Written by President Rufus
Nick Diamond: Welcome to another Episode of Celberity Deathmatch. We have avery special episode today... No its not another mud wrestling battle. Pleasewelcome the cast of the hit video game Final Fantasy VII!
[Crowd Cheers]
Nick Diamond: Ah Shut up!
[Crowd stops cheering]
Nick Diamond: Anyhow our first Battle will be between AVALANCHE leader Barret Wallece V.S. ShinRa inc.President Rufus Shinra.
Barret: I'm Gonna pound you ta little itty bitty Pieces Foo!
Rufus: Lets Go Punk!
[Barret Charges into Rufus]
[Cloud comes up in a cheerleeding outfit]
Cloud: Go Rufus! Go Rufus!
[Barret turns around]
Cloud: [Gulping] Go Barret! Go Barret!
Rufus: Take this!
[Rufus kicks at Barret but misses]
Barret: Give up you lose!
[Barret throws Rufus to the other side of the ring]
Rufus: No you lose!
[Rufus presses a button on a Control panel that Activatesthe Proud Clod]
Barret: Holy &^%$! [He Shoots at it but it still advances and Vaporizes himwith its wrist laser]
Nick Diamond: The Winner Rufus Shinra!
Rufus: I won!
[He shoots his Shotgun in the air and a member from the crowdfalls from a balcony.]
Nick Diamond: Now a For a Tag team battle. The two teams are AerisGainsboroughand Tifa Lockheart [Crowd cheers] V.S. Yuffie Kisiragi and ScarletPainintheass
[Crowd Boos and throws rotten Tomatos]
[Yuffie flips off the crowd]
Tifa: Time to die.Scarlet: Your on!
[All of a sudden all 4 of the fighters lunge at each other in full force]
Aeris: Beat the crap out of her!
[Aeris holds Scarlets arms back while Tifa punches Scarlet in the stomach]
Tifa: Take this!
[Tifa's fist goes through Scarlet]
[Yuffie Kicks Aeris and Aeris pulls out her rod and impales Yuffie]
Aeris: That was for stealing The Following: My watch, Our Materia My bedspread Tifa's T.V. Clouds Playstation Dark Nation [Rufus Cries] Darth Vaders Lightsaber, Ramzas swords Izlude life Sephiroths Mother the GoldenGun a Tie Fighter a X-wingand Pikachu! plus 180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Gil.
Nick Diamond:Now our Final match Cloud V.S. Sephiroth
Cloud: You are dead!
Sephiroth: Same to you!
[They draw thier swords]
[Sephiroth throws Cloud to the ground and tries to impale him but misses][Cloud cuts Sephiroth and Sephiroth falls to the Ground]
Sephiroth: Tell my mother I hate her!
[He dies]
[All of a sudden a whole mob of Sephiroth fans rush into the ring and beatCloudto death]
Nick Diamond: Well this was intresting! We will see you in another episodeFF7 Deathmatch! Good night!