhhhh...somebody call the Dog Pound...

Red13: NONONONONONNO!!!!!!

Beowulf: ::takes out his cell phone and dials the number for the dog pound::

Man: Yes sir?

Beowulf: WE have a crazy Dog in here, a mad dog.

Man: WE'll be right over! ::jumps in the dogie-wogie-mobile and drives over to
the 7th Heaven::

Beowulf: Quick! Covor Red's mouth with shaving cream!

Yuffie: ::covors Red with Barret's shaving Cream:: and now for the feathers.

Aeris: ::covors Red with chocobo feathers::

Delita: ::runs off, and returns wit ha pair of bunny ears and these! ::puts the bunny
ears on Red::

Red: This is so humiliating....

Yuffie: We're done here!

Man: ::walks in, grabs Red, and ruins off:: Thankya sir!

Beowulf: ::puts a fake smile on:: welcome.

Alma: ::walks in:: Uhhmmmm...Light wants to know where Altima is.

Ramza: Stupid author..

Light: I HEARD THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOLT 3! ::casts Bolt3 on Ramza::

Ramza: oh my goodness me oh my...

Agrias: uhhhh...barret, why are you locking the door to the fridge?

Barret: meeee? ::throws away the key::

Altima's voice: LET ME OUTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ohhhhh...
ice cream!

Barret: Uhhh....you didn't hear anything!

Light: ::enters, kills Barret, unlocks the fridge, frees Altima, and then exits::
THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN!

Altima: it was cold in there. Blizzard all the way..(you might've heard this if
you watch Daffy Duck) Snow! everywhere! Cold! Polor Bears! EVIL BLUE
PANGIUNS! YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::looks at Agrias:;
and how's things been with oyu?

Agrias: ....Please leave a msg at the sound of teh beep. ::squeaks::

Amanda: you mean squeak.

Agrias: Yeah.

Everybody: Lets go home.

ACTION> Everybody safe, blah blah blah, in thier rooms...

Cait Sith: Maybe i can feed my moogle some of the potion....nahhh...
::turns off the lights::


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