FFT Cast: Ramza, Meliadoul, Izlude, Elmdor,Celia, Lede
FF7 Cast: Cloud, Vincent, Tifa, Aeris, Yuffie, Cid, Reno, Elena, Rude
And the Other Cast: Jerry, and crowd

Jerry: Hello everyone. Today we have a very interesting subject on our show. Everyone’s Favorite Video game Final Fantasy 7 charicters Vs. The poor upstage FinalFantasy Tatics... Lets start with the brave heros of these games...Ramza and Cloud!

::Cloud and Ramza come on stage and all the girls the girls faint::

Cloud: I’m a lady killer!

Ramza: Oh please....They faint becaues I came on

Cloud: Yeah right! Your hair is so....Not cool

Ramza: At least I don’t look like a palm tree!

::Cloud and Ramza start to fight. Pulling on each others hair::

Jerry: Umm..Guys can this wait?

Ramza: Fine....

::Walks over to his seat::

Cloud: He started it....

::Walks over to his::

Jerry: Now lets get some more people out shall we? Here are the killers of Shinra..Theturks Reno, Elena, And Rude!

::The turks come out and the crowd sceams::

Reno: They love me!

Elena: They do not. They love me!

Rude: No me!

::the three begin to fight::

Jerry: You guys are to fight FFT people..Not your people

::The turks walk over to their seats::

Jerry: And lets not forget the Assassins and Vampire of FFT, Celia, Lede, and Elmdor!

::The three walk out, Elmdor walks out followed by Celia and Lede. They take their seatright away:

Jerry: And now, The dark edge of The FF7 party, Vincent!

::Vincent walks out with his gun at his side and takes his seat near cloud::

Celia: He is hot!

Lede: Damn!

::Celia and Lede walk over to Vincent, Pushes Cloud out of his seat and sit near Vincent::

Vincent: umm Hi..

Celia: Hiya, Your cute....

Lede: Yeah a major babe!

Vincent:......

Elmdor: Hey girls? your my slaves not his...

::Celia and Lede give him the middle finger::

Elmdor: Why you F**kin Bitches!

::Elmdor charges at the assassins and pulls them out of thir seats::

Lede: DOG!

Celia: Asshole!

::The assassins kill Elmdor with one touch::

Celia: Gotta love it!

Lede: of coures!

::The girls get back in their seats and look at Vincent::

Vincent: Damnit! I’m stuck

Ramza: I’m bored...

Cloud: Like your hair...

Ramza: What? you knave!

Cloud: Whats a Knave?

Ramza: No wonder your anamation is blocky. Because your nothing but a blockhead!

::Ramza and Cloud start pulling each others hair again::

Jerry: Um...Lets call out more guests, From FF7 heres the babe and the beast. Tifa and Cid!

::Tifa walks out, All the man start cheering, Cid walks out and everyonestops::

Jerry: And lets not forget the Sister from heaven and the brother from hell, no I’m nottalking about Rafa and Malak...Its Meliadoul and Izlude!

::Meliadoul walks out and all the men cheer again, Followed by Izlude who gets the ladiescheers::

Cid: Show off....

Izlude: Don’t hate me becaues I’m cute!

::Meliadoul and Izlude sit down near Ramza::

Cloud: Jerry?

Jerry: Hmm? ::he’s too busy looking at Tifa::

Cloud: Stop looking at my Girl friend damnit!GIRL FRIEND!!!

::Aeris come out on stage followed by Yuffie::

Aeris: SHES YOUR GIRL FRIEND!!!!!!!

Cloud: After you die Aeris....

Aeris: o yeah

Tifa:: Melia or whatever your name is, Why do you never take off your hood?

Meliadoul: Because I don’t want to....

Tifa::Smiles:: I bet your hair is a mess.

Meliadoul: Is not!

Izlude: Hey sis, Iv never seen your hair since you were 16...

Meliadoul: My hair is fine!

Tifa: Lets find out!

::grabs meliadoul by her hood trying to pull it down.

Cloud: Again with the hair!

:: Cloud goes and helps Tifa

Izlude: Ramza....

Ramza: I’m not helping that bitch of a sister of yours....

Izlude: just hit Cloud then...

Ramza: Fine...

::Ramza starts to beat cloud over the head with a chair::

Crowd:: OOOOO

Tifa: Got ya!

::Pulls Meliadoul hood down::

Everyone:: Gasp

:: long chestnut hairs falls the Melia’s waist, All the guys hoot::

Izlude: Now I know why you had so many boyfriends at 16...

Meliadoul: My hair is better then yours, Tifa! ::smiles::

Ramza:: Damn Meliadoul.....

Izlude: Ramza!

Cloud: Shes Hot....

Izlude: Cloud!

Meliadoul: Oh dear...

Vincent: I like your hair Meliadoul...

Izlude: Vincent! You have Celia and Lede

Cid: Damn that bitch is Hot!

Izlude: Cid!

Reno and Rude: Wow...

Meliadoul: High school all over again....

Izlude: Why does everyone thing my sister is hot?!

Yuffie: Face it Izlude...Guys like her...

Izlude: But that can’t be...shes my sister!

::All the guys stand around Meliadoul::

Tifa: All the guys are supose to like me!!!!

Aeris: And me!

Tifa: Yea whatever bitch...

::Aeris and Tifa start to fight pulling each others cloths off::

Jerry: Oh no...

Crowd: Cat fight! Cat fight!

Meliadoul: Come on guys...I’m outta here

Ramza: I’m with you

Cloud: Same here

Cid: I got the smokes

Vincent: I’m coming

Rude: I’m coming too

Reno: Ya know Meliadoul, Cloud's gay..

Cloud: AM NOT!

Meliadoul: Now guys, don’t fight over me....only if you want to....

::All the guys start fighting::

Meliadoul: I’ll go out with the winner....

::walks over to Izlude::

Izlude:: Where you fan club?

Meliadoul: fighting...

Izlude: oh

Meliadoul: Did ya know your fan club was here?

Izlude: What?!

::Many girls come out from the crowd::

Izlude:: tee hee....

::Izlude walk away with a buch of girls around him::

Tifa: Die Bitch!

Aeris: Go to Hell!

::Both begin to kill each other with all the men still cheering::

Vincent: Hey Meliadoul

Meliadoul: Why aren’t you fighting?

Vincent: Becaues they are no good and fighting...I could kill them all in one shot to theirheads.

Meliadoul: True and I didn’t want one of the block heads anyway. ::smiles::

::Meliadoul and Vincent walk away holding hands::