"I'm the only Mustadio around here!! Piss ant!!!!!"
"()///////////{===================> Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!" Orlandu yelled, drawing out Excalibur.
"You drunk bastard! I'm going to teach you some manners!!!*Hic*" Mustadio yelled, drawing out his limited edition Saturday Night Mustadio's special bolt pistols and stumbling to make the room stop spinning.
Ramza and Agrias sat at the table, visibly unamused. Cid Highwind smiled as he lit his cigarette and laughed.
"Teach the drunk pig how to fight, kid!" Beowulf yelled, holding up his beer stein.
Mustadio shot a couple of rounds and got a girl dressed in pink and red in the ass. She turned around and hit Orlandu in the head.
"Asshole!" She said, walking away.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!" Orlandu laughed as he did a bad impression of the Stasis Punch on Mustadio and got Delita in the *Honk Honk*
"0//////////{>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>" Delita drew out his sword and nailed Ramza in the head instead of Orlandu. Mustadio fell on his ass, laughing.
"Delita, not me!!!"
Agrias quietly sat at the table, watching the monkey business going on when Cid Highwind walked up to Orlandu and shook hands. They walked up to the passed out Mustadio, picked him up and took him outside...
Next morning Ramza woke up to a helpless boy yelling HELP!! He ran outside with his sword drawn.
"Mustadio? Is that you?"
"Y.....yeah....help me...."
"Where are you?"
"Look up."
Ramza looked up and his eyes nearly bulged out of his head. Mustadio had no pants on and his feet were tied on the flagpole and he was swaying in the breeze, if you put it that way. Young women were giggling as they walked passed. Mustadio's face was so red. Just then a really drunk Cid Highwind and TG Cid walked passed, holding empty beer mugs and singing "Beowulf's mom is a bitch in C flat."
Cid looked up and yelled, "How hangs the hammer, Mustadio??"
Orlandu laughed as they walked into the inn. Ramza couldn't help but laugh at both Mustadio's predicament and the drunk Cids walk in and slap some innmaids in the butt.
"Can you stop laughing and help me? I got a headache and I hurt!"
Ramza looked up and smiled.
"Learned your lesson?"
"Yes!"
"0/////{}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>" Ramza drew out his sword and cut the pole ropes. Mustadio fell to the ground and landed on Ramza. A nun walked up to them saw the depantsed Mustadio lying on top on Ramza and gasped.